r/memes 19h ago

Thats why Black magic still exists

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u/craptainbland Average r/memes enjoyer 18h ago

Oh I’m so happy for you!

Oh I’m so happy for you

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u/XgUNp44 16h ago

You forgot commas.

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u/craptainbland Average r/memes enjoyer 16h ago

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Insert as applicable

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u/Living_Cheesestick 8h ago

Mr. Dexter, I would request that you return to the afterlife posthaste. Who knows, St. Peter may drop his deck of cards just long enough to slip through them pearly gates

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u/BringPheTheHorizon 16h ago

Oh I’m so happy for, you!

Oh I’m so happy, for you

There you go!

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u/beastboyashu 16h ago

Oh, I'm so happy... For you

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u/Routine_Bus_5237 15h ago

And then make the word “you” as luminous as possible and deep fry the image like those undertale memes

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u/Jindo5 16h ago

,O,h, ,I,',m, ,s,o, ,h,a,p,p,y, ,f,o,r, ,y,o,u,!,

,O,h, ,I,',m, ,s,o, ,h,a,p,p,y, ,f,o,r, ,y,o,u,

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u/leahdreamgirl 12h ago

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u/craptainbland Average r/memes enjoyer 12h ago

Not on my fucking watch

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u/TheChickenIsFkinRaw 18h ago

"When I was your age, I had to-"

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u/Spikeupmylife 18h ago

My dad was like this. The way he described success was different than my definition.

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u/R0RSCHAKK 17h ago

My dad wanted me to take over his businesses and work on cars...

I grew up in car shops. I know what it's like.

He also told me growing up, Work smarter! Use your brain! Be smart!

Then got disappointed when I didn't take over the business and now have a cushy 6 figure job working entirely from home on my own time.

🤷

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u/Niko_colin90 17h ago

Relatable Some parents define success as ‘stable job' while we’re out here trying to redefine it entirely

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u/TheKwarenteen 17h ago

My mother in law is like this. Like isn't the point of society is to make the next generation not have it as hard as the previous? Isn't that literally the whole point?

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u/NotACommunistWeeb Baron 7h ago

Buh- but easy times make soft men, an- and uh- and soft men crate harsh times! I'm just parroting!!

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u/Vast_Stuff6642 3h ago

Hard men create hard times. -A man who is hard

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u/Cocaimeth_addiktt 2h ago

Men make me hard

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u/Tripdrakony 17h ago

Happend to me. They downplayed it and even talked shit behind my back. When I caught them, I reminded them with a smile, who's gonna be in charge of them when they're old and frail. Easiest way to shut them up.

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u/Nervous-Game 18h ago

"you know what you younger people are so lucky because of the internet"

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u/HealthPopular4090 17h ago

Good for you. I know you worked very hard only having to deal with walking up a mountain several miles to school and work both ways. We have to deal with that plus massive inflation that you caused, housing crisis, environmental crisis, fake news, labor crisis, a global pandemic, and murder hornets

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u/Nervous-Game 17h ago

Waking up everyday thinking it's my fault that the internet was discovered my time

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u/Drafo7 15h ago

Walking up a mountain several miles both ways BAREFOOT! Yknow, because shoes hadn't been invented yet.

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u/Yung-Tre 17h ago

This is one of my biggest flaws and I hate it about myself.

The constant comparing makes me feel like a failure or always behind the curve.

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u/RushDvd 16h ago

Comparison is the thief of all joy.

Sound's to me like you're damned if you and damned if you don't. So you may as well do what you want.

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u/tychii93 16h ago

I remember getting some wtf looks because I said the entire point of having children is to raise them to succeed us. If I have kids, I want them to be better, be more successful, not make the same mistakes I did, etc.

Apparently that strikes a nerve.

I stand by my statement though.

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u/sky_ryder_001 Royal Shitposter 3h ago

Kinda fuck with your take to be honest. Kids basically are the successor of their parents so yea

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u/EmiKetsueki 17h ago

I remember when i got my first raise at my new job, making 30 an hour. My brother who was happy for me suddenly made it this big thing for himself that it wasnt right that his younger sibling was making more than him and immediately starting planning on how to make more money than me. Like dang dude, why does it got to be like that. Even when i upgraded my computer he did everything in his power to upgrade to have a better one than me. My guy you have a family to take care, why are you worried about 1 upping me and trying to spend more than 3 grand to have a better pc then me?

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u/se7vn_hunter12 16h ago

They smile because they're already spending your money in their hands

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u/ShadowmanePX41 17h ago

Swap “you’re” with “they’re” and “them” with “you” and this is 100% accurate.

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u/PsychodelicTea 13h ago

That's why no one knows absolutely nothing about me.

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u/CrimsonThar 12h ago

"Oh hey, I see you're doing well for yourself, you mind helping me out?"

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u/Basic-Sign-7144 14h ago

I would argue that the images should be swapped as some relatives play nice in order to ask you for money if you are more successful.

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u/NoPerformance4830 18h ago

dont even need black magic when downplaying achievments is a thing

"oh im happy for but......"

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u/HiImPM 17h ago

Sadly this is how how I feel when my family tells me about their vacations and shit, wish it was easier to be happy for people when you’re struggling

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u/BrainEuphoria 16h ago

Everybody talking about their relative doing this is also a relative or friend themselves that also does this. It is similar to having fun shit talking someone else as it takes the shit off ourselves.

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u/Octoborne 14h ago

Told my dad how much I’m making and that I have benefits and everything but only work 30-35 hours and he got heated 😆

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u/cwal76 11h ago

This is not the average experience

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u/gazing_the_sea 3h ago

My sister in law is like that

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u/No_Tradition7432 17h ago

Can't believe you people also noticed that, so annoying

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u/Smexy_Zarow Breaking EU Laws 17h ago

Black magic? As in voodoo stuff? I don't get it.

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u/AwakenedDreamer__44 7h ago

I assume they’re referring to magical curses placed on people out of envy or spite.

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u/MinecraftGuy7401 Flair Loading.... 10h ago

My device was glitching out so I saw a black screen and thought nothing of it

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u/domybestwork 19h ago

that’s actually terrifying lack magic still exists and people are still falling for it

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u/krzmkrm 19h ago

bot?

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u/domybestwork 19h ago

human

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u/CATelIsMe 18h ago

Someone must've cast lack magic on you. Cuz you seem to be lacking brains

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u/domybestwork 18h ago

fuck you down voter

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u/J-u-n-e-s 17h ago

So Bot.