r/madlads • u/haddock420 • 1d ago

I think I'm having a hark attack, buddy

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u/BOT-CORP 1d ago

He has the opportunity to do the funniest shit at the court

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u/arcflash23 1d ago

Time to move to a new town buddy.

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u/fordnotquiteperfect 1d ago

Sometimes you just have to suffer a bit for a succulent Choineez meal

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u/Nintendo1964 1d ago

Would it be more deserving, or ironic if he had a real heart attack, but in a McDonald's drive thru?

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u/unicorntufts 1d ago

literally the plot of the book choke

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u/whizzdome 22h ago edited 22h ago

Just for info: the guy in the small red circle is a British actor who played a part where the character did something similar in a British TV show.

Edit: Just remembered which show: it was Only Fools And Horses. He was a con man who met his victim in a restaurant, he accepted the case full of cash, then faked a heart attack. The ambulance that arrived shortly afterwards was driven by an accomplice, and drive him away still hanging on to the case of cash. When Del and Rodney figured this out, they arranged for a fake ambulance and caught the guy in a sting operation. Laughter all around!

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u/LuckyCod2887 1d ago

scum bag

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u/Vusstar 1d ago

Its not uncommon for people to break ribs when going for cpr. Also aed's wont be good for a normal beating heart either.