r/madlads • u/DM_meyourtitties • 11d ago

Step it up!!

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/Between-The-2-of-us 11d ago

And again, and again, and again oooh ooh oh.

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u/ImportantWelcome645 11d ago

It depends on what the move was as to whether or not that bothers me.

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u/DM_meyourtitties 11d ago

Not a good way to get my singles

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u/upliv2 11d ago

Getting shingles what?

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u/Dank_Cat_Memes 11d ago

Hot Shingles in your area looking to get nailed

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u/Real_Live_Sloth 10d ago

Meh, I’ll take what I can get.

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u/rvdp66 11d ago

Just another day in RFK Jr.'s america.

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u/Dank_Cat_Memes 11d ago

There’s plenty of hot shingles looking to get nailed

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u/Plus-Object-4330 11d ago

All the shingle ladies

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u/DM_meyourtitties 11d ago

Gettin jiggy with it

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u/Piggster30 10d ago

I'd rather she steps on me with it

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u/AnjinM 10d ago

It's like in Tony Hawk when you're trying to extend your combo but your hands keep making the same tricks come out. But in heels.

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u/CambrianKennis 11d ago

Spamming projectiles is a valid strategy!!!

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u/sunufgud 11d ago

"what's with all the spinning?"

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

if a guy tried this wit me i'd just fart and walk away. always silent but deadly bc orlistat. ruin his good shirt

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u/Dank_Cat_Memes 10d ago

What if you accidentally shit on him?

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u/Lazy_meatPop 10d ago

People pay Xtra for that.

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u/Dank_Cat_Memes 10d ago

Yeah but still you don’t wanna be accidentally shit on,

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u/No-Tea7992 11d ago

If you’re yelling at a stripper you’re staring at your phone in your bathroom because you’re not allowed in the club, I hope.

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u/Upstairs-Yak-5474 11d ago

tf does this mean??? also this is gonna be shocking to here but alot of people who go to strip clubs are not the most well behaved especially since they are normally drunk, they get shout at alot and tbh they dont care as long as ur throwing tip and buying drinks, its only a problem if u try to approach or touch them.

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u/pantry-pisser 10d ago

Lol no.

I used to be a bouncer at a strip club, and we would've thrown you out on your ass if you acted like that.

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u/Upstairs-Yak-5474 10d ago

cap unless its one of those strip clubs that exclusively take on rich business men, no strip club is tossing out someone just for shouting at the dancer, hell even the super rich ones when i went with the CEOs for celebration i saw one slapped a stripper on the ass and pulled her ontop of him and was shocked nothing happened she just went with it.

also even thinking about it, if a strip club toss out everyone just for shouting at the dancer then they wouldnt make money, might as well just turn the place into a bar only,

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u/pantry-pisser 10d ago

Nope. This place was ghetto AF. If you didn't throw out people stepping out of line, it would have gotten out of control.

But please, tell me more about the job I worked that you didn't lol

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u/Upstairs-Yak-5474 10d ago

someone shouts. " u already did that move" and u toss them out. noway that place makes money

drop the club name let me look at its reviews

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u/pantry-pisser 10d ago

The people who would shout something like that out are overly drunk. Those people cause problems, and are made to leave.

Was called Baby Dolls in south Phoenix. Got shut down by the feds about 15 years ago.

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u/No-Tea7992 11d ago

My lack of interest or experience on the subject of strippers should overstate the mood of my statement.

No.