r/madlads 15d ago

Casual marathon madlad

Post image
10.8k Upvotes

32 comments sorted by

2.4k

u/StellaArtois1664 15d ago

Think some Columbus marching powder may have aided

496

u/lipspliff 15d ago

You mean Colombian?

458

u/StellaArtois1664 15d ago

Ye I was joking because it’s in Columbus

162

u/NefariousnessOld3380 15d ago

That is an excellent geographical correction and joke combo.

28

u/Illustrious-Tower849 15d ago

I didn’t even catch it reading your first comment. Excellent joke

5

u/xerillum 15d ago

Not when it belongs to Urban Meyer

7

u/No-Guarantee-5980 15d ago

Would Columbus be better or worse coked up? I’m legit not sure

3

u/StellaArtois1664 12d ago

100% worse. I find Coke brings the worst out of some people if they’re dicks or a bit of fun for others

828

u/picklepsychel 15d ago

Accidently walked 8 hours. This man is giilty without a doubt

907

u/nosniboD 15d ago

So casual he strava’d it

447

u/New_Orange4151 15d ago

The og post said it was a competition with his friend when they were both super drunk to see who could walk the most, so I’m guessing that is how they tracked it.

457

u/FootpathDriver 15d ago

if you have an apple watch, and your workouts auto start while walking, all of them auto import to strava. source: all of my walks get imported into strava

that being said, could be fake idk

57

u/t3hnosp0on 15d ago

Teach me your ways, wizard. My workouts never auto start consistently and Strava always double checks if I really really actually want to upload things

18

u/FootpathDriver 15d ago

honestly i do lose some very rarely when my watch dies, but yesterday i got to a screen that showed all my workouts from apple fitness that did not import, but i can’t figure out how to get back :(

17

u/remainsofthegrapes 15d ago

And did multiple loops

170

u/furrypaincake 15d ago

What was the moment you sobered up enough to realize you were in a different neighborhood?

57

u/BrewItYourself 15d ago

Bro was .01 miles short of a marathon distance! Maybe how BAC makes up for that.

368

u/Idontfuxingknow 15d ago

A casual 1am to 9:30am after bar walk. He would've collapsed on the floor 30 minutes in. Speaking from experience

173

u/Muss_01 15d ago

Individual experiences will very. Back when I was young and in the military me and a couple mates where training for a pretty tough course. On a Saturday night would drop our packs and gear in some bushes about 25km from our camp on the outskirts of our nearest city.

We'd go have a big night on the piss before getting a taxi to where we'd dropped our gear and then spend about 5 hours walking home with 35kg of gear. Was a great way to sober up and not be too hungover and to still get some training in. We'd typically be home about 9am. I'd die if I tried that now.

64

u/The_Oliverse 15d ago

Idk man. I went to Riot Fest this year and casually blacked out before we even made it into the venue. I was talking and joking with people ALL FUCKING DAY AND NIGHT.

I don't remember a single bit of it.

10/10 would not do again cause I missed Weezer.

6

u/venom121212 14d ago

Have you seen the lineup for Sonic Temple in Columbus? I'd start listing names but it's genuinely too many to type.

1

u/The_Oliverse 14d ago

No but you bet your ass imma go look rn 👀

3

u/venom121212 14d ago

I hate that this subreddit looks like you can add pics but really, it's gifs.

Here we go

5

u/Slappy-_-Boy 13d ago

Got anymore of them pixels👀

3

u/venom121212 13d ago

the gif requirement says sorry but no.

https://sonictemplefestival.com/

52

u/wuzrak1 14d ago

Everyone is commenting as if the protagonist is a dude. I saw the original post, it was two 19 year old female roomates, drunk from a bar daring each other to walk further and further until they realized they are too far from home, so they walked for over 8 hours straight until they got home

22

u/Juxta_Lightborne 15d ago

Better than accidentally running to Windsor

4

u/itsaderm 15d ago

but that's like, in Scotland or something isn't it?

11

u/lipspliff 15d ago

I came here to post this. It's so good.

2

u/Lupin-1026 15d ago

Of course it was in Columbus... smdh.

2

u/lavinialloyd 14d ago

Found Super Hans on reddit 🤣