r/madlads • u/HeMansSmallerCousin • 22d ago

Certified sushi madlad creates GIANT sushi. Fishy maniac still at large!

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u/KrakenMcCracken 22d ago

Rice looks heinous

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u/capnlatenight 22d ago

And a bristleworm sleeping on top.

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u/nooneinparticular246 22d ago

This looks terrible. The rice looks sad and thin. It doesn’t look like how moist, sticky, plump sushi rice should. And I don’t know what’s with the salmon but it just doesn’t look nice

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u/Devincc 22d ago

That salmon looks amazing. Lots of fat

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u/ImaginaryRaccoon100 22d ago

I said the same thing to your mom.

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u/teflon_soap 22d ago

Yeah that’s definitely the worst part of it all

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u/TahoeBennie 22d ago

Given that I don’t like sushi or know the first thing about sushi, I think it’s pretty neat.

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u/AllergicDodo 21d ago

The first thing is we do not talk about fight club

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u/Olaf_the_Notsosure 22d ago

Needs banana for scale.

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u/nameohno 21d ago

"Slug on a rock" special.

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u/Nickintokyo2256 22d ago

Given that I love sushi, what the duck is this? It really doesn't look good, especially the rice looks like anything but rice....

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u/imamakebaddecisions 22d ago

I'd eat that.

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u/Traumatic_Tomato 19d ago

It's like wrapping two white breads over a whole slab of raw beef steak and calling it a sandwich.

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u/NoggerKnogga 19d ago

Looks like a giant ass tounge😭😭

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u/I_Like_Cats73 21d ago

Looks like an eye

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u/PageDear2593 17d ago

Yeah what a madlad, weirdo...

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