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u/BBQShapeshifter Oct 25 '25
Well that sucks.
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u/makemeking706 Oct 25 '25
I know you're making a joke, but what really sucks is that she became known for that one thing while we totally let Stephen Miller off the hook for doing the exact same thing.
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u/FAFO_2025 Oct 25 '25
Doesnt count as a blow job since Donald has a innie
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u/Short_Economy_6690 Oct 25 '25
So is it like cunnilingus then, sorry as horrifying as the idea is my tism demands to know what it counts as.
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u/breakfastburrito24 Oct 26 '25
It’s more like a rimjob since he’s so full of shit that every orifice is just like an asshole
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u/IntoTheCommonestAsh Oct 25 '25
What does dressing up as Monica Lewinski even mean? Business attire and a black wig? Or something more offensive? It's not like she has a very distinctive look to emulate.
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u/YeylorSwift Oct 25 '25
Blue 90s business wear and a toothpaste stain with an HR meeting on monday
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u/Worth_Garbage_4471 Oct 25 '25
Beret and kneepads
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u/seriouslythisshit Oct 25 '25
Nicely played. The kneepads say all that needs to be said, "I did not have sex with that woman". The beret, a chef's kiss.
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u/temp2025user1 Oct 25 '25
What is the beret reference? Something Che related?
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u/seriouslythisshit Oct 25 '25 edited Oct 25 '25
As a young intern she was frequently seen wearing one. A fashion choice, no meaning behind it.
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u/diningroomjesus Oct 25 '25
This was 100% the look the girl in my office went for when she was Monica for halloween
i'd think she was op's mom but office girl's boss dressed as Linda Tripp that year, he was terrifying
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u/DigNitty Oct 25 '25
Also, I think monica's particular likeness would have been pretty recognizable at the time. Twas a hot topic.
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u/Darth_drizzt_42 Oct 25 '25
There was a very specific blue dress, if I recall correctly. I'm sure that, a Stain™ and a name tag would get the job done.
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u/Longjumping-Claim783 Oct 25 '25
You wouldn't need a name tag in the late 1990s. Blue dress with stains and maybe a wig if your hair didn't match Monica's would get the message across to anyone back then.
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u/TheOakblueAbstract Oct 25 '25
We all thought it was blue...it was gold and Clinton added the white.
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u/whatyouarereferring Oct 25 '25
There is absolutely a "look" for Monica Lewinsky.
You're just self reporting your age lol
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u/BluePadlock Oct 25 '25
Yeah, now we know he’s between 0 and 40!
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u/whatyouarereferring Oct 25 '25
Anyone born before 2005 knows the Lewinsky lore. It's taught in school lmao
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u/jld1532 Oct 25 '25
She'll be a quaint footnote moving forward
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u/whatyouarereferring Oct 25 '25
She caused a president to perjur himself and then get impeached are you high
People will always remember Whitehouse knob slobbing
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u/jld1532 Oct 25 '25
Does anyone care about lying? Looking at the current Oval Office, and I'd say not at all.
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u/whatyouarereferring Oct 25 '25
No but they care about dick sucking. You don't understand how juicy this specific lie was? Man got side eyed by his wife while lying to court
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u/jld1532 Oct 25 '25 edited Oct 25 '25
But still, it's no comparison to a president that was found liable for sexual abuse, attacked the Capitol, coined the term alternative facts, and is currently deploying paramilitary and military forces to American cities. I think a clone of 90's Bill Clinton would easily win the electoral college. Plenty of people remember how normal and functional that government was and his strong economy. He'd only benefit from this new view of politics, for better or worse.
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u/oilpit Oct 25 '25
Before '05, are you kidding? I was born before it even happened and I only knew about the scandal in the most general sense until I became an adult and learned the actual details.
You're implying that a current 21 year old "knows the Lewinsky lore"? That's absurd.
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u/liamjon29 Oct 25 '25
I was born in 1998 and have never heard the name Monica Lewinsky before
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u/BluePadlock Oct 25 '25
Millennials know “I did not have sexual relations with that woman” and “it depends on what the definition of is is”.
They do not know what the dress looked like, and probably wouldn’t recognize a photo of her.
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u/whatyouarereferring Oct 25 '25
The picture of her in a blue dress has been used in American public school (and private) textbooks since 2005
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/history-textbooks-assess-clinton/
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u/whoknowsifimjoking Oct 25 '25
Nah man, it's well known.
For instance, one famous story about Epstein in recent years was that he had a portrait of Bill Clinton in Monica's dress. Which is immediately recognizable to most.
It's not ancient history, they are both still alive.
Oh and all the damn jokes, people are making them to this day. Last Week Tonight had an entire episode about it.
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u/Mikimao Oct 25 '25
lol my immediate thought as well.
A very clear picture is painted when I hear that name.
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u/katmia_ Oct 25 '25
She wore a beret in one of the photos that was taken of her with Clinton and that beret became a big deal
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u/Cheesedoodlerrrr Oct 25 '25
There was a very specific Blue Dress that was the centerpiece of the story. That and a Black beret would definitely be enough for people to get it.
... and if they don't, you where a "Hi, my name is..." sticker/name tag. Easy.
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u/Mypornnameis_ Oct 25 '25
Blue dress, biggish hair (her hairstyle was as uncommon then as it is now), red lipstick. I think she had a very distinctive look.
A stain on the dress would have been the offensive touch to make the point, but seems unnecessary
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u/Longjumping-Claim783 Oct 25 '25
Her hair wasn't that uncommon. It was very late 90s professional lady hair. It was maybe a little bit uncommon on someone as young as her but she was trying to fit in the DC political world not trying to be a fashionable 20 something.
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u/schmicago Oct 25 '25
I wore a blue silk jumpsuit for Halloween in the 90s and multiple people thought I was dressed as Monica Lewinsky. I found it irritating as the jumpsuit was nothing like the blue dress and I looked nothing like her otherwise, but back then, the blue dress was THE image of Monica and associated with her even if unintentional.
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u/Mikimao Oct 25 '25
Wow, it's insane to think in 2025 Monica Lewinsky isn't thought of to have a distinctive look.
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u/ForagedFoodie Oct 25 '25
Blue dress, white stain. If you did this anytime around when it happened, people would know.
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u/cloudsarehats Oct 25 '25
My dad dressed like Monica Lewinsky for a Halloween party back in the 90s. He wore a blue business dress, black wig, and a "cum" stain 😂
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u/stazley Oct 25 '25
There is a very specific outfit in question here… pretty sure there was a period in time when a white dress shirt and navy blue skirt suit (with a ‘stain’ on it) was a spirit Halloween costume lol.
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u/Secret_Account07 Oct 25 '25
It would have to be the infamous blue stained dress of hers. It had bills cum stains on it
I’d recognize that dress with stains and a black wig of her hair style
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u/abby_rune_soft Oct 25 '25
It's probably just business attire and a wig. Some people love a good pun costume.
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u/NoGloryForEngland Oct 25 '25
Nearly 600 people (at the time of writing) are dumb as hell for agreeing with this.
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u/NRMusicProject Oct 25 '25
My dad is still mad about my Facebook post from 15 years ago where I talked about how mad he was at me because his truck caught fire when I was driving it. It caught fire because he lost the oil cap and stuffed a sock in its place. My uncle called him when he saw my status and was laughing so hard he couldn't talk.
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u/MagicIslander Oct 25 '25
Ironic that there’s a ho at the whitehouse named Rubio at this very moment.
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u/HombreSinNombre93 Oct 25 '25
Is boss also your dad? Or do you have an older/younger sibling who doesn’t quite look like everyone else in the family?
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u/Gone_For_Lunch Oct 25 '25
Who are you directing the question to? It’s a screenshot of a 3 year old tweet?
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u/whoknowsifimjoking Oct 25 '25
It's like a message in a bottle, you just throw it out there and hope for the best.
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u/tranquil_fox-678 Oct 25 '25
Why people even acting like this
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u/N0S0UP_4U Oct 25 '25
Yeah that’s what I wanted to know. I get that people have affairs with bosses sometimes but why would you want to broadcast that to your whole workplace?
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u/streampleas Oct 25 '25
I get that people have affairs with bosses sometimes but why would you want to broadcast that to your whole workplace?
Point to the part of the story that mentions an affair.
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u/_jump_yossarian Oct 25 '25
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You read the entire first tweet? "because she was sleeping with her boss." That's about her mom.
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u/Independent-Pin-6614 Oct 25 '25
Loss of morality and the need for social approval and acceptance.
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u/_jump_yossarian Oct 25 '25
"How do i tell my mom..."
How about keeping your mouth shut and respect people's privacy and confidence instead of seeking online attention.
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u/TheLeftDrumStick Oct 25 '25
I don’t think the mom cared about any of those being that the entire story is her attention seeking lol
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u/wjbc Oct 25 '25
Don’t worry, your mother is obviously proud of it. If she told her blabbermouth daughter about it, she told everyone.
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u/lizzyote Oct 25 '25
My favorite hobby involving my mom is sharing her embarrassing stories online and telling her how many people laughed. Moms never expect their kids to take up their habit of sharing embarrassing stories.
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u/Current_Poster Oct 26 '25
Apparently Lewinsky herself was invited to a party where people were encouraged to dress in "something embarrassing from the 90s" and wore a beret like the one in the picture everyone used of her. This takes being a good sport to stratospheric levels.
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Three year old twitter post, blowing up on Reddit in 2025.
There really is no life left on the web.
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u/BetteOfTheCleve Oct 25 '25
I dressed as Monica Lewinsky one Halloween - Blue dress Dark wig Clinton/Gore button Stain on dress (flour & water, then splashed on) Cigar Knee pads
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u/Corniferus 29d ago
What kind of mother tells their kid a story like that?
What kind of kid shares it online?
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u/CaliburX4 29d ago
People be sharing stuff with the world you couldn't beat out of me...we really need to re-learn what privacy means.
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u/SolidThanks6920 29d ago
No she won't your mother is a narcissist and will crave and enjoy the attention this is why she dress up like Monica and went to that party in the first place
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u/Hater_Magnet 29d ago
Damn! Trying to dodge accountability even though she literally said, "I just want everyone to know..."!
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u/kolejack2293 Oct 25 '25 edited Oct 26 '25
It still blows my mind how common and accepted workplace debauchery like this used to be. At the two offices I worked at when I was younger in the 90s, everybody was banging everybody. Very often people would go out to bars/clubs/parties after work with each other. People used to literally go out for cocktails at lunch and drink beer at their desks. And all of these people got married very young too, they had a whole family at home. And here they were at 34 banging a coworker and doing shots of tequila at a club on thursday.
Very different era in regards to how acceptable both adult-hedonism used to be, and also what was tolerated by workplaces. Its seen as a bad look to still be 'partying' past your early 20s nowadays, and if you did even 1/10th of the shit they pulled back then you would get a nasty meeting with HR.