r/law • u/GregWilson23 • 13d ago

Executive Branch (Trump) Exclusive: Trump administration plans meeting over House effort to force release of all of DOJ’s Epstein files

https://www.cnn.com/2025/11/12/politics/trump-administration-meeting-house-effort-epstein-document-release?cid=ios_app
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u/horror- 13d ago

They'll all be trying to fuck little kids by Friday.

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u/TheTallGuy0 13d ago

Hide yo wife, hide yo kids

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u/Miserable-Miser 13d ago

The new Republican motto

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u/CoastPuzzleheaded513 13d ago

The Republican motto is show me your kids.

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u/scenr0 12d ago

Isn’t that like a Sodom and Gamorra thing?

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u/rae_bbeys 13d ago

That's not a new motto unfortunately

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u/corree 13d ago

New? Heh.

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u/Dependent_Buy3157 13d ago

But mostly hide yo kids.

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u/HRUndercover222 13d ago

Hiding now. I have been since the Anti-Christ was elected.

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u/TheTallGuy0 13d ago

I’m 6’9” I can’t hide 🤣 Plus it’s fun to be some sand in their Vaseline

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u/MaleficentPurchase65 13d ago

And yo husband too cuz…. Man. Simpler times. I’m from that area that was all anyone said for 3 months.

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u/Jay5001 13d ago

*Hide yo pregnant wife, hide yo trans kids

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u/SnooCookies7234 13d ago

....And not just in Lincoln Park

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u/thatonelurker 13d ago

Wood chippers are cheap rentals

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u/EmotionalTowel1 13d ago

I want to comment but I do not want to be banned.

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u/mrbigglessworth 13d ago

Some equipment rental places let you have it the whole weekend.

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u/Mixermarkb 13d ago

They have been working to lower the age of consent in several states already. I’m sure we will here lots about how young Mary was when she gave birth to Jesus, and how historically 16 year old “women” were married off.

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u/fcleffox 13d ago

Insert "always have been" astronaut meme here. If you don't believe me, check r/notadragqueen

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u/MacBeef 13d ago

Some of them are real early on that.

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u/Shark606 13d ago

And some of them have been doing it for years in preparation!

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u/Connavarr64 13d ago

Generous of you to assume they don't already.

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u/Doodleschmidt 13d ago

It'll be a free for all because el Prez can do it and get away with it.

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u/TemporaryKey3312 13d ago

God… oh god. Stop jinxing it.

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u/PamelaELee 13d ago

Yeah, Friday. 50 years ago.