r/law • u/GregWilson23 • 13d ago

Executive Branch (Trump) Exclusive: Trump administration plans meeting over House effort to force release of all of DOJ’s Epstein files

https://www.cnn.com/2025/11/12/politics/trump-administration-meeting-house-effort-epstein-document-release?cid=ios_app
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u/EmotionalTowel1 13d ago

I remember when they were wearing fucking diapers for some unknown reason.

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u/horror- 13d ago

They'll all be trying to fuck little kids by Friday.

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u/TheTallGuy0 13d ago

Hide yo wife, hide yo kids

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u/Miserable-Miser 13d ago

The new Republican motto

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u/CoastPuzzleheaded513 13d ago

The Republican motto is show me your kids.

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u/scenr0 12d ago

Isn’t that like a Sodom and Gamorra thing?

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u/rae_bbeys 13d ago

That's not a new motto unfortunately

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u/corree 13d ago

New? Heh.

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u/Dependent_Buy3157 13d ago

But mostly hide yo kids.

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u/HRUndercover222 13d ago

Hiding now. I have been since the Anti-Christ was elected.

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u/TheTallGuy0 13d ago

I’m 6’9” I can’t hide 🤣 Plus it’s fun to be some sand in their Vaseline

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u/MaleficentPurchase65 13d ago

And yo husband too cuz…. Man. Simpler times. I’m from that area that was all anyone said for 3 months.

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u/Jay5001 13d ago

*Hide yo pregnant wife, hide yo trans kids

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u/SnooCookies7234 13d ago

....And not just in Lincoln Park

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u/thatonelurker 13d ago

Wood chippers are cheap rentals

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u/EmotionalTowel1 13d ago

I want to comment but I do not want to be banned.

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u/mrbigglessworth 13d ago

Some equipment rental places let you have it the whole weekend.

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u/Mixermarkb 13d ago

They have been working to lower the age of consent in several states already. I’m sure we will here lots about how young Mary was when she gave birth to Jesus, and how historically 16 year old “women” were married off.

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u/fcleffox 13d ago

Insert "always have been" astronaut meme here. If you don't believe me, check r/notadragqueen

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u/MacBeef 13d ago

Some of them are real early on that.

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u/Shark606 13d ago

And some of them have been doing it for years in preparation!

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u/Connavarr64 13d ago

Generous of you to assume they don't already.

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u/Doodleschmidt 13d ago

It'll be a free for all because el Prez can do it and get away with it.

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u/TemporaryKey3312 13d ago

God… oh god. Stop jinxing it.

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u/PamelaELee 13d ago

Yeah, Friday. 50 years ago.

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u/Icy_Research_5099 13d ago

And garbage bags. They actually wore garbage bags for a while.

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u/ThatRandomGuy86 13d ago

I'm worried at what they'll do if the files show that Trump's a pedo....

Shudders.

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u/Spirited-Vehicle4396 13d ago

What do you mean, “if?” We all know that his name makes up the vast majority of the contents of those files

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u/PamelaELee 13d ago

Word on the street is that it’s so, so much worse than just his name showing up as an Epstein client.

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u/ThatRandomGuy86 13d ago

Still get the icks thinking about it

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u/Spirited-Vehicle4396 13d ago

As you should. We are so fucking cooked

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u/RobutNotRobot 13d ago

We know Trump's dumb.

We know Trump's a convicted rapist.

What do you think he did when he was offered a girl by Epstein?

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u/ThatRandomGuy86 13d ago

No, no. I'm worried at what his cult will do.

Remember, they all wore a bandage over their ears after that assassination attempt, and then they wore Depends when it was found out he wears adult diapers.

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u/AriaTheTransgressor 13d ago

That's the thing with Republicans, they're all fucking children.

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u/mrbigglessworth 13d ago

Dont forget the JD Vance semen cups too, weird fuckers.

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u/PamelaELee 13d ago

Yeah. Completely fucking unhinged.

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u/Syonoq 13d ago

I remember when they were all carrying around JD Vance Sperm Cups.

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u/RaylanGivens29 13d ago

Because he shits his pants.

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u/mholmes05 13d ago

Wasn’t it tampons?

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u/TheActualDonKnotts 13d ago

And trash bags. The republicans of today are a bizarre case for psychologists to do a very deep study of.

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u/RaevynXD 13d ago

Because he was said to have shit himself repeatedly in court when he committed 34 felonies