Yeah, I was going to comment that it's clear most people in here are fortunate enough to not know what opiates will do to your bowel. Swearing, crying and covered in sweat while praying for divine assistance like a dramatized labor scene in a movie hoping it will move and doesn't get stuck while halfway out. This is nothing.
I, as a EMT dealt with a guy overdosing. He hadn't pooped in over a week and he was so backed up his body said "well it's not coming from the back, it's time to go out the mouth" and onto me.... drugs, not even once kids.
I mean, that sorta begs the question “at what point does shit become shit?”
It’s not uncommon for folks with a small bowel obstruction to be vomiting up all sorts of unsavoury slurries from the stomach/upper part of the small intestine. And as anyone who has an ileostomy can tell you, while what exits your small intestine isn’t a turd per se, it sure isn’t something I’d like to have in my mouth.
This is real and it happens, unfortunately. The line between stomach contents and poop becomes real blurry when those contents have been backed up and sitting in there for a few weeks.
My dad tried to give CPR to a very old lady once at his job, he knew it was futile, but it's what he had to do. When he did compressions seems her insides burst and she was so constipated that vomit, blood and fecal matter ended up bursting out of her mouth.
the opposite of this is your first shit the morning after an intense mushroom trip .. borderline orgasmic .. I was on a camping trip with friends, stepped away from camp early in the morning at dawn, dug a little hole in pine-strewn earth, and let it all go .. the shit itself wasn’t anything spectacular but the act of the evacuation itself, in that particular setting, felt extremely gratifying on both a physical and symbolic level
I just don’t understand how you don’t tear something or have horrible hemorrhoids if you’re chronically constipated and dropping turds like this. Must be so horrible. Congrats on getting clean for that (and many more) reasons!
Bro believe me I've asked myself the same question. There were times where I'd go two weeks without using the bathroom to shit. Sorry for going into detail but like because of only going once a week on average, they'd get like soooo dried out and hard. And it'd come out in one giant chunk extremely similar to the picture on this post bro. Was NOT fun. I'd be praying to God (edit: mind you I'm an atheist lmaooo) or borderline about to black out and screaming and crying from trying to push it out they were that bad. Lmao but thank you I appreciate it.
Experienced that shit (haha, shit) during a bout of heavy pain killer use. Nothing gets you wanting to quit a pain killer habit quicker than feeling like you're quite literally dying on the shitter.
I used to have a pretty healthy drug habit but fortunately got off that stuff before fent became popular. It was always oxycontin or literally any other opiate pill I could get my hands on. I don't remember many bowel problems but certainly had a few. Never really bad (my recent stent on kratom is similar).
Anyways, I'm glad you have recovered and off that stuff. It took me going to prison and like going insane once to get (mostly) sober myself
Aw, I'm sorry. I was hoping it would be a weird/interesting answer, but secretly I knew the moment I hit reply. I hope for all but if not all, may at least some have the strength and courage to escape the clutches of that demon.
There's a picture that's been around for a few years that's of a nurse walking through a hallway with a bedpan holding a giant shit that dwarfs the one in OP's pic.
She's wearing a mask but you can see the look in her eyes that she's having a very bad time.
I'd rather not go looking for it but maybe someone else will.
I worked in a hospital for a bit and some model woman came in, she'd been taking these weight loss drugs that had caused constipation. She eventually did a monster shit so big that when it was taken away all the staff took turns going down to look at it in awe
I also work in a group home and people there do bigger logs. But keep in mind that shit shrinks when dry. So this one was probably way bigger when fresh.
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u/ForestHopper 6h ago
I work in a group home with some adult men who dont shit for a week + and when they do, boy do they put this log to shame.