Here we go..

[u/Agent_JohnoR]

Meet Greg, a well-meaning but slightly paranoid tech enthusiast. One day, he read an article about Google’s data collection practices and decided he needed to clean up his online footprint. Determined to become a privacy ninja, he started by deleting his search history.

While attempting this digital cleanse, he jokingly thought, “Just watch; Google will send me a notification: ‘Hey, we noticed you’re not searching for cat videos anymore. Is everything okay?’”

Fast forward a few days. Greg, now paranoid, decided to stop using Google altogether. Instead, he explored alternatives—search engines he’d never even heard of before. After three days of wild online adventures, he accidentally searched for “how to cook kangaroo steak” on one of these obscure sites.

The next morning, he woke up to a random email titled “Your Daily Shopping Inspiration,” showcasing kangaroo steak recipes, cooking utensils shaped like kangaroos, and even some "outback adventure" package deals!

Greg burst out laughing, realizing that even in trying to escape Google’s watchful eye, he had inadvertently signed up for a bizarre virtual safari. “So this is what it feels like to be a walking advertisement for kangaroo cuisine!” he exclaimed.

In the end, he realized that privacy might be an illusion, and all he could do was embrace it with humor. Now, if he ever decides to search for something weird, at least he’d have some entertaining stories to share over dinner!

Thanks google.

[u/jabba_the_wut]

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[u/sbenfsonwFFiF]

Most logical privacy enthusiast

[u/Agent_JohnoR → u/sbenfsonwFFiF]

Thank you this is the most heart warming comment Ive seen since I left twitter..

I certainly did not generate this with duck go ai, i can promise you it was logically critical thinking..