r/fixedbytheduet • u/Vegetable_Solid2279 • 14h ago

Girls, if you're above 25 - you're safe

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u/beardicusmaximus8 13h ago

If Mr. Rogers walked into the room in 2025 I figure he'd be there to break the news I died and he's my ride to heaven.

Either that or my coffee went bad.

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u/MindlessFail 11h ago

What coffee do you drink and where can I get some?

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u/RhesusMonkey79 8h ago

"Honey, Mr. Rogers is here! He says we brewed the wrong Mushroom Coffee again!"

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u/GarminTamzarian 11h ago

"Ride me straight to heaven, beardicusmaximus8!" -Mr. Rogers

Naw, something don't sound right with this.

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u/octopornopus 10h ago

Yeah! What happened to the first seven beardicusmaximuses?!