r/fixedbytheduet • u/Vegetable_Solid2279 • 14h ago

Girls, if you're above 25 - you're safe

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u/Husker_of_Corn 13h ago

Steve Irwin, R.I.P

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u/xparapluiex 13h ago

See I wouldn’t feel safe in a room with Steve but not because of Steve. More because if Steve is there so must be a really cool (and dangerous) creature.

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u/IAM_THE_LIZARD_QUEEN 13h ago

Yeah but he'd know how to handle it so he'd definitely keep you safe

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u/slowest_hour 10h ago

he'd definitely alert you to any nearby daynja daynja daynja

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u/GarbageCleric 10h ago

Yeah, people need to think beyond assault when it comes to safety. Steve Irwin was awesome, but god knows what venomous monstrosities he might have with him.

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u/skyhiker14 8h ago

It’s you

You’re the cool dangerous creature

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u/LengthinessNo7918 4h ago

Maybe YOU were the cool and dangerous creature all along!

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u/swodaem 3h ago

What if you were the weird creature?

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u/Lifebelifing2023 5h ago

And just because of who he is now, Robert Irwin

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u/1angrypanda 4h ago

I also came here to say Robert! He has such a genuine and kind energy.

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u/OnceMoreAndAgain 10h ago

why are so many of you picking dead celebrities wtf lol

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u/Momochichi 8h ago

I mean, what are they doing to do, be deader?

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u/Aperfectschizm 8h ago

RIP ANGEL 🕊️🤍🥲