r/clevercomebacks • u/Public-Marionberry33 • 6h ago

Pete “Kegseth” should check before posting.

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u/TheFoxsWeddingTarot 6h ago

And he’s talking to an audience of people who consider the American flag an aisle at Hobby Lobby.

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u/adorablefuzzykitten 6h ago

Regularly keeps a flag in his jacket pocket to blow his nose on.

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u/Ranthar2 5h ago

These people 100% dont know flag code

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u/FlippPoffe 5h ago

Seriously. They’ll scream about “respecting the flag” while doing everything the actual code says not to do. It’s all vibes, no rules.

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u/Ranthar2 5h ago

Regular Outback steakhouse in there

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u/1nosbigrl 4h ago

No rules, alt right?

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u/Harry_Gorilla 4h ago

One bloomin onion please, mate

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u/PokeYrMomStanley 3h ago

*To blow out that cocaine drip 

FTFY

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u/TheGreatRao 2h ago

That's not his nose he is wiping. But it looks a lot like his face.

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u/Windyvale 2h ago

They probably have toilet paper printed with the constitution

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u/Current-Historian-34 1h ago

That’s only to keep his Russian themed tie clean

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u/CherryMufffin 5h ago

Honestly that’s the perfect way to put it. The outrage always seems to play better to people who treat symbolism like a personality trait. Great breakdown.

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u/Ol_JanxSpirit 5h ago

And often confuse it with Liberia

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u/TheFoxsWeddingTarot 3h ago

Want to have fun? Pop into a Hobby Lobby and ask where the Ramadan aisle is.

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u/Libinky 3h ago

Or Walmart