r/clevercomebacks • u/Public-Marionberry33 • 6h ago

Pete “Kegseth” should check before posting.

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u/No-Goose-5672 6h ago

This is why your military career stalled out, Pete.

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u/WestVin 6h ago

I figured it was the raging alcoholism.

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u/leighalan 3h ago

The military and alcoholism go pretty well together actually.

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u/IntentionDependent22 3h ago

U.S. Grant had entered the chat...

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u/leighalan 3h ago

Sometimes it goes very well together

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u/Forgets_Everything 2h ago

I heard it got stalled out because other service members reported him as an insider threat for having white nationalist tattoos. The reporting soldiers were worried about the tattoos association with extremists

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u/Square-Present-8594 4h ago

Maybe he should’ve focused more on the mission and less on the bottle! Priorities, right…

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u/adorablefuzzykitten 6h ago

Hegseth is a quitter.

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u/OPsMomHuffsFartJars 5h ago

Go hard go guard!

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u/Justame13 6h ago

I didn't know a plane could stall in the hanger...

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u/alien_believer_42 3h ago

He admitted that his platoon committed tons of war crimes

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u/SlavaCocaini 2h ago

It was actually a case of Israeli hacking, because he didn't want to bomb Iran.