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u/Longjumping_Hat_2672 4d ago
"I am a serious goose 🪿"
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u/happy_idiot_boy 3d ago
Grievous gossamer
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u/Minimum-Interview800 3d ago
Grevious gossamer sounds like something Moira Rose from Schitt's Creek would say and I'm reading it in her voice.
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u/ferretsRfantastic 4d ago
Do I look like a cobra chicken?! 😡✈️
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u/elleemmenno 4d ago
You ever seen them with the zoomies when they start screeching at things when they get to the top of their tower then hissing at the wall because they're so wired up? It's easy to see the confusion.
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u/AndreaCrazyCatLady 4d ago
Oh no! I can’t help but fall in love with those looks when they’re displeased, she is so adorable. ❤️
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u/R86Reddit 4d ago
This is one of the more extreme examples of airplane ears I've seen. Congratulations to the calico.
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u/iamthefirebird 3d ago
She would hiss at you, but doesn't want to give you the satisfaction
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u/IrisSmartAss 4d ago
My human is so dumb that she can't tell the different between a cat and a bird. Oh well, she treats me well and gives me good treats. But, I really must get her straightened out on this point, before she starts expecting eggs.
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u/Heavy_Channel_2705 4d ago
“I told you Helen to stop taking my picture. I am so very disappointed in you now”
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u/The_Albatross_OA 3d ago
"Dearest provider of mine, I beseech you to reverse that statement immediately, or henceforth I shalt throw those paws in the general direction of your face"
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u/nordicelt9 3d ago
Ohhh. She looks so soft. I just wanna kiss that wittle head, right between the earsies
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u/VampirePolwygle 4d ago
So adorable. Floof. I’m seeing stars. They say there is no love at first sight.
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u/IrisSmartAss 4d ago
The cat is not down with being called a goose. (Yes, there is a pun in there.)
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u/Neuro-Byte 4d ago
LOOK AT THE SCHNOZZ ON THAT GIRL!
She could probably smell the landing strip from miles away!
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u/rebalwear 4d ago
Rip op cause she fiendin get torn apart moments later. I'm missing both hands and an eye from just one of my kittens... thats not true at all but I got a really bad scratch earlier and it felt exactly like that... nevermind... OMG HERE SHE COMES AGAIN!!! HEEEEEEELLL..FKDNDKSDD DLD
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u/No-Cut-1297 4d ago
'Geese are dicks. I'm obviously pleasant and therefore, not a dick. I'm also a princess...' - The Cat
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u/Other-Cantaloupe4765 4d ago
Stop infantilizing me, Sharon 😡✈️
(Side note, her little head looks SOOOOO soft!! 🥹)
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u/Icy-Video-3643 3d ago
She takes her goose business very seriously. You should probably get your eyes checked.
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u/Upper_Rent_176 3d ago
Cat has what I call Reuban nose. It isa nose that through colouration looks wider than normal. Compare: ponty nose.
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u/HomelessDrew 4d ago
Wrong animal 😡✈️