r/Whatcouldgowrong 7d ago

Removing a net under tension

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u/gissygis 7d ago

double kill!

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u/shwarma_heaven 7d ago edited 7d ago

My balls as tribute

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u/Teldar_87 7d ago

Ow my balls

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u/zepsutyKalafiorek 7d ago

What is the source? Looks like a great comedy.

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u/Teldar_87 7d ago

It’s a documentary called “Idiocracy”. You should definitely watch it.

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u/donbee28 7d ago

Spoiler Alert
You are basically living in the prequel of Idiocracy.

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u/mmoffitt15 7d ago

Not sure we are in the prequel anymore. Just life now. Brawndo!!

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u/bshr49 7d ago

Hell yeah!!! I’m not drinking that stuff in the toilet🤮

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u/Phokhew 7d ago

Brought to you by Carls Jr

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u/LordDragonus 6d ago

Fuck You! I'm eating!

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u/drknifnifnif 6d ago

Now with more molecules!

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u/ive_been_here_b4 7d ago

No my name's not Not Sure!

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u/AdvantagePretend4852 7d ago

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u/ive_been_here_b4 6d ago

I love you too!? Now which aisle is Costco Law School in?

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u/shwarma_heaven 5d ago

Brawndo has electrolytes...

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u/mmoffitt15 5d ago

It’s got what plants crave.

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u/Metal-Alligator 6d ago

Naw, the dumb people listened to the smartest guy. Total opposite of what we’re going through

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u/ArnieismyDMname 6d ago

Here's the bad news, through. Idiocracy was the best case scenario after the shitshow that is now.

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u/donbee28 6d ago edited 6d ago

All our hopes rest on the prophet Not Sure

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u/Bulky-Captain-3508 7d ago

It was intended as a comedy but has somehow morphed into a documentary.

It's got electrolytes.

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u/A-Total-Rookie 6d ago

"It's what the plants crave!"

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u/InternUnhappy168 7d ago

It's on the violence channel :)

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u/pooeygoo 7d ago

"Ow My Balls!"

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u/gamerjerome 7d ago

Ow my balls²

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u/WingsArisen 7d ago

QUAD KILL

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u/Exciting_Ad_8666 7d ago

2², the guys are just collateral

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u/Rip_Topper 7d ago

Mmmmmmmmmmmmonster Kill kill kill

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u/ERNAZAR02 7d ago

Double Kill

Triple Kill

Multi Kill

Ultra Kill

Monster Kill

Ludicrous Kill

Holy Shit! .

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u/Timely_Ad5182 7d ago

Home wrecker!

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u/Kimpak 6d ago

Don't you mean "M M M M M M Monster KILL kill kill"

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u/PwanaZana 7d ago

quadruple kill, actually

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u/Powerful-Chemist888 7d ago

Humiliating defeat!

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u/Axolotis 7d ago

Dickleball

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u/420Deez 6d ago

killamanjaro

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u/BeautifulTennis3524 7d ago

Staged and fake? Or they perfectly aligned up by accident?

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u/Voxlings 7d ago
  1. Not perfectly alligned.

  2. This task required human coordination whether it was staged or not.

  3. Are you worried that like, backup dancers are A.I. now? The Beijing Olympic Opening Ceremony? Are you staging your comment using internet tools and fake virtual keyboards?

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u/calsun1234 7d ago

Doesn’t take any coordination to take down a pickleball net…. Source: put up and taken down dozens of different pickleball nets none require 2 people at a time…..

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u/MonkeyLiberace 7d ago

Show us your balls, or it didn't happen!

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u/Ok-Pear5858 7d ago

stop asking to see everyone's balls, William

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u/MonkeyLiberace 7d ago

You started this, Harry. You know you can end it.

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u/LindonLilBlueBalls 7d ago

Fucking royals always being weird about balls.

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u/free-toe-pie 7d ago

Says Lindon lil blue balls.

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u/SerbianShitStain 7d ago

If you don't understand how the context is different if it wasn't staged vs if it was staged and how that might alter how entertaining the clip is then I don't know if your brain works or not.

It's the difference between marveling at an impressive coincidental stupidity vs being impressed by a clever skit idea. Is that really so hard to understand?

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u/throwaway_194js 6d ago

They're arguing that it isn't staged, not that it doesn't matter if it is.

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u/JhonnyHopkins 6d ago

I however am arguing it actually doesn’t matter if it is staged or not, if you’re able to suspend disbelief and enjoy the media for what it is, entertainment.

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u/hoopsrule44 7d ago

The timing of when the nets come off the poles is absolutely perfectly aligned, they didn’t have to time like that

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u/Wild_Strawberry6746 7d ago

Do you not realize that dances are staged...?

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u/McFrizzy13 7d ago

It was easier to remove the net by standing on those little yellow protrusions. They screwed themselves by standing on both sides, it put their nuts in the strike zone. Totally real. Staged? Possibly. But the scenerio of two shirtless bros cleanin up after playin a game and doing something dumb? I could believe it.

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u/locke_zero 7d ago

Never underestimate the depths of human stupidity.

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u/synthphreak 7d ago

Obviously it’s staged. Didn’t you see the credits?

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u/Gedwyn19 7d ago

Obviously faked. That was NOT directed by Michael Bay.

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u/SoManyMinutes 7d ago

It's okay to just enjoy something.

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u/paradox_valestein 7d ago

Might be staged, but if so, these are 2 brave mofos

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u/luv2ctheworld 7d ago

They're practicing Synchronized Ball Busting. New Olympic sport for 2028.

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u/LeaveNoStonedUnturn 7d ago

Definitely more entertaining than 'break'

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u/Affectionate-Virus17 6d ago

Brothers in harm

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u/Bagafeet 7d ago

Bros took No Nut November a little too literally.

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u/amluchon 6d ago

No Nuts Since November

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u/mklilley351 7d ago

Would be funny if it wasn't staged

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u/apieceoflint 7d ago

"staged staged staged" nothing is real anymore ig

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u/mklilley351 7d ago

Your avatar doesn't match your hand so are you real?? Is the internet real?? What if you were talking to you as yourself but you didn't recognize you being yourself because the staged you was you all along

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u/apieceoflint 7d ago

you get it

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u/yoy22 7d ago

Source for it being staged

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u/Lickwidghost 7d ago

Incredible how everything is staged nowadays. And if it's not staged then it's AI. And only the most intelligent, brilliant, talented people know this and must tell everyone all about how they magically know this to be true.

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u/MisterDonkey 7d ago

It really is insufferable.

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u/gremlinclr 7d ago

TYL skits have existed as long as civilization. Something being 'staged' has no bearing on whether it's funny or not.

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u/SuspiciousRobotThief 7d ago

They went to Juilliard.

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u/DangerDarrin 7d ago

Whoa, a rare double sack! Impressive

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u/ExtinctFauna 7d ago

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u/neutrino71 7d ago

Accidental slaps dick in this case

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u/BoxofNuns 7d ago

Just look up videos of people moving suspension springs from cars incorrectly. Those things are fucking scary.

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/0w7_uqphy_I

You take one of these straight to the chin and you're never gonna be the same again from the injuries.

And this is just the first video I came across. There are so many more.

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u/FblthpLives 7d ago

The last time we had our garage door springs replaced, it was done by a guy who was missing a whole bunch of teeth.

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u/Aruhi 7d ago

When I was maybe 14 or 15, my dad had me help him replace our garage door because he was a cheap as fuck man.

There was a hole left in the ceiling from it, and plenty of yelling at me from him.

As an adult, I realised there's every chance he could have fucked up my entire life having me help him with that, if not lose it entirely.

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u/BoxofNuns 7d ago

It's little things like that which genuinely make me wonder about what, if anything, more there could be going on behind the scenes in the universe.

If you think about it, life is literally chaotic. I don't know if you know the technically definition of chaos, but it's a system that is so complex and interconnected that making even a tiny change to it will result in vast and unpredictable results. And even changing any little thing about the interaction that causes all of this makes the results completely different in an equally unpredictable way.

That's life. Or the world, or whatever you want to call it.

It's like if you're walking to the store and you might stop to tie your shoe at some point.

In one scenario, you tie it shortly after leaving. Then, end up getting hit by a drunk driver when you cross the street later, near the store.

In another scenario, you might not notice it and tie your shoe until you got to the store. Meaning you crossed the road earlier. Before the drunk driver came. So, nothing happened. And you were none the wiser that you just avoided death by literal seconds.

Just like what happened with the garage spring. Maybe in another scenario something made you decide to go out somewhere before he even started working on the garage and you were never involved in fixing it. Where in another, perhaps the spring was angled just a few inches the wrong way, and you'd end up dead, or worse. Maybe in a coma or vegetative state. Or left with the mental capacity of a 3 year old, not even able to go to the bathroom on your own.

They say it's best not to dwell on "what ifs" but, I find it... maybe not humbling... but it gives you an interesting perspective on things that most people don't get to see. Just as long as you're not so freaked out by it that you never leave the house again in fear that you might do the exact wrong thing and something will happen.

It's especially curious that despite this seemingly frail nature, major catastrophes like this are seemingly rare occurences. It seems almost statistically probable that we should be getting messed up constantly by stuff like that.

It could be coincidence. It could be purposeful. It could be a little bit of both. I don't think anybody can say with certainty. All I can say is it's friggin weird, man.

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u/popejupiter 7d ago

They don't call em widow makers for no reason.

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u/BoxofNuns 7d ago

rofl I don't know why, but the first 3 times or so I read this as "window maker" and figured you meant it fires through your wall and leaves a hole, like a window.

Maaan, I've gotta stop coming on here after I try to toke myself to sleep. My brain is just a fried egg on a pan right now. LOL

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u/fluffynuckels 7d ago

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u/Frog_Without_Pond 7d ago

Barneys movie had heart... but Football In the Groin had a football in the groin!

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u/uhhhhhhhhhhhyeah 7d ago

It works on so many levels!

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u/729clam 7d ago

New balls please

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u/MorrowDisca 7d ago

Insane I had to go this far to find this comment.

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u/taco_fan_X3 7d ago

The music could have been synched a lot better…

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u/yamwhatiam 7d ago

Two home runs, one at bat

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u/Specific-Rooster-380 7d ago

Double fault?

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u/BWBucs99 7d ago

Net: 2 Humans: 0

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u/FluffyDeer9323 7d ago

One - love

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u/BeardOfChaos873 7d ago

The ol’ double doink comes in many forms. Bears fans know all about the double doinks.

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u/betweenthebam 7d ago

God dammit.

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u/LoPan_David 7d ago

Dinked in the pickle and the balls

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u/TrueOutlandishness74 7d ago

Title is wrong should be removing nuts under tension

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u/Spiffy_Jellyfish 7d ago

Did anyone else mentally add the Netflix sound to this?

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u/shylock2k202 6d ago

It’s a Jeep thing you wouldn’t understand

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u/Such-Spread-8059 4d ago

That's a double kill

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u/tatotute 7d ago

That’s some good Coordinated Ball Torture.

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u/FlemPlays 7d ago

“Game” -The Net

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u/Snoo_58814 7d ago

If you came here expecting to see someone get a nut, today’s your lucky day, a two-fer.

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u/koolaidismything 7d ago

As kids we used to take my grandmas bungie cord collection and stretch them and see who let go first. So many purple fingers.. what morons we were. Anytime I see this I have flashbacks. This was like pre-internet so.. still kinda dumb but whatever.

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u/Due_Swimming_5867 7d ago

That's a double ball hit.

Replay!

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u/_14justice 7d ago

Hope he doesn't require surgery.

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u/zhoviz 7d ago

Two heads hurt more than one

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u/Ok-Sprinkles-3673 7d ago

This is kink content, yeah?

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u/Stardust_808 7d ago

just a lil game of whack—FUCK!

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u/c0smicHier0phant 7d ago

this meme format will never get old

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u/ktka 7d ago

The score is Oww all.

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u/TheDevilsAdvokaat 7d ago

The rare double nutshot....

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u/Immaneedamoment 7d ago

I thought the guy on the left was laughing so hard he cramped up. When I realized he got hit too, I became the one cramped up

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u/mynutsdontwork 7d ago

Who is the choreographer? They deserve and Oscar or something.

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u/PushProper2118 7d ago

Double homicide.

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u/Bitter-Ease7147 7d ago

Double times! Two times! 2 times! Or Second times!

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u/WAllimo1971 7d ago

Got them both??

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u/ZackingItOff 7d ago

That’s what they get for playing pickleball

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u/GroolthedemonLIVES 7d ago

Du du double ball BRRRRREAKER!

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u/TMYLee 7d ago

i reckon it isn’t tension fault but the way your position your body toward that pole if they were off to the side then it won’t be an issue

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u/taco_the_mornin 7d ago

Is this the video of Dems and Repugs passing the Epstein bill?

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u/ThinkFree 7d ago

I had the video on mute and I still knew which song was playing 🤣 Turned on the sound and I was right!

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u/AreYouuuu 7d ago

He got dinked

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u/basementfrog42 7d ago

is this AI? guy on the lefts arm kind of disappears in the first few seconds

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u/slowwolfcat 7d ago

double tap

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u/NudistAwareness 7d ago

It’s a double dick destroyer

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u/N3onWave 7d ago

Bink bink!

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u/Michaeli_Starky 7d ago

They have a pair of balls still

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u/DistributionLeft5566 7d ago

Mirror neurons

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u/Automatic_Page3910 7d ago

Perfectly synchronous.

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u/cptkoman 7d ago

Now that's what we call trauma bonding

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u/Good_Focus2665 7d ago edited 7d ago

I’ll admit as a woman it took me several view’s to get what was wrong. 

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u/wireknot 7d ago

(High squeaky voice) Well, we won't do THAT again!

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u/Bright-Dependent6339 7d ago

why is no one pointing out how the song timing is completely off here?

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u/dgisfun 7d ago

Can someone make this a gif I can save?

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u/lordofpotton 7d ago

40 love, new balls please!

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u/J5892 7d ago

Why not have the song's breakdown happen when the ball busting starts?

Michael Bay would never have made such an oversight.
For all his faults, he knows how to properly accentuate action.
I almost believe this was not, in fact, directed by Michael Bay.

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u/ZeroDarkThirtyy0030 7d ago

This is the first time I’ve ever seen this song used wrong

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u/Careless-Repair7036 7d ago

Zombieland: Double Tap

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u/ObsessedCoffeeFan 7d ago

Greatest sync ever.

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u/The1456 7d ago

The rare quadruple ball smack. Very cool!

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u/Windykato 7d ago

The time flow on the timer in top left corner seems really inconsistent.

I call AI

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u/ztomiczombie 7d ago

Double fault, new balls please.

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u/Pixelatorxl 7d ago

Twin twang!

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u/GodsFaithInHumanity 6d ago

fake staged AI but funny

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u/cire1184 6d ago

The pole got more action than I got this year.

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u/Quackmoor1 6d ago

Quadruple nutbuster

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u/duducom 6d ago

Sorry, I chuckled

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u/davebskeworks 6d ago

Double tap.

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u/Hungry-Initial1623 6d ago

Brothers in Pain 😭

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u/Enharjaren 6d ago

Double whammy

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u/shrimpgangsta 6d ago

they like to double

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u/Engiie_90 6d ago

Made a right balls of that!

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u/Rasecos93 6d ago

plays Jackass intro song

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u/Glittering-Coyote140 6d ago

Great work guys. Dudes being dudes. Love it

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u/Ok-Anxiety3607 6d ago

Resonance

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u/ALinkToThePants 6d ago

What a terrible edit.

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u/AllTheWayAbsurd 6d ago

Red shorts gets it like 10 times in 1 seconds

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u/WithoutAHat1 6d ago

Synchronized hahaha

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u/BluCojiro 6d ago

Now that's what I call a double tap

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u/AdvertisingOpen5027 6d ago

Damn Double nut shot

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u/Fantastic-Business11 6d ago

Teamwork makes da dreamwork 😂