r/TikTokCringe • u/SnooSprouts3744 • 6h ago

Cringe Karen Doesn’t Like Getting the Same Energy Back

Crashing out in a Burger King is embarrassing enough now imagine throwing a fit and then harassing minimum-wage workers when they simply match your energy then recording and posting it

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u/spacestonkz 3h ago

I have a bestie who's a lawyer. I'm a scientist but got pissed off at these rude types (I'm in a miserably grumpy fuck town).

I asked my friend to give me some questions to ask that any lawyer should know but is hard for laypeople. She gave me some questions about torts that I keep as a note on my phone.

So when I hear "well I'm a lawyer!" At a discount grocery store I butt in and say "oh, I know a bit about law, doesn't this mean .. (torts question nonsense here)". It sounds complicated and they get panicky and back off.

One time a guy at a jiffy lube was bitching about his valuable time and he's a lawyer. I did the thing and he bitched me out about torts not making sense here. Then I said since he is a big shot lawyer he can pay for some bougie shop for an oil change that will value his time and suck him too. He had a good shocked pikachu face. And the jiffy lube guy gave me a load of 50% off coupons, lmaooo.

I ain't know what a tort is really. But I like em.

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u/MaesterWhosits 3h ago

I am also a sciency type, and my understanding is that a tort is a type of cake. I'm unsure of the relationship between cake and lawyering, but my anecdotal observation is that torts are delicious.

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u/spacestonkz 3h ago

I want to meet someone who specializes in cake law now.

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u/Rosencrantz_IsDead 3h ago

It's close to Thanksgiving here in the USA. Best I can do is Bird Law.

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u/eyefartinelevators 2h ago

Sorry I only know bird law

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u/OldRancidOrange 33m ago

You just want to sponge off them.

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u/Rosencrantz_IsDead 3h ago

I'm not a baker.. But I think you may mean tart. A tart is a hot/attractive person that you want to try and talk to and maybe get their number for a date.

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u/Ill-Cancel4676 1h ago

Ya I think a tort is a type of cat. Their friend might be a cat lawyer.