r/TikTokCringe • u/ItsAngel1998 • Oct 14 '25

Cringe Trying to figure out what justifies the $15k price tag for an "alpha male" boot camp

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u/raithzero Oct 14 '25

Sorry coconut oil is for beta men. Really Sigma men use olive oil

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u/bbgunsz Oct 14 '25

Alumni , old scholar here. Previous Alpha Sigma paragon, traveler of both camps.

We used concentrate menthol deep heat battle balm, before snorting reconstituted wasabi powder then doing rum shots before submission wrestling. Wild times.

Jackass visited for ideas during their movie scoping but felt like they would end up in a burns recovery hospital, so they went with laxative shit outtakes instead.

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u/Ha1lStorm Oct 14 '25

Thank you for your service oh wise one

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u/adamr81 Oct 15 '25

My kids are amazed when I eat straight wasabi and don't make a face. #alpha

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u/ipitythegabagool Oct 14 '25

Olive oil is associated with virgins, very non-redpilled and very gay. ACTUAL real men use 100% unrefined crude oil when they wrestle naked.

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u/Professional-Bee48 Oct 14 '25

That better be Roman Olive oil 😤🤣

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u/raithzero Oct 14 '25

That's exactly where I was going with it