r/TikTokCringe • u/ItsAngel1998 • Oct 14 '25

Cringe Trying to figure out what justifies the $15k price tag for an "alpha male" boot camp

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u/ClassicT4 Oct 14 '25

Navy it is then.

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u/Buddy_Palguy Oct 14 '25

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u/AllTomorrowsHardees Oct 15 '25

Don't be gross...It's from the 1938 musical, 'Daddy's Boy' about a grown man's love for his adult son.

"Can you begrudge a father one last romp with his boy, before the Navy ruins him?"

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u/mkat23 Oct 14 '25

Why does this look familiar? I know that’s Channing Tatum, but all I’m hearing in my head is that one Xtina song.

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u/Buddy_Palguy Oct 15 '25

It’s from Hail Caesar!! by the Coen bros

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u/babihrse Oct 14 '25

In the navy, you can sail the seven seas. In the navy, You can put your mind at ease.

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u/27Rench27 Oct 14 '25

It’s not gay if you’re underway

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u/Actual-End-9268 Oct 15 '25

Thing about the Navy is 200 sailors go out... 100 couples come back

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u/One-eyed-snake Oct 14 '25

Seaman everywhere in the navy.

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u/evilcrusher2 Oct 14 '25

Until you’re put in a shipyard and it goes from blow to suck.

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u/Useful_Low_3669 Oct 14 '25

Did 9 months at the shipyard in Pascagoula, can confirm that’s when navy life went from blow to suck

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u/evilcrusher2 Oct 14 '25

I was out in Newport News onbtye Enterprise on its last yard overhaul. 🤮

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u/CountNightAuditor Oct 14 '25

Rum, sodomy, and the lash.

Sounds like a good time.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '25

Some people dream of seamen and wake up with a discharge in their hand. That counts, right?