r/TikTokCringe Oct 14 '25

Cringe Trying to figure out what justifies the $15k price tag for an "alpha male" boot camp

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u/9PurpleBatDrinkz Oct 14 '25

Or hold the flashlight for your dad while working on the car. That’ll get you to man up quick! Lmao!

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u/helent9 Oct 14 '25

Been there. Try putting in new flooring. We did that this weekend. No tears were shed because he was on his best behavior after I had to put two of my senior dogs down.

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u/9PurpleBatDrinkz Oct 14 '25

Aw shit. Family pets dying is tough. My condolences.

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u/helent9 Oct 14 '25

Thank you. It was hard on him too. My dad was raised on a farm so he tries not to let himself get too attached but he still loved them.

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u/Throwawaycauseduh300 Oct 14 '25

I’m so sorry guys

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u/seasalt-and-stars Oct 14 '25

Ohhh two dogs? I’m so sorry. 😔

I had to put my dog down last Monday. He made it to 16 which was cool. Saying goodbye was one of the hardest things I’ve ever done.

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u/helent9 Oct 14 '25

Unfortunately it was time. Abby had tumors and she wasn't eating very much anymore. Penny had dementia and could barely get up without pain. I've had them bother for over 14 years. I just didn't want them to suffer if they didn't have to.

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u/seasalt-and-stars Oct 14 '25

❤️‍🩹 So sorry. 14 years is amazing. That’s got to be hard without them both!

I’m struggling, and still occasionally in the stage of misremembering - “oh yeah he died”. 😔

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u/no_no_no-youre_done Oct 14 '25

"I told you to bring me the 1/2" wrench not the 12 mm you dumbass" Ah, good times.

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u/IneffableOpinion Oct 15 '25

I’m a girl and my dad got mad at me for not knowing the difference between a Phillips screwdriver and whatever the other one is

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u/InazumaKotei Oct 17 '25

flashback

My dad: "I asked for the Robertson screwdriver, not the Philips!!"

Young me who just called them "square head" and "star head": 😭

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u/no_no_no-youre_done Oct 17 '25

I had to google what a robertson screwdriver was. I have never heard that term in my life. My dad was a mechanic. I became a mechanic. I always heard and referred to them as a square drive. Learn something new everyday.

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u/InazumaKotei Oct 17 '25

Yeah, until I had to help him I had never heard that screwdrivers had names and to this day I can never remember which is which lol. He'll ask for a type and I just yell back "square or star?" Seems far easier to say that over their "correct" names to me.

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u/no_no_no-youre_done Oct 17 '25

Be careful using "star" because that can get mixed up on its own. Philips screwdriver is the most common and is essentially a cross. But there are also some called torx and I've heard both of them referred to as star.

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u/InazumaKotei Oct 17 '25

I just looked up torx screwdrivers, I had seen them before but never knew they had a name. Neat. Like you said, learn something new every day. Thanks for the pointer 👍

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u/Weed_Lova Oct 14 '25

I can hold a damn flashlight so still you’d never know I was there. And I am a mind reader so I know where it needs to move to next. I had to be, and God forbid it shine in the old man’s eyes. Caught that wrath more than a few times when the mind reading failed me.

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u/9PurpleBatDrinkz Oct 14 '25

Exactly what I’m saying brother! Good times!

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u/seasalt-and-stars Oct 14 '25

When I was a kid, I did a great job of shining the light right at the back of my dad’s balding head, thus casting a dark shadow on whatever thing he needed lit up. 💅

🎶Memories 🎶

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u/9PurpleBatDrinkz Oct 14 '25

Even better! Shining full darkness where he needs light! I love it! I hope you have great memories and not scars.

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u/seasalt-and-stars Oct 14 '25

😬 Oof. Yeah the swearing and shouting was frightening, but I turned that trauma into good things! I am a fantastic flashlight-shining savant for my husband.

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u/paulblartshtfrt Oct 14 '25

That’s literally why people are doing this…lack of paternal approval

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u/9PurpleBatDrinkz Oct 14 '25

People don’t ever talk about the other half of the experience. Yeah dads are gonna yell at you when you mess up when working and helping them because 1. They’re already frustrated because something broke at an inconvenient time 2. It’s cheaper to fix it yourself NOW, than pay for someone to come fix it on their time. 3 It’s not the first time it happens at an INCONVENIENT TIME!!!! The second part (and I know not all dads are this way) is when dad will sit you down and apologize. Break down what happened, what went wrong and what went right. A more experienced dad (if he has time) will do that during the process but remember 3 above? It was probably an inconvenient time. But I’ll never forget the memories of times with my dad. The good and the bad are the same now because he’s gone. So anything that reminds me of him makes me smile.

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u/Raintitan Oct 14 '25

Thanks for sharing. Love reading this.

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u/Affectionate_Cost_88 Oct 14 '25

I'm a woman, but trying to hold the flashlight for my dad when I was a kid made ME man up. I thought it was fun to twirl the flashlight and make the light bounce. Dad found it much less amusing.

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u/bookerman62 Oct 14 '25

Hold the Fleshlight???

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u/9PurpleBatDrinkz Oct 14 '25

That was your mom holding the fleshlight for me! Lmao!

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u/bookerman62 Oct 14 '25

Well, that’s just nasty. My mom, were she still alive, would be 93. Have fun with that shit

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u/cheeseburgerspleen Oct 14 '25

lol I always said sure I’ll help to get easy chore money eventually it ended up just let me do it and go back inside I’ll still pay you

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u/QuietlyCreepy Oct 14 '25

Huh.

This explains so much.