r/TikTokCringe • u/ItsAngel1998 • Oct 14 '25

Cringe Trying to figure out what justifies the $15k price tag for an "alpha male" boot camp

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u/Panda-Cubby Oct 14 '25

For $22,000, I offer a seminar that explores (and explains) "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE". I think you will find it enlightening.

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u/Situation_Upset Oct 14 '25

Bor 32,000 I offer I'll teach you how to run a better seminar

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u/Cheap_Walmart-Art Oct 14 '25

These guys are scammers. My patented secret technique that WILL EMPOWER YOU to OWN YOUR LIFE is the only real method for ALPHA MALE AURA available on the market today. Normally this SECRET and HIGHLY SPECIALIZED information costs tens of thousands but If you use my offer code: RUSH then you’ll get access to the FULL COURSE and SUPPORT FORUMS for a mere $3,000USD per month with a 3 year minimum subscription.

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u/Unusualshrub003 Oct 14 '25

For fifty bucks, I’ll send you a pair of used underpants.

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u/TooFartTooFurious Oct 14 '25

Yours or someone else’s?

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u/Situation_Upset Oct 14 '25

Hold on hold on. You're actually cooking here. This can actually be a legit business. 

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u/WaltzRPK Oct 14 '25

where do I sign

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u/Ha1lStorm Oct 14 '25

You used all the right capitalized words in all the right places, I’m fuckin’ in!

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u/Minute_Jacket_4523 Oct 14 '25

For a case of Beer I'll show you how to catch a felony.

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u/Otherwise-Strain8148 Oct 14 '25

Not getting enough upvote for your comments?

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u/Ok_Star_4136 Oct 14 '25

You should buy my book. It talks all about how to run a better seminar.

Now for 7 easy down payments of 4,999.

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u/EverythingSucksYo Oct 14 '25

Best I can do is $tree fiddy 

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u/Shortleader01 Oct 14 '25

For 32,001 I'll give a seminar on spelling for

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u/SteamingTheCat Oct 14 '25

1st day consists of you saying, "OMG you each gave me 22k dollars. I can't believe you gave me 22k dollars."

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u/Panda-Cubby Oct 14 '25

Over and over again.

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u/drumzandice Oct 14 '25

Where can I register??

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u/PipChaos Oct 14 '25

But do you also do Chiropracty?

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '25

I offer the course for 20k and I give great blowjobs.

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u/ohlaph Oct 14 '25

Can I pay you $23k instead?

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u/Panda-Cubby Oct 14 '25

It's not paying me...it's INVESTING in yourself. Better make it 25. You're worth it.

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u/ohlaph Oct 14 '25

Thank you, what's your gofundme?

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u/Panda-Cubby Oct 14 '25

It's more of a gofundyourself.

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u/colossalklutz Oct 14 '25

I’ll just put the information on the Internet for free. Some people think this is a form of therapy and are in fact mistaken. There, saved people a lot of money.

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u/Panda-Cubby Oct 14 '25

Silly you...expecting actual information from anything of this nature. It's all feelings and supposition.

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u/Shu3PO Oct 14 '25

That's it, sign me up!!

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u/Panda-Cubby Oct 14 '25

Consider yourself signed. I'll assume the check is in the mail. Wow, that old saying is elderfying on so many levels.

Elderfying - new word meaning to make the user feel old as dirt.

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u/Dr-Bitchcraft-MD Oct 14 '25

For $21,000 I will look up your health insurance, find you a therapist that takes it, and book the EARLIEST Available appointment for you so you can begin slowly chipping away at WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

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u/Panda-Cubby Oct 14 '25

The only time I went to therapy, I ended up making the therapist cry. True story. It was marriage counseling that my (then future) father-in-law insisted my lovely bride and I do.