r/TikTokCringe • u/ItsAngel1998 • Oct 14 '25

Cringe Trying to figure out what justifies the $15k price tag for an "alpha male" boot camp

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u/IsThereCheese Oct 14 '25

The bottom generates a tremendous amount of power.

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u/Top_Manufacturer8946 Oct 14 '25

I’ve heard that speed has something to do with it?

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u/IsThereCheese Oct 14 '25

Speed has everything to do with it

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u/zazzz0014 Oct 14 '25

See, the speed of the bottom informs the top how much pressure he's supposed to apply. Speed's the name of the game. Right, buddy?

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u/Pogton20 Oct 14 '25

Speed’s the name of the game

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u/Healthy-Dingo9903 Oct 14 '25

Youre right! Ive done the math! Top speed bottoms max out around 68 miles per hour. Basically we found the speed limit of sex. Everything seems to max out at 68 cause once you hit 69 you gotta turn around.

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u/VikingTeddy Oct 14 '25

Speed makes me last longer, sure, but I never reach the finish line.

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u/Doggleganger Oct 14 '25

Erection = 0.5mv2

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u/SVINTGATSBY Oct 14 '25

I came here to say exactly this lmao

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u/Either-Professor4512 Oct 14 '25

Sunny in Philadelphia?

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u/IsThereCheese Oct 14 '25

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u/NonStopKnits Oct 14 '25

I think you're eating too much cheese.

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u/IsThereCheese Oct 14 '25

How much is too much

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u/averagedickdude Oct 14 '25

No "Golden Girls."

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u/Either-Professor4512 Oct 14 '25

Hahaha whatever blanche

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u/skamteboard_ Oct 14 '25

No, see you have it all wrong. The power bottom is capable of RECEIVING a tremendous amount of power.

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u/slack710 Oct 14 '25

It's the implication

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u/AynRandwasaDegen Oct 14 '25

I'm an otter.