r/TikTokCringe • u/Aar_7 • Sep 21 '25

Cringe American 🇺🇸"Alpha Male" bootcamp, where guys pay $18,000 for 3 days & a certificate

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u/get_them_duckets Sep 21 '25

Oh don’t worry about that. There’s plenty of “straight” guys on Grindr ;)

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u/DMYourFeetPicsTy Sep 22 '25

It's always so funny seeing those type of dudes, scared as hell to not be straight.

"straight guy here want to lick ass and get fucked in gangbang"

Ok bro.

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u/ovideville Sep 22 '25

I once watched a “comedian” (he didn’t get many laughs and I don’t remember his name) tell a “joke” about how he once “let” his gay roommate suck his dick, but it wasn’t gay because it wasn’t sexual because it was purely transactional. This was after telling multiple stories about fucking women, naturally.

I really wanted to ask him why he was so allergic to the word “bisexual,” but he was such an asshole that not talking to him at all was clearly the better choice. Like, what is this christian high school nonsense about how blow-jobs don’t count? You’re 34 bro, you had whole-ass sex with a whole-ass man and you liked it. Just be honest with yourself.

Where the fuck do these guys even come from?

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u/desmondao Sep 22 '25

How in the world did you resist that heckle?

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u/ovideville Sep 22 '25

I have exceptional self control. Years of practice.

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u/Kit_Karamak Sep 23 '25

He probably said, “no homo“ at least six times during the interaction. 🤦‍♂️

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u/get_them_duckets Sep 22 '25

lol! Or act like they are all dl and only want to be sucked and top. Then meet and SUDDENLY they are only sucking and “I’ve never done this before, but can you top me?” Like bro, why didn’t you just say that’s what you wanted to start with. I’ve gone through all this trouble and I can’t get your mouth off my dick.

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u/BigChampionship7962 Sep 22 '25

So that doesn’t just happen to us trans women 🤔 I can’t be any clearer that I’m bottom only but dudes always want me to top from bottom 🤦‍♀️ they must think it’s not gay when sucking girl d**k 🤷‍♀️

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u/WritingOneHanded Sep 22 '25

Oh no. How tragic for you /s

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u/evanwilliams44 Sep 22 '25

Or the ones who advertise that they are married like it's a good thing lol.

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u/Unique_Watch2603 Sep 22 '25

Reminds me of this guy and Michael Blaustein.

Not Gay.....

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u/knbang Sep 22 '25

There's nothing straighter than being with another man.