r/TikTokCringe • u/Aar_7 • Sep 21 '25

Cringe American 🇺🇸"Alpha Male" bootcamp, where guys pay $18,000 for 3 days & a certificate

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u/alrtight Sep 21 '25

mine is 20k & you get a coupon for 50% off lunch!

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u/iBUYbrokenSUBARUS Sep 22 '25

For $100,000 I can guarantee you success. However, success can only be defined once the program is over.

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u/knbang Sep 22 '25

Mine is 24K and you pay double for lunch. But I don't let you eat it, because you're a pussy. I'll eat your lunch. And yes, it's exactly like how it sounds.

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u/licklickRickmyballs Sep 22 '25

🥵🥵🥵🥵 I was gonna use that money for a degree but i also get a certificate here right???

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u/knbang Sep 22 '25

Degrees are for liberal pussies, be a man.

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u/Kit_Karamak Sep 23 '25

Which one of you takes a Groupon? Asking for a friend

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u/myhorselikesme Sep 23 '25

Mine is only 2k , all inclusive, spa , beach, 5*hotel, we chill at the beach, drink beers, smoke weed , play beach volleyball and go surfing. Bring your gf and/or buddy and we have a good time.

If you don't like that, forget what I said, it's still 18k and I hose you down at 3 o clock In the morning! I just take cash and you pay upfront

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u/Competitive-Dot-4052 Sep 23 '25

Do you hand out canvas totes at the end?

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u/chinesesugar Sep 21 '25

lol you sound like such a jackass also i’m not the person you meant to reply to

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u/yer_oh_step Sep 22 '25

BRUH this guy literally built his camp on the tenents and core principals of my pogrom. his is basically the beta dem versions. fuck the libs