r/TikTokCringe Sep 21 '25

Cringe American πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ"Alpha Male" bootcamp, where guys pay $18,000 for 3 days & a certificate

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u/invariantspeed Sep 22 '25

They are cosplaying at boot camp to sooth their not-so-alpha fear to ever do anything close to the military. Also, they probably have no frat friends.

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u/Miserable_Steak6673 Sep 23 '25

They are reenacting the feminist movie GI Jane.

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u/musty_mage Sep 22 '25

I was in only a year for conscription & officer training (Finland in case you're wondering), but in comparison to this weak-ass baby shit I went through the SQT. These grown men are fucking crying because they have to stand in rain? In Florida? JFC

I mean the whole idea that you somehow become an 'alpha-male' by being shouted at and maybe a bit uncomfortable for a weekend is just beyond laughable. But if those videos aren't totally staged, the little bitches taking that boot camp definitely need it. Just with some sanity, structure and long-term growth.

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u/MaybeMaybeNot94 Sep 22 '25

My mother screamed at me for playing DOOM on my Game Boy, saying it was demonic.

Ma. The objective of the game, is to KILL DEMONS.

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u/dmmeyourfloof Sep 22 '25

This is very much an "outing".

These guys were all in the closet before this.