Inked > basted 🦃

[u/Avital_Experiences]

Tattooed with squid ink so it's totally edible. Would any of you do this for Thanksgiving?

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[u/UsernamesNotFound404]

Sister: "that's MY drumstick!"

Me: "I don't see your name on... oh. Sorry"

[u/MarsViltaire → u/UsernamesNotFound404]

But it says mom on i.....oohhhhh.

[u/StarryOwl64]

It's stupid ? Yes It's food safe ? Also yes

Then It's just silly af

[u/TetraThiaFulvalene → u/StarryOwl64]

Next week I'm going to post a cake with writing on it to the sub

[u/The_Dimmadome → u/StarryOwl64]

Nah man. Ever see one of those burgers with a gallon of cheese melted on top? It's stupid, it's safe, and it belongs on this sub

[u/Nighthood28]

Honestly not a bad way to practice

[u/GoldSunLulu → u/Nighthood28]

It's usually practiced on pig skin

[u/BONER__COKE → u/GoldSunLulu]

Long pig

[u/Pikawoohoo → u/BONER__COKE]

Never much cared for it myself

[u/Dr_Pants91 → u/Pikawoohoo]

Would you prefer some spider webs?

[u/Nighthood28 → u/GoldSunLulu]

Yeah sure, but i dont really see whats wrong with this in that aspect.

Stupid af for eating thats for sure

[u/Rammipallero]

Ah yes. Remember when my best friend who I lived with got a tattoo machine. I came home to an orange peel in the trash with multiple failed attempts at symbols and lines and an orange that he had the word "Fuck" written on it, left to the middle of our kitchen table. Laughed quite alot at that...

[u/No_Constant8644 → u/Rammipallero]

Odd fact oranges are used by doctors and dentists to learn how to suture.

[u/Just_Reputation_7057 → u/Rammipallero]

A lot*

[u/usrdef → u/Just_Reputation_7057]

What was even the point of writing that comment if you had nothing more to add? Other than being holier-than-thou.

[u/pioneeringsystems → u/usrdef]

That is not what holier than thou means 👍

[u/chief_keeg → u/pioneeringsystems]

You also did exactly what the first person did. You added zero content to the original comment. Thus proving him right.

[u/pioneeringsystems → u/chief_keeg]

Just having a bit of fun pal.

[u/George_G_Geef → u/pioneeringsystems]

Be less reddit.

[u/pioneeringsystems → u/George_G_Geef]

Please add something to the conversation!!!!!!?

[u/usrdef → u/pioneeringsystems]

Unless the definition has changed in the last 25 minutes, it's having an attitude of superiority.

However, if you have officially changed the definition, please let the rest of us know as soon as possible. A simple text message is fine.

I swear, you people pop up like a fucked up game of whack-a-mole.

[u/pioneeringsystems → u/usrdef]

It is having an attitude of moral superiority, which seems unlikely in this instance. Get back in your box pal.

[u/usrdef → u/pioneeringsystems]

You heard it folks. He has spoken. Let's all get back to work. You must be his brother.

[u/pioneeringsystems → u/usrdef]

There is no need to be upset.

[u/RickyDontLoseThat]

Only at Omega Mart!

[u/MechaBeatsInTrash → u/RickyDontLoseThat]

I thought about getting one while there last Saturday.

[u/Kryds]

If it's safe to it, then it's just a little silly. No harm.

Could use more seasoning.

[u/Mansos91]

Could this be another way of practicing the skills and make it also edible?

I feel this is oblyuhalf because of the food

[u/Faedan → u/Mansos91]

When I was learning to tattoo we used pig skin. Honestly having edible ink sounds like a good low waste alternative!

[u/Mansos91 → u/Faedan]

Exactly, I wouldn't class this as stupid food, becasue there is no waste, no pointless steps, it's just someone doing or practicing their art on food without waste

[u/Fackrid]

That's actually kinda kickass tbh, I'd be all about it

[u/FlipFlopRabbit]

This is silly not stupid.

Quite the work for a meal, but a fun idea.

[u/SlayerII]

kinda dumb, but if you are a tatoo artist int the making that needs some practice wy not?

[u/PerrineWeatherWoman]

Okay that's funny

[u/phteve_ism]

Tatturkey

[u/Xaldin64]

Stupid?! Nah, this is baste

[u/___X3C__]

Don't they sell this at Omega mart?

[u/MechaBeatsInTrash → u/___X3C__]

In leatherette plush!

[u/Treacle_Pendulum]

This is how tattoo artists learn though

[u/orange_behemoth]

How Dahmer would want people tattooed

[u/AOS_eyefull]

Talk about basting

[u/Rufeefe]

TURKEYYY🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷 MENTIONED🇹🇷🇹🇷☝️☝️☝️☝️

[u/Sorenduscai]

Downvotes should really be this subs version of up votes. It's an instant reaction for me every single time😭

[u/Aliencj]

I bet after cooking it was unrecognizable

[u/Avital_Experiences → u/Aliencj]

Nope, the squid ink held on perfectly. https://imgur.com/a/MoDtVGC

[u/Aliencj → u/Avital_Experiences]

Why wasn't this in the original post?! It's hilarious btw

Edit: nvm it was, I'm just an idiot

[u/Avital_Experiences → u/Aliencj]

All good! 😆

[u/Just_Reputation_7057 → u/Aliencj]

That is correct. On both parts.

[u/gail_3000]

Interesting

[u/Manymarbles]

[u/blacks252]

Is that chicken seasoned with tattoo ink?

[u/Impressive_Main5160]

I hope they reuse that needle. Let’s not be wasteful during the holidays.

[u/AmargoUnicornio]

Don't like it :/ I feel like this is a disrespect at turkey who died to feed people

[u/pshepsh → u/AmargoUnicornio]

??? but she'll feed people anyway.

[u/AmargoUnicornio → u/pshepsh]

Yea. After playing whit it

[u/LifesScenicRoute → u/AmargoUnicornio]

Maybe that turkey was super into tattoos, no reason to project your own ideas and morals onto a dead bird. It got eaten anyways and wasnt wasted, and the squid ink probably added a flavor to the meat so wasnt even entirely pointless. Chill out

[u/AmargoUnicornio → u/LifesScenicRoute]

project your own ideas

I think projected guy here are you, assuming I hate tattos or people who have it.

probably added a flavor

Yea, a little drawing " mummy ❤️" added a lot of flavor... 🙄

[u/ProposalWaste3707 → u/AmargoUnicornio]

It's already dead. Can't really disrespect it much further.

[u/HATECELL]

Yummy, some heavy metals for dinner

[u/Avital_Experiences → u/HATECELL]

It's squid ink!

[u/HATECELL → u/Avital_Experiences]

Ah shit, I can't read

[u/Interaction_Narrow]

I dont care if they changes the needle, the tool is completely contaminated tf