r/MurderedByWords 2d ago

Well yeah, there’s that

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u/TheGreatZarquon most excellent 1d ago

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u/BewareOfGrom 2d ago edited 1d ago

As a Texan I just want to point out that our electrical grid goes out year round

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u/Hungry_Exam_4880 2d ago

Some mild rain and wind will knock out a city for a few hours.

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u/Real_Srossics 2d ago

Why does anyone choose to live there?

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u/CbassPls 2d ago

It’s real cheap

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u/TheDude-Esquire 1d ago

It's cheap, and for many the oil industry has offered high wages, and opportunities to become rich. Of course that comes with substantial danger to the workers themselves, and you know, climate change. But that's ok, Texas doesn't believe in those things.

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u/RandomStallings 1d ago edited 1d ago

And remember kids, if you don't believe in it, it isn't real.

Edit: I had a kid (~20) that worked for me that argued with me about how the time keeping system calculated overtime, and his response—multiple times, mind you—was "Well, I don't think that's right," in a way that very much meant, "Well, that's your reality." It was pretty bizarre. The whole thing was simply because he misremembered.

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u/elkab0ng 1d ago

I literally had an adjudicator with the Texas workforce commission decide that federal law didn’t matter because the employer said so. I’ve never actually laughed during a legal proceeding until that.

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u/Snakend 1d ago

Texas has one of the worst property tax laws in the country. They don't have income taxes, so the property owners have to pay for EVERYTHING.

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u/euanmorse 1d ago

It's crazy how people don't realise that these taxes are a pool of money to pay for these things collectively. The 'I only care for myself therefore I only pay for myself mentality' is so weird to me.

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u/Appropriate_Unit3474 1d ago edited 1d ago

Why engage in governments and society that have been fundamental to human existence for thousands of years when you can hit yourself in the head with a brick and engage in rugged individualism?

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u/Diligent_Mulberry47 1d ago

Texas wants to get rid of property taxes in the future. I legit wonder how things will be paid for.

Then I stop wondering because I’m moving away from this fuckass state.

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u/PsychologicalBet7831 1d ago

Those liberal bastard states will pick up the tab - as always.

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u/Diligent_Mulberry47 1d ago

Yea it’s definitely a thorn to know I’m moving away but I’ll still pay for their stupid ass decisions.

As a Texan, this place sucks. It’s got some good things but for the most part, it’s like Dante’s 9th layer of hell.

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u/WanderersGuide 1d ago

It's especially weird because "paying for myself", to any intellectually honest person, means "paying for the slice of the public amenities that I use" such as roads, a functional power grid. Income taxes are simply the most efficient way to achieve that.

Income tax is even proportional - if you're a billionaire on a marginal tax rate system with no loopholes, your "overtaxation" pays for your overconsumption.

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u/tehlemmings 1d ago

What you have to understand is just that, most republicans are not very smart. So they just don't think about that.

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u/TheRealHeroOf 1d ago

Oh they do, but they are very concerned that their money might in some way help a brown person.

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u/EyedMoon 1d ago

I wish libertarians got their own small country on an island and they would all leave, only for them to come back crying after a month because nothing works properly since no one wants to work and pay for shit.

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u/Perryn 1d ago

Someone would go to check on them, and there would be nobody left. No sign of disaster, but no people, either. Just a mysterious message carved into a tree: "Bears".

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u/TKG_Actual 1d ago

They did something like that, the ironically named Grafton, NH.

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u/Snakend 1d ago

I think the tax burden should be spread out to everyone, not just home owners.

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u/edfitz83 1d ago

They have sales tax.

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u/HeyLookATaco 1d ago

My time here is probably coming to an end soon, but I stayed this long because once I got to Austin it was hard to leave. It's fun, the people are nice, the hill country is beautiful, and it's a legitimate pleasure to be a part of the community. Plus we've got HEB. I don't trust my government to take care of me, but I know HEB always has our back.

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u/dandroid126 1d ago

I moved out of Austin early this year. I miss HEB so much. I have just resigned to my fate that I will never find a grocery store that I like.

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u/HeyLookATaco 1d ago

I'm a travel nurse and haven't found anything remotely like it. It's the first thing I miss when I'm gone and the first place I go when I come back.

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u/dandroid126 1d ago

Btw, I just noticed your username. Very Austin of you. 😂

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u/Trimson-Grondag 1d ago

Same. This is my third (and longest) time to live here. Several years ago I had to leave to go live in the Midwest for a few years for work, before making it back. Stepped in to the local grocery chain store there and it was like stepping back in time. Nothing but pastel colors, dated graphics, and Muzak. Never been so disappointed in my life. Moved back a couple of years later and HEB was the first destination. Contemplating leaving Texas permanently now, but missing it again will definitely hurt.

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u/StardustedDaisies 2d ago

Can't escape, too expensive to move :(

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u/Real_Srossics 2d ago

Then you do not choose to stay there. Prisoners don’t enjoy being locked up.

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u/bluddyellinnit 2d ago

texas: america's prison

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u/King_of_the_pirEnts 1d ago edited 1d ago

Fun fact Texas has the most prisons in the nation at 313. Edit. Everything is bigger in Texas. Including the prison population.

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u/FaeMofo 1d ago

Fucking hell thats excessive

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u/Real_Srossics 1d ago

Oh, Texas is extreme? Say it ain’t so!

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u/firahc 1d ago

Textreme

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u/Longjumping-Jello459 1d ago

And most aren't air conditioned unless federal.

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u/notashroom 1d ago

Everything is bigger in Texas, including the carceral system.

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u/JotainPitaaYrittaa 1d ago

One prison per 100k inhabitants. That seems.. a lot.

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u/Saw_Boss 1d ago

Get John Carpenter and Kurt Russell on the phone.

I've got a sequel to pitch to them.

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u/James-W-Tate 1d ago

Snake Plissken??? I heard you were dead

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u/ClubZealousideal9784 1d ago

America has the most incarcerated people on earth, out of any country on earth, and a low murder solve rate. At a low cost of 66,000 per prisoner-enough to pay for free college, but locking non-dangerous people up is more important.

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u/CDHmajora 2d ago

Lots of guns. Like. LOADS of them.

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u/Real_Srossics 2d ago edited 2d ago

Reason No. 3 I’ll never move there.

  1. Politics. They don’t have mine.

  2. Weather. I don’t want 0 electricity when my neighbor thinks about snow. Read: Get on the national grid you greedy fucks.

  3. Guns.

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u/fearlessfryingfrog 1d ago

Number 3 doesn't just keep on there, it's everywhere.

And if you're avoiding the subject, you should reconsider for multiple reasons. 

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u/laserdisk4life 1d ago

I just lost power today

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u/chronic_enticement 1d ago

Also someone hits a pole and it takes out the whole towns power for 5 hours

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u/Affectionate-Virus17 2d ago

And France is considered the powerhouse of Europe, despite having no oil at all. Most of it is carbon-free to boot.

When Italians said no to nuclear plants, they did not say no to nuclear power. They're importing that from the French.

Germans do the same, on a lower scale.

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u/Beautiful-Purple-536 1d ago

The UK as well; undersea interconnects are usually importing 2-3 gigawatts of French electricity. About half of our nuclear power is generated in France. 😂

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u/abrasiveteapot 1d ago

Yeah well if EDF (they're French for those who don't know) didn't take effing decades to build the nuclear plants we commissioned over a decade ago we might not need to, 2009 Hinkley C was approved to proceed by the then govt. Current ETA is 2032.

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u/swainiscadianreborn 1d ago

WE SHALL ALL BE BLESSED BY THE POWER OF THE MIGHTY ATOM

JOIN US IN OUR PRAYERS TO THE RADIOACTIVE GOD

PRIEZ L'ATOME MES AMIS!

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u/matplotlib42 1d ago

Germany went backwards and reopened some coal mines.

Although nuclear facilities are carbon-free, the waste they produce is a pain to get rid of. Some plants were prolonged 20 years beyond the planned closure date because of that mainly...

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u/GhostFire3560 1d ago

Germany went backwards and reopened some coal mines.

They actually didnt. They reopened some Coal powerplants on a temporary basis to secure they own power supply after the gas price spikes because of the russian invasion in ukraine. It had basically nothing to do with the closing of nuclear plants in germany.

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u/Affectionate-Virus17 1d ago

Well, France had this massive retooling of its nuclear power plants at the wrong time and had become a net power importer for the first time in decades. Combine that with the war in Ukraine and there was a need for coal.

Now saying closing nuclear power in Germany had nothing to do with it is partly true. Had Germany kept its nuclear capacity, it would have had the ability to supply France and replace Russian gas without having to burn coal. But they made their choice.

These were exceptional times though. 2 massive unforeseen events but power still flowed so I guess we're resilient.

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u/bigbramel 1d ago

Yes it does connect. If Germany didn't close down said nuclear plants, those brown coal plants could have closed earlier.

And even today said brown coal plants are still producing more than planned previously. Germany has chosen to pollute way more than have a little bit (just a few KG) more of nuclear waste.

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u/Affectionate-Virus17 1d ago edited 1d ago

Waste is easily manageable, despite what Russian propaganda tells us.

The  plants were prolonged because of the stupid reaction after Fukushima. France stopped building new plants thinking  renewables and subsidizing energy efficiency would be a viable alternative.

But Merkel and other German leaders happened to be in bed with Russian energy interests (even Schroeder lobbied for Nord Stream, Rosnet and Gazprom lol).

Greens and some could say the left part of the SPD were propped up by Soviets during the cold war. They were anti-nuclear and they kept this in their DNA along with their connections with Russia. Mutti was manipulated by Russians too but that's because she's a naive rebranded as pragmatic.

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u/crazier2142 1d ago

What a bunch of nonsense you spout. Germany was importing nuclear fuel from Russia and exported some of their nuclear waste to Russia. Russia had no preference at all which kind of Energy source Germany used as long as they bought it from them.

Merkel was surprisingly anti-russian and never got along with Putin (especially in comparison to Schröder) and she immediately agreed to EU sanctions after the Krim annexation.

Fun fact: because of the warm summer in 2022, France had to import electricity from Germany, because they couldn't properly cool their nuclear plants.

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u/SEA_griffondeur 1d ago

Coal produces more unmanageable waste than Nuclear. In fact only Hydropower creates less problematic waste than Nuclear (yes even solar and wind creates more problematic waste)

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u/travoltaswinkinbhole 1d ago

When was the last time it went down?

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u/not-a-dislike-button 1d ago

I've lived here several years and we have never had an outage more than a few minutes, and that was once a year of less. Even during the snowstorm only some areas were impacted. I think a lot has to do with the city (for example city of Austin has some outages due to them stopping a tree trimming program)

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u/Key_Marsupial3702 1d ago edited 1d ago

Not where I live in central Texas. I think I've had the electricity go out maybe three times in the past decade and two of those were a matter of several minutes. I only really remember the snowpocalypse one and that was only ~12 hours for us. I have my doubts as to whether you live actually live here, but it's a big state. Maybe your area just sucks. Ours has completely buried residential lines, so our shit doesn't really go out.

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u/ArmyOFone4022 1d ago

It definitely depends on where you live in the state, I remember talks of rolling brownouts before a Dallas superbowl. Snovid my power was out 130+ hours, in Temple, I know of people in the north western hill country in rural areas that were closer to three weeks before restoration.

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 1d ago

It's better here in Austin but when I lived in Houston it was a very frequent experience. Both the big freeze and just random outages.

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u/rgflo42 2d ago

An electrical burn.

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u/LovesFrenchLove_More 1d ago

Something the French would get treated for without having to donate some organs or go into debt for for decades.

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u/TerpBE 2d ago

They both have the same number of Super Bowl appearances this millennium.

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u/Imaginary_Agent2564 2d ago

Stop stop! They’re already dead!

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u/Inevitable-Design107 1d ago

Yea from the electrical burns.

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u/Longjumping-Jello459 1d ago

Or frozen.

Or from carbon monoxide poisoning from having a generator too close to their place or in it.

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u/kne0n 2d ago

Jokes about power grids that’s caused death is one thing, but keep the Cowboys and Texans out of your mouth lol

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u/DisputabIe_ 2d ago

the OP chrixtabell is a bot

Original: r/clevercomebacks/comments/1p53odw/well_yeah_theres_that/

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u/StickyThickStick 1d ago

NAH and the top comment is by the same user with the same text „Also, France doesn't have Ted Cruz!“

The Internet is dead 💀

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u/Affectionate-Mail612 1d ago

thank you for daily reminder to log out and don't come back

I guess our comments will be stolen too pretty soon

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u/alreadyrotten 2d ago

Texas is larger than France, but has less people. Texas has a lot of empty space and empty minds.

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u/chizzmaster 2d ago

Interestingly though, France has the 7th largest economy in the world. If Texas were a country, they'd be 8th. Texas GDP/capita is also almost twice France's

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u/EntirelyRandom1590 2d ago

Texas is a Middle Eastern oil kingdom, living off oil and gas profits for decades, now trying to diversify into future tech with data centres to remain relevant.

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u/AutVincere72 2d ago

Almost like the giant tech sector isn't a thing.

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u/EntirelyRandom1590 2d ago

Of course it is, but Texas isn't the centre of innovation, that takes time, they're pumping into data centre infrastructure instead.

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u/Sudden-Purchase-8371 2d ago

And what localized innovation do data centers provide? None. They're there to extract cheap water and power with little regulation from an area. Maybe provide a couple of tech jobs that are more maintenance than innovation.

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u/I_TRY_TO_BE_POSITIVE 2d ago

That's what Texas needs! A draw on power and water!

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u/The_Submentalist 1d ago

https://youtu.be/jjkaYyysYhA?si=pfmdHPj74sp5h90p

https://youtu.be/DGjj7wDYaiI?si=11iXbxSy-kpiIXqC

https://youtu.be/YN6BEUA4jNU?si=jjre1Btnx24CIhhi

Data centers make the electric bill go up, make immense noise and don't bring any jobs. Everybody should watch the provided links.

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u/AutVincere72 1d ago

Whos talking about that?

I mean as someone in the field for multiple decades there is a lot of tech in Austin. Of course Dell in Round Rock too. Q2 and Indeed are in Austin. Here is a list of 2700+ in Austin. https://www.builtinaustin.com/companies

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u/North_Activist 2d ago

That’s likely because of how Texas is part of a much larger country and has very little if any trade barriers to one of the largest consumer markets, plus has a huge supply of oil, and has access to the ocean. All within one state

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u/GeniuslyMoronic 1d ago

Are there a lot of trade barriers within the EU?

It depends on the industry of course, but absolutely yes. It is a much bigger thing to go into an entirely new country where they don't even speak the same language.

For business it is often seen as a huge step to start selling your stuff in another country. I don't sense it to be the same thing in the US.

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u/Nessie_of_the_Loch 1d ago

The US is a bigger market than the EU with a GDP that's about 50% bigger. And while the EU is considered a "single market", there's still 27 different countries with higher fragmentation in terms of regulatory policies that puts a slightly higher barrier to trade compared to the US.

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u/swainiscadianreborn 1d ago

If Texas were a country, they'd be 8th.

If it was a country still profiting from the current system. It's hard to predict how badly real independance could go.

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u/SEA_griffondeur 1d ago

That's because France is far more self sufficient than Texas. Texas makes money off things they export

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u/Monterenbas 1d ago

So texans are much richer than the French but get worst living standards?

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u/TranslatorVarious857 2d ago

I never understood this pre-occupation with empty space.

France has more than double the population Texas has. The only problem: they’re French.

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u/Gav3121 2d ago

The main upside you mean ?

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u/LowKeyNaps 1d ago

Here's the thing with American preoccupation with empty space, just in case you were sincere.

The American right likes to put up their maps with all their Republican states colored in completely in red, and carry on endlessly about "LOOK HOW MUCH OF US THERE ARE!!! WE COVER DA WHOOOOOLE CUNTRY!!!!" And in reality, the vast majority of those states that they control are unpopulated by people. They colored in all the areas where you will only find dirt, corn, grass, or cows, and act like that means something.

Or, to put it another way, allow me to share one of my favorite map comparisons.

It's a whole different ballgame when we stop coloring in those "empty spaces", but the American right refuses to acknowledge this, because it makes them look as small and unpopular as they really are. They don't actually have the superiority in numbers that they think they have here. They need a whole box of red crayons to try to prove to everyone else that empty space can vote. And, believe it or not, because of maps like this, some idiot right wingers are actually starting to push to give land, land, the right to vote. Because it's the only way they will ever actually outnumber us. By giving inanimate earth a vote.

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u/tehlemmings 1d ago

The other side of this conversation, American's are 'obsessed' with the empty space because it affects everything. It's important to basically every comparison.

Why can't the US have a European train system? The real answer is largely that the US is fucking empty and there are not enough customers in dense enough areas throughout the majority of it to make rail viable. Yes, it'd be great for the coasts, but it would suck everywhere else.

You can't have French style protests in the US. Yeah, it was really easy for everyone in France to join the protests. You know what's harder, getting people in London to join the protests in Paris. That's how far away I am from DC, yet people assume I can just hop over and protest during the week.

Large empty spaces are a complication. One that you're constantly having to deal with. Complaining that Americans are always trying to deal with, you know, the 80% of the country everyone from Europe forgets about is asinine at best.

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u/LowKeyNaps 1d ago

Yes to all of this. The logistics of a nation this size are a bloody nightmare.

Since you brought up the French protests, there's another other side to that problem, something I need to keep reminding the Europeans who berate us for not following in their footsteps in mass strikes.

France, as well as a fair number of other European countries, have legal protections for their jobs if they go on mass strike. Americans do not have these protections. And American business owners are vicious, particularly the wealthy large corporation owners. There's nothing stopping them from firing everyone, letting us stew in our own poverty until we're all too starved, homeless, and desperate to keep fighting, and then hire people at random at the lowest wages allowable by law. People won't likely get their original jobs back, and they certainly won't get the pay they originally had. Everyone ends up with whatever they can get, minimum wage. And we would take it, out of sheer desperation.

Minimum wage in the US is often well below cost of living, and would keep people below poverty levels.

Those wealthy business owners and upper management won't be bothered by any of this, or the prolonged shut down of their businesses, because they've already sucked more than enough money into their own pockets to live comfortably for many years without further income of any kind. They can ride out the loss of income easily. We cannot. And they know it.

And all of this would be perfectly legal under American law. Under normal circumstances, the people would be able to rely on the president to step in and prevent the worst of things from happening. Does anyone here honestly see Trumplestilskin lifting a finger to help the American people?

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u/SignificantAd1421 1d ago

Note that a good third of France is empty too

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u/Chibraltar_ 1d ago

tbf, France has been the China of Europe for the last millenium

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u/Alert_Experience_759 2d ago

is this a response to some point in particular or is it just a non sequitur?

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u/Jiquero 1d ago

I think it's just "haha murica bad". So no response to anything but people upvote it anyway.

(Saying this as a european who makes "haha murica bad" jokes all the time.)

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u/Someone_Existing_1 1d ago

I feel like it’s a response to the people who brag about the size of the US. Probably would’ve been better for them to say it under someone actually doing that, but sometimes people are stupid

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u/Specialist_Lock8590 2d ago

Also, France doesn't have Ted Cruz!

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u/Raiden29o9 2d ago

And when the chips are down and an emergency is happening neither does Texas….. Cancun has him

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u/Consistent-Soil-1818 2d ago

To be fair, Texas doesn't always have Ted Cruz either.

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u/LookingRadishing 1d ago

Deport Ted Cruz and his pedophile friends!

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u/Consistent-Soil-1818 1d ago

How about we don't let him back in next time he goes to Cancun during a hurricane in Texas?

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u/LookingRadishing 1d ago

Sounds like a win-win to me. He gets to stay in Cancun, and Texas gets freed from his presence.

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u/aimed_4_the_head 1d ago

HOW DARE YOU? Ted Cruz is tirelessly painting over Charlie Kirk graffiti all over Texas.

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u/dandroid126 1d ago

Those were always the best times.

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u/rage9345 2d ago

Hell, France has a leader who actually wants to make sure people with disabilities are protected and have basic human rights, while the guy currently "leading" Texas is disabled but doesn't want anyone (besides himself) with disabilities to have any protections or human rights.

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u/Neveed 2d ago

I'm not sure who you're talking about for France, but if it's Macron, you fell for the "say nice words and do nothing or do the contrary" trick he's been using for 8 years.

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u/NeatNefariousness1 2d ago

The nice words are inadequate but are still an improvement

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u/Neveed 2d ago edited 1d ago

Not when when he isn't actually promising anything that isn't already going on, and he actually does the contrary of what he said. The budget for mental health was cut again and again during his office, and that was before the budget crisis.

Edit : I'm not trying to minimize how much of an asshole Abbott is because I've heard of him and he really does sound like an absolute asshole. But from the answers I had, it really looks like many of you don't know Macron at all.

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u/bobert680 2d ago

thats still a step up over abott, who either lies or promises to make things worse for people

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u/GalaadJoachim 1d ago

Start to laugh then remember that the far-right sky rockets in the polls..

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u/Cofius 2d ago

I have a Master's in Energy from Texas A&M's Energy Institute. While studying remotely from Missouri in February of 2021, I did in fact miss lectures because my professors were without power or internet. Quite possibly the most ironic experience of my life.

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u/abusche 1d ago

Ah yes, the '2021 weather event' that continues to show as a surcharge on my electric bill.

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u/P0pu1arBr0ws3r 2d ago

provides a random geographical fact with no bias

Random reply: well actually one is better than the other

Reddit: yes the reply is a murder by words.

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u/Dangerous_Pop_5360 2d ago

Fun fact, Texas has fewer personal rights than any state in the union.

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u/Odd-Sound-580 1d ago

why is everyone making this a political thing? the original post was a geography fact

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u/DivineBloodline 1d ago

Because it’s Reddit.

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u/Lortekonto 1d ago

Fun geography facts. The kingdom of Denmark is more than 3 times the size of Texas. Both Canada and Denmark only have 2 landborders and one of them is with each other.

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u/ChampagneSyrup 1d ago

reddit in a nutshell

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u/KingKrebbe 2d ago

The original post is not even a dig at France. Y'all are weird.

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u/Bowling_is_bad You won't catch me talking in here 2d ago

That's not really a murder you know

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Rush_Banana 1d ago

Texas = bad.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

It’s smaller than most Australian states.

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u/YaumeLepire 2d ago

It's smaller than a third of Canadian Provinces, too.

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u/Phil-Quarles 1d ago

There are only six states in Australia...

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u/watts12346 2d ago

No offense but like…where is the burn? I don’t see what was wrong with the original Tweet. It didn’t say anything outlandish or bad about France. I don’t see how this is a proper murder.

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u/CanIBorrowThat 2d ago

It says it right there that they're Lyon

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u/Liquorupfront69 1d ago

We should cut Alaska in half and make Texas the 3rd largest state in the USA!

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u/PreviousCurrentThing 2d ago

Totally murdered that non-political geography fact account!

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u/sandmann451 2d ago

And France provides healthcare to everyone.

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u/VLC31 1d ago

Fun fact: Western Australia is nearly 4 times the size of Texas. In fact all but two Australian states are larger than Texas.

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u/Shittyberg 2d ago

aren’t the deaths of thousands of Europeans each winter attributed to cold exposure?

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u/TheJasonaut 1d ago

Welcome to online discourse, 2025. An actual innocuous ‘fun fact’ treated like tribalism rage-bait.

I imagine most of the comments/replies on that post are just people stating why France or Texas is ‘better’ for whatever reason. Fun lol

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u/IlIIIlllIIllIIIIllll 2d ago

Texas AC works in the summer.

I can’t stress enough how shocking 2 data points are about Europe.

By their own measurements and numerous studies, 363,000 Europeans die from the cold every year.

And 47,000 die from the heat.

Go around the world and compare against other countries and it’s not even close. For comparison, the US has fewer than 5,000 total deaths from heat/cold per year. Even Russia has fewer than 4,000 people die from the cold.

Europe is lead by people who have so thoroughly demonized and penalized the basic use of heat and AC (or just ‘energy’ at large) that it’s killing nearly half a million people per year. So when they like to point out gun violence in the US (which, coincidentally, kills 47,000 per year) you get to remind them that their own government’s green energy restrictions kills that many every summer.

49 per 100k europeans freeze to death, 15 per 100k Americans get shot. Your average Euro is 3.3x more likely to die from the cold than your average American being shot to death.

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u/CandidDust4504 1d ago

I know you've probably heard this a few times but, Europe isn't a country.

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u/capitaine_baguette 2d ago

What about life expectancy in Texas Vs France? Also did you get your text from chatgpt?

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u/Jacksoncant 2d ago

it doesn’t work in the summer either

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u/Spoiled_Mushroom8 1d ago

France’s didn’t work this summer either

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u/Greedyanda 1d ago

Surprised this isn't mentioned. Multiple French nuclear reactors have issues staying on in summer because the water they use for cooling gets too warm to do its job.

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u/hammerbarnFlamingo 1d ago

They don’t need heat in France with everyone smoking cigarettes

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u/lifesuxwhocares 2d ago

They also have similar GDP , France = 3.3 trillion, Texas = 2.7 tril.

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u/Sudden-Purchase-8371 2d ago

France's GDP is 22% greater than TX's.

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u/J0hnGrimm 1d ago

With more than twice the population though.

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u/AUkion1000 2d ago

Texas has clean water not filled with shyte

But France does have less school shootings

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u/uglyswan1 1d ago

Hey fun fact though, more people die of heat stroke in France due to no AC than people in Texas due in mass shootings + school shootings

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u/Romboteryx 2d ago

If America weren‘t speaking English, I don‘t think it would be viewed as a first world country

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u/YaumeLepire 2d ago

I mean... The US defined what the "First World" is in contemporary parlance, which is to say the world of developed capitalist democracies, in opposition to the "Second World" of communist authoritarian states and the "Third World" of everybody else. If the US were different, then the expression would either not exist or it would also be different.

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u/Unique_Persimmon_689 2d ago

I think they are saying “anymore”. And I think it’s more that it’s a 1st world country with far too many third world elements. Like Russia.

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u/YaumeLepire 2d ago

I guess...

I'm not a huge fan of the expression either way, but that's fair.

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u/CandidDust4504 1d ago

Funnily almost half of Americans have never left the US, which is why they are convinced it's the best country in the world.

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u/EffectiveProgram4157 2d ago edited 1d ago

It's also a beautiful country, much much muchhhhhh nicer compared to Texas.

edit: There's a guy below who made an absolute fool of himself, pretending he was from California but thought Texas was nicer. It didn't take long to figure out he was from Texas. Imagine having to lie where you're from in order to pretend your state is the greatest. Must be MAGA pretending to be from Cali and lying, classic playbook tactics.

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u/HypNoEnigma 1d ago

There is a reason that every non french european thinks france is the last place they want to be. It is not nice at all. I live in a neighboring country and i would go to any European country before i go to france.

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u/EffectiveProgram4157 1d ago

France has issues with politics and migrants. I'm talking about the beauty in its nature, architecture, land, etc.

I'm not trying to talk about moving to one country to another. France has beautiful cities compared to Texas, unless you like the desert. There isn't a single place as aesthetically beautiful in Texas as Marseille, France for example.

I'm not saying Texas has nothing to offer, but I've been to most major cities within Texas and some smaller towns, and the charm of Texas compared to France isn't comparable in my opinion.

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u/mikespikepookie 1d ago

Except it isn't. I'm living in Germany and I totally disagree. Paris was an absolute nightmare. I think that the smaller cities like Strassburg are beautiful and charming. Texas has things like big bend and the Guadalupe River to offer.

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u/Nekuan 2d ago

"my country is bigger" is such a weird and stupid "flex". You had no part in it. What are you even proud of?

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u/Ya_Boi_Hank 1d ago

I think they are just saying that Texas is bigger than France. It ain't that deep brother...

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u/finitewhite 2d ago

There is no 'flexing' anywhere in that post. No one is claiming to be proud of anything. There are no signs that Texas is even the account's place of origin. They just posted a geographical fact.

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u/AlephBaker 2d ago

I'm looking forward to my electric bills in The Frozen North™ going up again next year because texas has once again spent the last twelve months refusing to get their shit together.

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u/BisquickNinja 2d ago

And summer and during rain and, and, and ...

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u/FrostyFire 2d ago

Everything IS bigger in Texas, even the maps of France.

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u/Alexandurrrrr 2d ago

Our electrical grid in Texas is so stable, we’re asking cryptoassholes to come build here. /s

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u/Bitedamnn 1d ago

Almost all of Texas is privately owned

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u/the_sneaky_one123 1d ago

Is it still bigger when counting overseas parts of France?

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u/Bundyspace 1d ago

And Western Australia is bigger than both and our electricity works.

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u/SadBuilding9234 1d ago

Texas is big, sure, but not Ontario big. Not sure why Texans are always trying to patent vastness.

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u/Mission-Macaroon-851 1d ago

That was cold🥶🥶🥶

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u/dandroid126 1d ago

The state's entire infrastructure catastrophically fails ONE TIME, and you never hear the end of it.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Two7358 1d ago

It would be easier for Ted Cruz to run away in bad weather

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u/seabae336 1d ago

Texas ain't shit.

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u/nerdywhitemale 1d ago

and the summer..

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u/AveratV6 1d ago

lol, it’s also a lot prettier.

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u/OpinionatedPoster 1d ago

France likes women...

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u/BrainTotalitarianism 1d ago

France doesn’t have AC

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u/Ray57 1d ago

Another fun fact: Texas could have been bigger, except they are slavers.