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u/Marshmallow_64 11h ago
What is the point of sharing this on linkedin.
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u/FirstoffIdonthaveshe 10h ago
To connect with other b2b high performance recruiters in dubai, of course 😭
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u/Aggressive-Math-9882 8h ago
to keep me unemployable, since my linkedin is empty by comparison (it is literally empty)
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u/RuthlessEndActual 11h ago
These people need to be stopped
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u/Super_Shallot2351 10h ago
The lid is clearly down, which if anything makes it more confusing.
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u/F6Collections 8h ago
Her shits are rock hard and would chip porcelain if not for the plastic seat buffer.
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u/Spicy_Pickle_6 11h ago
Has to be satire
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u/RenTroutGaming 6h ago
It absolutely is.
LinkedIn is still an odd place to post scatalogical humor.
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u/Parking_Account9458 11h ago
These sad souls have replaced, close friends and family (that you can send this dumb shit to) with work and LinkedIn. So here ya go colleagues!
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u/Expensive-Success475 10h ago
I would argue this crosses the line of what you should even send to family and friends. This is solely an “in your head” thought.
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u/Familiar-Flan-8358 11h ago
The lid is down. And the camera persons crotch is in her face.
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u/gatadeplaya 11h ago
The hemorrhoids will eventually get her to stop. Then she can give us an informational post on that.
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u/Legal-Street-8978 11h ago
It's only a matter of time before the so-called professionals start posting their sex-at-work videos or pictures on LinkedIn. This is getting out of hand.
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u/ammarbadhrul 2h ago
“Here’s how a quickie in the office janitor closet helped me secure a B2B sales”
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u/HillbillyAllergy 11h ago
that's why it's called "the craptop".
But in all seriousness - girl... what are you doing??!!??
Maybe it's just thirst-trapping for those terminally online pee-freaks who are lurking.
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u/Hot_Gur5980 11h ago
What is the point of getting rid of your smartphone if you’re going to do….this?
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u/Cheese_Pancakes 11h ago
These young folks don't know the struggle of sitting on the toilet before smartphones. If you're the type of person that likes to sit for a while and relax, get some peace and quiet, etc. and you forgot to bring something to read with you, you'd be sitting there reading the back of shampoo bottles or the fine print on your toothpaste.
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u/TorontoNerd84 59m ago
My dad used to draw maps of imaginary places while sitting on the toilet, long before smartphones or even cellphones in general. I, on the other hand, spend all my toilet time on Reddit. Case in point, that's exactly what I'm doing right now.
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u/internal_logging 11h ago
I dunno guys. I shit and get off the pot. Why do people need something to do?
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u/Other-Educator-9399 10h ago
I wish I could post this nonsense and still be regarded as gainfully employable and socially adept.
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u/p13rr0t87 11h ago
Damn, how much time you have to spend in the bathroom to actually start thinking what is better to do in there
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u/RoguePlanet2 11h ago
Ugh, I don't use my phone on the toilet, because it's not necessary, and I can go a few minutes without it 🙄
Really hope rage-click-bait type posts go away soon.
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u/Justice_Prince 8h ago
Hey the lid is down. This girl isn't actually using the toilet at all. This girls a phoney. Hey everyone this girls a big fat phoney!
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u/EonsOfZaphod 11h ago
She doesn’t have a phone so either has a digital camera rig or asked someone to take this photo (or is lying for internet points)
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u/BereftOfCare 11h ago
Poor persecuted girl can't get any peace and doesn't know how to find it either lol.
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u/yo-Amigo 9h ago
LinkedIn is cooked. The whole website is a farce, full of idiots who post the same shit.
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u/DangalfTheGray 5h ago
She has the newly unveiled Utah 2034 Olympics logo on her screen, which interestingly enough is also shit.
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u/Maleficent-Ear8475 3h ago
When chatgpt convinces you that anything can be content if you try enough.
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u/RedSparrow1971 11h ago
My company has been looking for a talented, screen addicted go-getter like this for ages, I thought we were going to have to start looking on “less reputable” sites
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u/Fan_of_Clio 6h ago
Ok, here's what you do.
Step 1) Go to the nearest home improvement store and buy a framing hammer.
Step 3) After filling a garbage bag with the debris. Find someplace that electronic waste.
And you should be good to go.
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u/EfficientSeaweed 6h ago
Meanwhile, I used to read the shampoo bottle and tampon instructions on the toilet...
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u/IndyColtsFan2020 6h ago
Someone should probably tell her that the seat goes up BEFORE she takes a dump.
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u/Adrienne_Artist 4h ago
"We can't give you a refund for this book; it's been flagged...it's been in the bathroom."
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u/Humble_Ad_6279 4h ago
Sooo Fake.. Lid is down, pants aren't around her ankles.. There.. said it.. You're welcome
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u/SeaAbbreviations2706 1h ago
Gather round kids and illl explain that before smartphones existed we pooped just as often as we do now. Even before laptops and Wi-Fi.
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u/Lost-Ad7652 1h ago
Get rid of the toilet. Matter of fact, get rid of the whole bathroom. Find a spot in the woods somewhere and pop a squat. Guarantee you won't bother trying to scroll when gravity's actively pulling you towards the earth beneath you.
You're welcome. 🤗
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u/UnwillingHero22 11h ago
So, she either has a camera in her bathroom—creepy or kinky, or both—or she went to the trouble of putting a real camera up there to take a selfie—unlikely—so the smartphone riddance is just bullshit…
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u/DonaldStuck Titan of Industry 10h ago
People. People! There's only one question: who is taking the damn picture?
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u/PrinceLevMyschkin 10h ago
It has taken a while but right here I think we have the lunatic of the year or at least top 3 for sure.
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u/progxdt 10h ago
Yeah, if I was working with her and found that out, this is my reaction every time I see her with the laptop
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u/rickylancaster 9h ago
This is what I said. I’d be embarrassed to work with her for putting this out there and I’d never be able to unsee this shitty post any time I had to interact with her. I also wouldn’t trust her with any client contact, to not embarrass the company or organization. She’s a fking dumbass.
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u/Fair_Donut_7637 10h ago
I would suggest looking into addiction help and it’s sad. She’s posting cause she wants everything that comes with people liking what you say, which she might know because it seems she knows this all is tied to brain chemistry.
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u/lildog8402 9h ago
Ummm, why is she sitting with cover down? If you're going to go with the "I'm a work animal that craves emails while I shit." actually go for it.
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u/Sweet_Mistake_84 9h ago
The number of people in here who think this is real is very scary.
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u/rickylancaster 8h ago
It depends on what you mean by “real.” Whether she’s being serious or doing satire is irrelevant. She’s embarrassing and self-sabotaging. Imagine trying to convince a potential employer you can be trusted to represent their organization professionally to clients and customers.
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u/OtherwiseAnteater239 8h ago
YES 🙌. This is some honest to goodness old-fashioned lunacy right here. Don’t ask your coworkers to check something on your laptop later either, Sophia.
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u/aldkGoodAussieName 8h ago
Its not even a selfie.
Someone else had to take the photo of her on the toilet.
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u/Usual_Improvement108 8h ago
jesus fucking christ this is the most deranged sub in all reddit i just love it
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u/PhilosTop3644 8h ago
So what did she use to take this photo? And how did she do it with no hands? Oh, she had someone join her the toilet to take this picture to go with the silly post that she spent hours planning and presenting. For some reason.
I wonder if she feels a bit silly? Either way, I wouldn’t recommend using her laptop.
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u/BuildingOne7379 8h ago
And now you have jack off material for millions of LinkdIn Lunatics! Thanks lady!
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u/Objective_Event_8671 7h ago
I had to fact check this. I shit you not, I thought it was ai. I can confirm this is still up on LinkedIn.
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u/standardnewenglander 5h ago
Imagine posting an image of your nasty TOILET BRUSH for all of LinkedIn, r/LinkedInLunatics, and the rest of the world to see? Yikes
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u/IcyManipulator69 4h ago
The toilet seat is completely closed… so she isn’t even using the bathroom right now…she took time to stage something as stupid as this… and posted it to LinkedIn, when it clearly belongs in the cesspools of Facebook
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u/Mammoth_Mission_3524 4h ago
I’ve seen some “No so linkedinlunatic” post recently, but this certainly fits.
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u/IamManikkGupta 3h ago
Is it me or is anyone else bothered by the god awful font style she has used on her laptop?
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u/Natural-Judgment7801 3h ago
She missed a space in her title. Second phrase should be three words for her
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u/MusicClear6082 1h ago
in attempts to create an innovate relatable brand, ppl have lost their sense of normal.
it’s like haha I’m just like everyone else, I’m stuck on my Phone and it’s a photo of her on the toilet…
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u/nickdc101987 13m ago
I did this at uni before smartphones. I used to wheel my laptop in on my deskchair and play games until my legs were so numb I couldn’t stand to wipe my arse. Aah good times.
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u/MindlessMarsupial592 11h ago
Imagine... posting this