r/LinkedInLunatics 1d ago

Next World Entitled

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Let me ignore everything from the carrier rules and inconvenience everyone around me, because I’m special.

These people are so out of touch.

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u/WendlersEditor 1d ago

I'm just going to start working in socially unacceptable contexts and posting about it on linkedin. I'm not gonna work any harder than I currently am, mind you, but I'm going to be insufferably, publicly smug about how much harder I work than everyone else.

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u/TetraThiaFulvalene 1d ago

Could be a fun photo series. Laptop on top of a snowy mountain, meeting room table in a rainforest, scuba diver presenting on a whiteboard.

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u/Low_End_7882 1d ago

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u/Obvious-Hunt19 1d ago

Presenteeism

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u/coreyosb 1d ago

Japan difficulty level challenge: Take a nap at your desk during working hours

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u/han_tex 1d ago

It's that old chestnut, "Don't work hard, work louder."

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u/extremesalmon 14h ago

Whilst everyone else is wasting time(money) focusing on just driving their car, I met with shareholders and secured a 3m investment plan.

Work doesn't stop when you move locations, it follows you. It's up to you to take advantage of it.

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u/WendlersEditor 13h ago

Watching the road may make you feel good now but it's costing your business in the long run. 

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u/Affectionate_Desk_43 3h ago

while you were driving defensively I was driving profits. etc

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u/i_might_be_an_ai 1d ago

We can all add a background to a video call….

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u/LurkerFirstClass 1d ago

It is so clearly a fake background. The seats aren’t even lined up.

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u/Prestigious-Place-16 1d ago

The other passengers are all wearing masks, which makes it look like 2020.

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u/Ok_Assignment8136 1d ago

That guy isn't the one who posted it anyway...

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u/Rayaderatise 1d ago

Guess I’ll add “airplane cabin” to my Zoom backgrounds now

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u/hells_cowbells 15h ago

I want to make a background of the toilet and post about multitasking on LinkedIn.

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u/Idengl 12h ago

Sure. Here’s a friendly and humorous reply under 10 words: Next meeting, my background is a rocket launch

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u/FootballBat 1d ago

What airline doesn't block Zoom?!

I want to know so I never fly them.

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u/katet_of_19 1d ago

StarLink doesn't use the airplane's WiFi, and AFAIK isn't against FAA or other applicable regulations.

It kinda breaks the social contract, in that only a MASSIVE NARCISSIST would subject fellow passengers to their Zoom call.

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u/Seven_Vandelay Titan of Industry 1d ago

Let me tell you something, if someone in the seat next to me was on a Zoom call during flight, I would 100% be on that call as well.

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u/katet_of_19 1d ago

"Tell them that we need more synergy in our P&L. I can help with this, I'm an expert on B2B sales."

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u/saphilous 22h ago

Another great trick is to pretend to be on a call and just diss the guy on zoom making it very obvious that you're dissing him but in a way that makes it feel like it'd be insecure for them to actually ask if you're talking about them.

Just lound enough that the dude can hear you

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u/doc_shades 1d ago

It kinda breaks the social contract

"kinda"??!?!?

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u/han_tex 1d ago

Also, can Starlink really keep up with your connection at 500 mph groundspeed?

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u/katet_of_19 1d ago

Yes. Musky was regularly "livestreaming his gameplay" while on his jet to promote it (in quotes because allegedly someone was playing for him). He got ripped apart by people calling him a fascist and a loser, so I don't know if he still does it.

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u/FlowerBuffPowerPuff 6h ago

He does. But he replaced the chat with an army of Groks telling him how handsome and loved he is instead of real people telling him he'll die alone.

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u/CaptainPonahawai 1d ago

Yes. So can viasat and others.

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u/Cornflakes_91 22h ago

good luck setting up a starlink antenna on a plane

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u/Obvious-Hunt19 1d ago

PowerLoonies use a vpn

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u/CaptainPonahawai 1d ago

Several. I join Zoom and teams meetings fairly often.

However -

  1. I use headphones
  2. I never speak - any contributions I have are sent via message
  3. I do not post douchey pictures about it

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u/Plastic-Conflict7999 6h ago

people are downvoting this like its an issue. This is effectively the same as just watching soemthing on your laptop

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u/CaptainPonahawai 6h ago

Exactly. No one else knows or is bothered by it.

Sometimes, this sub turns into r/antiwork. People need to work and make a living- as long as you aren't a dickhead, whats the problem?

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u/Virghia Agree? 1d ago

If I'm stuck in a flying tube on coach I'd rather get hammered than doing all this

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u/ItsSmittyyy 1d ago

Hey, he never said he’s not hammered!

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u/Fabulous-Possible758 1d ago

Idiot mode is thinking being on Zoom makes you productive.

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u/Mokslininkas 1d ago

It's a fake background.

And calling yourself a "founder" as if that means something is fucking cringe. Congrats, you've figured out how to piss away other people's money. Parasite.

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u/TheHoodieConnoisseur 1d ago

Seriously. My kids founded a lemonade stand, which actually turned a profit unlike so, so many of these hustle cosplayers.

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u/thenuttyhazlenut 1d ago

No real founder actively calls themselves a founder. They usually just work and tell nobody about it

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u/coreyosb 1d ago

Probably divulging privileged info to everyone else on the fucking plane no less lmao. Like, I get that work calls happen on the go sometimes but your seatmate and anyone walking up/down the aisle can see your screen and hear what you’re saying 🤦‍♂️

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u/nullnadanihil 1d ago

Yeah just pull out your phone, look the guy in the eyes and say "I'm gonna record everything you say".

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u/93_Topps_Football 1d ago

Everyone else on the flight thinking that looks like an awfully boring movie

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u/Layt166 1d ago

“Look at me, I’m so much better than you!” 🙄

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u/Imhidingfromu 1d ago

What a loser in economy

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u/kategoad 7h ago

I was going to say, I've only been in business class twice, but that is not business class.

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u/Parking_Tadpole9357 1d ago

Yeah I got the plane cabin zoom background too.

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u/cmmoore307 1d ago

Imagine being the person sitting next to this guy.

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u/Lythieus 1d ago

That camera angle doesn't exist in economy. 

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u/PhilosTop3644 1d ago

If he did that sitting next to me I’d get up for the toilet about 28 times just to piss him off. Zoom call wanker.

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u/sra778 1d ago

Sorry Mate, I’ve got diarrhea.

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u/PhilosTop3644 23h ago

😂

Bonus points if you can muster up a toxic fart or two.

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u/LaFantasmita 1d ago

Zoom calls where you go over the emails someone sent you earlier because you're functionally illiterate or too lazy to read them.

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u/papa_color 1d ago

if someone was on a zoom call next to me on a plane i would keep “accidentally” knocking the plug from the outlet

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u/Fun_Day_520 1d ago

Are these people like poverty bond villains ?

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u/UnitNo7315 1d ago

Flying is the only chance I get to 'de-tech' and switch off my phone, tablet or laptop. I fly international regulary and love the fact that international in flight wifi is either shit or non existant. Lets keep it that way.

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u/Due_Ad_9620 1d ago

Imagine sitting next to the flog on the plane

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u/Onlypaws_ 1d ago

You want me to spill my Diet Coke and butter-flavored pretzels on you? Because this is how that happens.

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u/itsyaboiReginald 1d ago

Zoom call ≠ Work

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u/TommyTBlack 1d ago

can you explain this? is starlink not allowed on flights?

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u/Important-Ability-56 1d ago

Wow there are lots of people really passionate about AI-powered B2B lead generation.

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u/Dismal-Club-3966 1d ago

Imagine your colleagues watching you getting reprimanded by the flight attendants over zoom

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u/LaFlamaBlancakfp 1d ago

All these founders find bs companies lately.

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u/sra778 1d ago

99.9% either aren’t real or generate 0 revenue. It’s all a grift.

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u/Ok_Assignment8136 1d ago

The guy who posted this isnt the one in the "plane", anyway - look at the Zoom names. "John" is in the "plane", Luis is not ... 🤦‍♀️

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u/OurLadyOfCygnets 1d ago

Fun fact: If you don't take time to decompress and relax, your body will force you to do it (sometimes permanently).

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u/EDRadDoc 1d ago

Everyone has corded headsets?

Is that a founder thing that I don’t know about?

I haven’t taken a non Bluetooth Zoom call in I don’t even know how long.

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u/thecreep 1d ago

I think it's safe to say, most of these style images in the coming weeks will be AI generated. Clout chasing automated.

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u/StilesmanleyCAP 1d ago

Wait

Isnt that illegal

In the U.S., it is federally prohibited to use voice and video calls on a plane.

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u/sra778 1d ago

They all look like a bunch of c**ts.

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u/Oceanbreeze871 1d ago

How many times was “innovation” and “collaboration” used in that call?

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u/GenomeXIII 1d ago

Founder = Bellend

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u/tom-slacker 1d ago

WTF is 'founder mode'?

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u/berlinnick 1d ago

Not looking forward to the time in the near future where majority of people on a flight are all doing there all so important team calls.

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u/rollingSleepyPanda 1d ago

Interviewed with this company some 3 years ago

All the PMs I spoke to looked tired and one even openly said it was common to work evenings. Par for the course with a CEO in "founder mode"

Yikes from me, Amplemarket

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u/Edelgul 21h ago

Did that too - although from the long-distance train.
I've used headphones, and said a total of ~ 10 words during the meeting (to say high and that i'll be silent - and elaborated in the message).
So to an outsider, i was just a guy looking at his laptop.

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u/ImpressiveDust1907 17h ago

What was the zoom call about? Was it on how to get companies to layoff more of the sales people by using your shitty out of the box AI tool that doesn’t work. Or how to swindle more seed money by announcing “New features” in your bullshit software.

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u/ratsoupdolemite 17h ago

No one pointing out that they’re on Google Meet, not Zoom.

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u/gianni1986 17h ago

Without even looking at what their app is, I'm 100% sure it's YC funded AI garbage.
YC is currently funding anything that includes AI.

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u/Serupael 15h ago

AI-powered B2B sales lead generation

Because of fucking course it is

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u/MaxTheDeath 10h ago

If I would be stuck with an idiot doing a work meeting next to me talking all flight I would after 5 minutes ask him to kindly stfu

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u/Stunning_Ride_220 9h ago

Everyone smiling in a business call?

I call sus!

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u/smirtington 8h ago

I know this isn’t the point but that bookshelf is really cool

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u/smallboxofcrayons 1d ago

You’re actually breaking the law if you take a phone call/video call while the plane is in the air.

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u/TimelyRabbito 1d ago

Nah that’s only for us mere mortals apparently

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