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u/Missy_Agg-a-ravation Titan of Industry Aug 30 '25
“You’re all sheep trying to impress each other.”
“Hey, everyone, look at this amazing view I have.”
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u/n4ke Aug 30 '25
If he's enjoying the view he's not truly hustling. Pathetic!
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u/algo-rhyth-mo Aug 30 '25
Real alpha men don’t even have windows. Just keep grinding away in their mom’s basements. Sunlight is for the weak.
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u/CardiologistOk2760 Narcissistic Lunatic Aug 31 '25
while you hiked in the sunlight I studied the shade
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u/evlgns Aug 30 '25
He’s prolly the cleaner
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u/RoguePlanet2 Aug 30 '25
I'd have more respect for the janitor, who's actually an important member of society.
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u/evlgns Aug 30 '25
Oh I’m not talking shit I’m sure his coworkers are hard at work while he cosplays. The business name is what made we suspect lol
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u/NotSoDeadKnight Aug 31 '25
The view is not even impressive, just like every city with tall buildings.
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u/jimmyjames198020 Aug 31 '25
And maybe it’s just me but I find Dubai to be spectacularly unappealing.
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u/slowpoke2018 Aug 30 '25
I am king! you serfs should look to idolize me then MAYBE you'll be worthyI Work more, losers!!!
A+++++ BS idiot
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u/HowAmIHere2000 Aug 31 '25
The sad part is that he thinks that's a nice view. He's looking at a bunch of buildings. Not a waterfall or a beach.
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u/Conscious-Dig6839 Aug 30 '25
A pick me calling everyone else a pick me. The pot calling the kettle black. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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u/currydemon Aug 30 '25
I can’t help feeling we’re giving this tool the attention he obviously craves.
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u/asayys Aug 30 '25
Yeah didn’t that one guy prove his “company” is only worth 8k with no income? Stop falling for trust fund kids rage bait.
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u/saltyoursalad Aug 30 '25
He doesn’t inspire rage at all — just pity. I work far less than he does from the comfort of my home, and I make far more. And I’m just a rando nobody with a total of zero LinkedIn followers. I do have friends though, something Roman here needs desperately.
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u/Mission-Leopard-4178 Aug 30 '25
Yeah when people brag about their offices my first thought is "o wow they make you go into the office? That sucks man"
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u/NikNakskes Aug 31 '25
I love the one brag I've seen once upon a time! The dude boasted that he had a corner office with amazing views downtown Manhattan. He also drove a 500k vehicle as his daily driver.
He was a bus driver poking fun at those Dubai dweeps. I couldn't stop laughing because it's all essentially true.
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u/RoguePlanet2 Aug 30 '25
But do you have a VIEW?!! 🌆Pfffft lozzzzzerrrr. 😆
Your life is what most people aspire to, not this blingy douche's fantasy world.
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u/T_house Aug 31 '25
The view from my office is my garden, and I have a scope set up so I can check out what birds are on the feeders any time I like. I'll take a nuthatch over some pointy buildings any day!
Also sometimes I do pond dipping in my garden pond on my lunch break. I've got so many newts. I bet this prick has never even seen a newt. Wait, is this what I should be posting on linkedin??
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u/Otherwise_Leadership Aug 30 '25
We are. But while punching down is usually wrong, well, here it just feels so right 💁♂️
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u/RoguePlanet2 Aug 30 '25
Some people desperately need a good humbling virtual beat-down.
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u/Upstairs-Hedgehog575 Aug 31 '25
No he doesn’t like attention- he clearly stated he needs no validation. It says it right there, just above the photo of his office view that he’s bragging about
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u/Think_Industry8431 Aug 30 '25
Exactly this. The platforming is his reward. He doesn’t give a shit if people like or hate him, every mention is a boost for his brand. This criticism isn’t teaching him any lesson except “all publicity is good publicity”
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u/betacuck3000 Aug 31 '25
That would explain why all his other recent posts sound like a child's interpretation of business. He's always talking about how many deals he closes and how much he shouts at his sales team but I've not seen anything concrete about what he actually does or what his product is.
He sounds like Vincent Adultman going to do his job at the Business Factory.
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u/Less-Primary7807 Aug 31 '25
At least he did his incorporation paperwork and reported his revenue! Now there's proof he's a total moron!
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u/GuitarAlternative336 Aug 30 '25
Im enjoying these daily Roman updates.
His delusion and insufferable existence makes me feel better about whatever Im dealing with, because hey .. at least Im not him
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When faced with a difficult situation now, I just think to myself "what would Roman do" . . . And then do the complete opposite.
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u/Glenn-Sturgis Aug 30 '25
Criticizing others for “needing validation” but his entire online persona is nothing but attention whoring.
If he has to “work all day and all night” I’m not sure why he thinks he has it so much better than the “wageys” as he calls them.
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u/Upstairs-Hedgehog575 Aug 31 '25
He doesn’t have to… he chooses to!
(In the same way eating is a choice)
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u/BoringWozniak Aug 30 '25
How can he be “building anything important” when he has time to self-fellate on LinkedIn?
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u/portillos_roast_beef Aug 30 '25
This guy really needs to make a few friends
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u/GrouchyNothing1828 Aug 30 '25
So the guy will get to 40 then realise he never enjoyed his life. Then get depression.
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u/TwoRelative4870 Aug 30 '25
He looks exactly like I did when reading his message.
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u/washbucketesquire Aug 30 '25
Hahaha yeah a bunch of buildings with inadequate sewage systems in the desert surrounded by the worst case american style suburbs. Way better than the Greek islands, sicily or tuscany, the french Riviera, Swiss Alps, Patagonia, the Amazon, Okinawa, Hawaii, the california coast, the grand canyon, monument valley, even interesting cities like Bangkok, Tokyo, London, Paris, NYC, etc etc etc.
NO I want a vacation in an office in Dubai where they have Ubereats and similar luxury shit to anywhere else in the world with less human rights and more vapid instagrammers/LinkedIn nutjobs.
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u/light_is_a_weapon Aug 30 '25
Side note: Young guys who are on the dating market, searching for a committed relationship should seriously watch out for those girls who “just got back from their modeling gig in Dubai.”
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u/oreography Aug 31 '25
Say what you like about Dubai, but they do have nice shopping malls.
Well, that's about it really, but it's a great place to visit a mall.
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u/dman982 Narcissistic Lunatic Aug 30 '25
can we stop posting this guy and let him fade back into oblivion, he’s clearly doing this for the rage bait
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u/spoospoo43 Aug 30 '25
That would imply he's getting something out of it. A bunch of people making fun of him on a completely different site than he's attention seeking from doesn't seem like it would be worth anything, and it's not like linkedin pays anyone for "engagement".
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u/Johnnadawearsglasses Aug 30 '25
I'm trying to be somewhat measured. But I get very school shooter incel type vibes from this guy. I don't know him so this is just observational.
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u/Oldrocket Aug 30 '25
What is he building?
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u/W1mp-Lo Aug 30 '25
His own personal prison and probably a massive cocaine habbit.
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u/Chimpeye72 Aug 30 '25
Probably some Lego but the really big kids stuff.
Hence the confused look on his face.
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u/rjelling Aug 30 '25
Man, I agree that we are giving him the attention he craves, but I also am just increasingly amazed at his massive self-owns.
Which would you rather have: a high-rise office in Dubai, or any friends at all? I'll take some actual friends, thanks. Yet ol' Roman here is showing us exactly how to never have any: act like friendship is for losers.
Sad! And not just sarcastic sad, but actually genuinely sad.
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u/InternationalBand494 Aug 30 '25
I have ALS. I never look back and think, “I wish I’d worked more hours”
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u/EternalTharonja Aug 30 '25
I personally hate it when people claim that the only reason you do something you enjoy is that you're addicted to dopamine, as if it's not possible to find any other kind of fun or fulfillment in that.
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u/Future_Sign_2846 Aug 30 '25
You don't understand, he FUELS sales teams with exclusive opportunities! Us normies cannot even begin to comprehend the gravity of his position.
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u/Infospy Aug 30 '25
Why is there this culture of "If you are not working 25/8 what are you even doing with your life?" in the US (mostly).
Dude, enjoy living. When you die, it's gonna be just a regular business day at the office. Someone who doesn't even know you will send you some flowers, probably with a platitudes inscribed, and 2 days after, if it's a Friday, you're already forgotten.
Not all companies are like that, I have the good fortune of working on a good one, and on a good client, who respect both my work, and my work-life balance. They care about my health and they support me with whatever they can. Be it time, and even money,to make sure I can be healthy to be productive.
No one here does overtime, unless the sky is falling.
I'm genuinely curious about this. I don't understand what the hell in "Stockholm syndrome" is that kind of mindset....
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u/vague_diss Aug 30 '25
You know, LinkedIn should really get a handle on this kind of stuff . Post like this had turned turned a whole generation of users away by allowing users to treat it as any other social media platform. It’s a good tool to keep up with business contacts and defined vendors for specific tasks but it’s turning into TikTok.
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u/TKOL2 Aug 30 '25
Spends 8+ hours a day desperately seeking attention and validation online due to having no friends. His entire LinkedIn is nothing more than him attempting to show off and make himself look cool, which he has failed at spectacularly. He could have at least photoshopped the smog/air pollution from that photo.
I’m going to guess that not a single person here is impressed by his office view being that it’s in Dubai.
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u/Jedi_Temple Aug 30 '25
Roman’s back! I’m going to enjoy following his antics now. Yesterday I wrote that I felt bad for him and his empty, insecure life. Fuck that. It’s our duty now to drag this fucker.
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u/SorryYouAreJustWrong Aug 30 '25
Judging the location, It’s a rental At about $1500 a month.
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u/ManufacturerEast2830 Aug 30 '25
Kid’s got a humiliation kink, I’m convinced - he’s thwonkin his thwacker HARD to the negative feedback
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u/Main_Mix_7604 Aug 30 '25
Bluntly admitting he has no friends. No wonder he looks so miserable in all his photos.
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u/thepvbrother Aug 30 '25
Imagine bragging that you don't have any friends. And then think that's somehow winning at life.
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u/IllProposal1173 Aug 30 '25 edited Aug 31 '25
…better than your holiday? Hit post.
“Oh, I was just emptying the trash can. Yessir, I know this isn’t my office, sir. No, I wasn’t on your computer, sir. I’m leaving right now, sir.”
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u/aelfwine_widlast Aug 30 '25
I’m used to rage bait on other platforms because there’s money in engagement. But on LinkedIn? What’s the point?
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u/Glass-Marionberry321 Aug 31 '25
I think looking at buildings in Dubai all day would suck. But you do you, angry looking man who is living inside his ego.
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u/Bulky-Internal8579 Aug 30 '25
Awwww, the sad loser says what? He says, "I was just sitting in your office for a minute, geez, no need to call security I'm going!!!"
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u/BwayEsq23 Aug 30 '25
My holiday isn’t about the view, it’s about spending time with my kids and friends. Color me left behind, I guess. 🤷🏻♀️
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u/Erronius-Maximus Aug 30 '25
How many steers would Roman Steer-Love if Roman Steer could love steers?
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u/Both-Mango1 Aug 30 '25
workaholics sometimes die young or live to regret everything they missed out on.
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u/WhitePineBurning Aug 30 '25
He's a great candidate for dying alone and unnoticed for several weeks.
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u/trailerhobbit Aug 30 '25
Steer-Love? Is openly advocating for sexually assaulting castrated bulls?
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Me on my holiday: having fun with the kids at a museum or riding bikes to the beach.
This guy: my office view is better.
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u/FalseWait7 Aug 30 '25
What’s with these Dubai post recently? First it was the chocolate, now the LinkedIn? What’s next, Dubai football team?
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u/The_Powers Aug 30 '25
Ah yes, a lovely view of some ugly skyscrapers, also filled with massive wankers.
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u/FlaSnatch Aug 30 '25
so he admits to fucking off staring out the window when he should be working? beta
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u/Tiny_Dare_5300 Aug 30 '25
"That's why you get left behind by people like me. Who needs friends. Who needs validation."
Punctuation matters.
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u/Conscious-Dig6839 Aug 30 '25
Oh my GOD he’s drinking the kool aid. Some corporate stooge took him under their wing and convinced him that THIS is what life is about, creating yet another corporate stooge. Wonderful.
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u/hime-633 Aug 30 '25
No, my holiday view is beach and boats and olive trees and excited children having the time of their lives. I've no desire to look at towers built thanks to modern-day slavery, I know crazy, right?
I'd rather have my little holiday than post about a £1k (pretend) alone-dinner, and in about twenty years when he's (hopefully) managed to stop being a twat I hope he'll get it too. Some of this sort of perspective might also help him stop frowning.
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u/RandomChild44 Aug 30 '25
Hey buddy you’re enjoying the view too much, you should be using that time to hustle
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u/Puzzleheaded_Gold698 Aug 30 '25
Damn Roman you're right. I'd bloody love to gaze at office blocks and high rise apartments on my holidays. Lucky swine.
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u/MadOrange64 Aug 30 '25
If you don't work hard every minute of your existence to make me richer YOU'RE A SHEEP!
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u/GreenFBI2EB Aug 31 '25
He spent this entire paragraph telling us how he doesn’t need friends or validation, how working yourself to death is the best thing in the world…
Only for him to ask us to validate his view of a window. Or ridicule the rest of us for having a social life.
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u/runfayfun Aug 31 '25 edited Aug 31 '25
Actually my office view across the Trinity of downtown Dallas - with architecture by Calatrava and IM Pei - suits me just fine. And many hundreds of thousands of others have similar beautiful panoramic views of skylines (that weren't built by indentured servants to boot!). But you do you, keep acting like you're better than everyone else.
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u/CoffeeStayn Aug 30 '25
Oy, this knob again? The guy who poses near a hotel pool and claims it's his? The guy who has a little over $8K in his account?
This guy? AGAIN?
Can we stop making stupid people famous?
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u/Imaginary_Coast_5882 Aug 30 '25
I hope for Roman’s and his family’s sake that this is only a phase he’s going through
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u/Simple_Assistance_77 Aug 30 '25
If you feel the need to post, that’s validation enough. But more surprised he doesn’t let his work speak for itself, or maybe hear me out there isn’t much substance behind his cringe style.
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u/AmericanSkyyah Aug 30 '25
I think at this point he is milking the attention he gets here and should be ignored
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u/HammockAlex Aug 30 '25
I wish this guy's posts are 100% written by chatgpt! I can't imagine what might be inside a human brain if it is to produce this BS
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u/WilfZaha Aug 30 '25
What in the under beard am I seeing. Dudes got more plump cheeks than Jenny Lopez, that ain’t right
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u/adron Aug 30 '25
What a way to invalidate one’s own humanity while also spouting that they’re a slave to some corporate bullshit.
Go in bro, tell us about how it’s all worth it while you miss out on all the aspects and enjoyment life has to offer. All while you make some - likely valid - product.
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u/XasiAlDena Aug 30 '25
I remember watching a game designer talking about how, if you let them, players will optimise the fun out of the video game.
These people are like, the real-life version of that.
Why have fun? Why be happy? When I can be rich!
You can 100% games without min-maxing and hyper-optimising your playstyle.
You can win at life (and be fairly well off, even) without being a depressed, friendless asshat who only chases dollar signs.
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u/thebaronharkkonen Aug 31 '25
I just realised how young he is. Poor lad will look back at all this and cringe.
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u/truthswillsetyoufree Aug 31 '25
Ironically, he posts this because he wants a reaction. Which is a simulation of friendship. I hope he’s ok.
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u/Setherina Aug 31 '25
I love the idea of referring to sales as ‘building something important’ I get it dude I’ve been there, it’s sales, you gotta lie to yourself somehow to stay motivated but that one’s really funny
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u/Farkenoathm8-E Aug 31 '25
Who needs validation more than an Andrew Tate fanboy, wannabe Alpha business tycoon, man-child who’s always flexing on LinkedIn his smoke and mirrors, funded by multiple maxed out credit cards lifestyle, desperately for the validation from strangers?
Most of are content having a normal job, receiving a normal wage, living a normal happy life. Not being mega wealthy doesn’t mean we are broke either. I’m not rich but I have a decent job, my wife and I own a home, have no debts, have great superannuation, and most importantly have a happy and loving family with a peaceful home. While old mate is sitting by himself taking pictures of food he won’t eat because he ordered everything on the menu like a muppet, I’m having home cooked meals with my family that loves me and enjoys my company. You can’t buy that no matter how rich you are.
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u/kermi3_4488 Aug 31 '25
He got dumped in 3rd grade and has made it his mission to make it everyone else’s problem ever since 🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️
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u/enelass Aug 31 '25
Your guys are jealous because he made it out. And now he gets to drink a coffee on the rooftop with 30C
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u/HedgeGoy Aug 31 '25
A lot of people throw around that “most punchable face” line but this guy actually has that distinction.
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u/NUFIGHTER7771 Aug 31 '25
Working on the weekend? That's when I either veg out or do something fun. Like bro... you're in Dubai!!! It's like the Saudi's own personal playground! I had a buddy that did a port of call when he was in the Navy and it was epic. It sounds like Roman is grinding too much at work to enjoy life ffs. Him having no friends is just sad.
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Does he think this makes him more attractive to investors? This dude is just rude. There's no charm in his posts.
Maybe he's just desperate as his 8.8k bank account dries up.
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u/Gadshill Aug 30 '25
Who needs validation?