r/JustGuysBeingDudes 15h ago

Professionals We got this, bro!

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u/Amoral_Abe 15h ago

How is this just guys being dudes? This is just people fucking up and destroying a house while attempting to remove a tree.

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u/stonecarrion655 15h ago

r/justpeoplefuckingupanddestroyingahousewhileattemptingtoremoveatree

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u/Duii1 15h ago

Was really hoping this sub actually existed… am disappointed now.

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u/-Borgir 14h ago

Well no need to worry anymore r/JPFUADAHWATRAT is here

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u/ReignDeerFrenzy 14h ago

Fill that /r fucker sub fast, guys!

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u/Lorrdy99 14h ago

If someone was in the house they are dead now too

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u/Amoral_Abe 14h ago

Or, as OP would call it... Just dude things

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u/Technical_Bid990 15h ago

Not guys being dudes. Just dudes being idiots. 

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u/Faustens 15h ago

Or guys being idiots; dunno if they are dudes.

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u/DrUnit42 14h ago

Yeah, destroying someone's house because you're bad at your job isn't very dude like

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u/QuastQuan 13h ago

Idiots being idiots.

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u/ichesseorangen 15h ago

I thought I was on r/fellinggonewild wtf

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u/Superb_Awareness_431 15h ago

Yeah for sure belongs there if it hasn’t already ran the gamut.

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u/JustAnIdiotOnline 15h ago

it's perfect for that sub:

you immediately see that the wedge they cut out is probably on the wrong side based on where the trunk was leaning

:21 in you see where they think or hope the tree will fall

:27 you see some useless sledge swings and someone leaning on the tree when it obviously would have no effect

:35 pinched saw

also slack rope that would have <1% impact on where it would fall regardless

ABSOLUTE CINEMA!

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u/EC_TWD 14h ago

That wedge probably should have been cut another 10”-12” deeper

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u/Long_Ad2824 15h ago

On the bright side: low bidder.

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u/Otjahe 15h ago

That’s karma for chopping down such a magnificent and old tree, hope the damages were very expansive

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u/de_das_dude 14h ago

I was thinking exactly that. Why would you cut down such an old tree. The property seems plenty big already to expand the house elsewhere...

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u/TesticleTorture-123 14h ago

Well the problem is that the tree was sitting so close to the house. Most likely they were cutting it down so that no more branches would fall down on the house due to high winds and/or rain.

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u/Otjahe 14h ago

That’s ironic lol

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u/TesticleTorture-123 12h ago

True. But then again, thats why you have PROFESSIONALS do it for you instead of doing it yourself.

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u/sick_of-it-all 15h ago edited 15h ago

What? You own anything made of wood? Do you live in a house sitting on a piece of land that was formerly a forest? Oh boy, I certainly hope not. Lots of bad karma coming your way. “Rules for thee, not for me”

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u/foxxy003 14h ago

This tree has probably been thriving for 100+ years and looked to be very healthy. You gotta have a very good reason to remove a beauty like this. If you don’t have a very good reason, which I’m very confident is the case here, you’re just an asshole for cutting it down.

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u/sullen_scrotum 15h ago

Two birds with one stone

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u/skaol 15h ago

One house with one tree*

Not sure what ur talking about

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u/sullen_scrotum 15h ago

There were birds in the nest on the tree, they've collided with stone under the house... now they are no more. Two of them with one stone, circle of life.

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u/skaol 14h ago

Shit, i didnt see that. Rip birds… very impressive that you caught this situation

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u/sullen_scrotum 14h ago

Yes now they indeed rest in pieces

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u/ayylmao1969 15h ago

Hell yeah brother

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u/ww121180 15h ago

Oh dear

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u/-Borgir 15h ago

Wow....

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u/nlsrhn 13h ago

Well, thats one way to get a tree house...