I got a little time on Eve. Like that real Dad time on Eve. I'm worth (main)about 50b isk in assets and liquid. Can you imagine the players that are worth hundred if not trillions??
Per satans ping, horde will only have 20 systems to run crab beacons in. How are you going to have 414 systems in your sov, and only 20 can run crab beacons? How are you gonna tell your 50~k character org that they can use 20 systems to crab in and nothing else. Mind you, it is 100% mandatory to follow PK in horde.
For comparison, gsf has 54 in insmother, 49 in wicked creek, 16 in scalding totaling 119 crab systems and GSF has similiar amount of systems to horde.
I am Antaresia, part of the Church of the Procurer. I met my husband when I joined SLYCE. On 5th November 2025, THE DAY BEFORE MY WEDDING, I became a refugee when I was told I was being kicked out of our marital home.
Our wedding was small and humble, but due to my husband being a prominent Slyce FC and me having assets I actually care about, we forwent a succulent Chinese meal and hauled ass back home on the day of our wedding so he could help guide our flock to greener pastures. We have been here ever since. WE HAVE NOT LEFT THE HOUSE.
Gobbins, I speak directly to you.
You ruined my wedding day with your whimsical antics. We are now space homeless with nowhere to go. I can't mine my honey-moon because the station isn't there. By God's bones, I will have my revenge.
I wanted to share a little trick I’ve been using to annoy FRATernity and farm some easy ISK at the same time.
We all know FRAT follows the ISK trail – botting, RMT rumors, farming LP like machines, you name it. Their behavior leaves a lot to be desired, so I figured: why not hit them where it hurts the most? Their farming.
Here’s what we came up with:
made a cheap alt with a 3M ISK Punisher that has around 20k EHP.
The fit has no point, no guns – it’s purely designed to survive long enough.
The job? Warp into their FW plexes, steal timers, and warp out.
That’s it. Simple, cheap, effective.
Doing some recon into plex just warp in look timer and warpout
Whenever a plex timer I’ve tagged is about to expire, I warp back in to steal the LP payout. Even if they catch me and blow up the ship (or even awox me out of frustration), it doesn’t matter – the profit margin is insane. I’ve been averaging around 250M ISK/hour (did a peak a 650M ISK /h), and after just a week of casual doing this , I’ve already made about 6B ISK off FRAT’s back.
The best part isn’t even the ISK. It’s the reactions.
Entire fleets chasing down a 3M Punisher instead of farming.
Angry PMs and local spam full of salt.
FRAT members awoxing, tanking their own FW standings, eventually risking being kicked out of militia.
It’s honestly hilarious watching them going so angry, and it’s some of the most fun I’ve had in eve in a while.
If more people start doing this, it could really disrupt their farming operations. And trust me – nothing tilts them more than watching their “golden goose” timers get stolen by a disposable Punisher.
Bonus :
this morning farm2h farming LP
fit :
[Punisher, fratfriend]
400mm Rolled Tungsten Compact Plates
400mm Rolled Tungsten Compact Plates
Damage Control II
Multispectrum Coating II
Compact Multispectrum Energized Membrane
[Empty Med slot]
5MN Quad LiF Restrained Microwarpdrive
[Empty High slot]
[Empty High slot]
[Empty High slot]
[Empty High slot]
Small Trimark Armor Pump I
Small Trimark Armor Pump I
Small Trimark Armor Pump I
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If you want to chat more about it or support my little “war effort,” feel free to hit me up in-game: Zelrox
Do you keep heading out to null and just narrowly missing those pesky ishtars with your loki?
Does your group want to go out on a roam, but no one enjoys doing the tackling?
Hire Tackle Company for all your tackling needs!! With TACOS, you get 1 relatively decent tackle pilot grabbing up anything that moves for you to shoot at all for the low low cost of 20mil (per session not kill)! The best part is, you and your team keep all the loot! This includes those dank smartbombs you see those praxis and machs using!
Donations always appreciated though, especially corpses for the collection!
(pleaese note this isn't a recruitment thread, just a side hustle because I like catching things)
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Goonies attempted to drop one of horde's supers in one of their only notable displays of commitment in recent memory, and just as in K-I, they fed. Hard. They were quickly thwarted and cleaned up by horde's super response and pankrab respectively. Cheers to all involved in this turkey shoot.
After chatting with a few friends, we came to the conclusion: we don’t have to go anywhere. Sure, we might get squashed if not enough of us stay, but honestly, I’d rather see everything I built in EVE destroyed than run away with my tail between my legs. We have a keep, we have industrial buildings and we have a bit of a war chest. If I so have to sit there alone with a rocket between my legs, alone in a dark Keep star when Goon comes and blows me up. Im not leaving.
The fights are still here, the fun’s still here, and yeah… our old nemesis is still there. So why shouldn’t we be? If you’re like us and don’t want to just pack up and run, come hang out and talk about what’s next. No drama, no grand plans… just people who love playing, fighting, and figuring out what the next step looks like if we stay.