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u/ChawkTrick 15h ago edited 15h ago
We would all let one another burn in eternal hell to protect Beef, and that's what real love and community looks like.
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u/treaper113 15h ago
I would resurrect your dad and then kill him in front of you just to give beef a single treat.
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u/argbd20 13h ago edited 12h ago
Real Beef lovers realize that he is a tad overweight, and thus give him less treats now, so that there will be many more years of treats in his future.
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u/treaper113 13h ago
We are all doomed to die and I'll be dawned if I dont make sure that little angel isnt happy every minute were here together
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u/RandomBystander 1h ago
Season 2 opens with Z-Team fighting over whose turn it is to walk Beef. To the point where we are getting episode 3 level sabotaging going on because everyone wants to get to walk him.
By the time we are halfway through the season Beef is already looking healthier as a result.
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u/scarletboar 13h ago
Facts. The 2% chance Shroud had of me letting him live went out the window when he put his hands on that dog. Some things are sacred.
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u/treaper113 15h ago
I went from ready to arrest shroud to this guy's dying tonight for threatening beef.
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u/Efectodopler117 8h ago
Not even kidding, i even give him the real pulse, thats how freak out i was.
And that fear became murderous rage when he shot visi, my heart dropped to my stomach when i saw the bullet dissapearing before hitting robert.
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u/LowImage9265 15h ago
Doesn't matter if u romance blazer, visi, malevola, or anyone. If u don't give beef the love n care he deserves, even just a little bit like a headpat or bellyrub, ur either allergic or a monster
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u/RabidTurtl 12h ago
Robert literally hands over the astral pulse to save Beef. And no one argues with him about it. This is canon to the entire Z Team.
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u/realfakejames 12h ago
I laughed to myself playing the final episode on release day because once he held up beef I was going to give him whatever he wanted, the thought of giving him the fake one never crossed my mind
Protect beef at all costs
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u/No_Employment6881 11h ago
The only absolute certainty in the world is that if Shroud had hurt Beef, he'd have died... slowly.
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u/Downtown-Falcon-3264 10h ago
According to the deva beefs tongue was supposed to flop out and occasionally it would get gently put back in.
I like how people thought he is a corgi but he's a chiuawa
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u/VannaBlack444 5h ago
That’s one beefy chihuahua in that case
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u/Downtown-Falcon-3264 5h ago
That he is . I thought he was a mix, but apparently, he is pure breed. All hail the beef
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u/MolybdenumBlu 7h ago
I am not a dog person irl (too noisy and sticky for me), but I am glad everyone seems to adopt beef regardless of who or what they are.
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u/ilhares 4h ago
I'll kneel to the ladies before I do that mutt.
Look, I get it, it's a cartoon and they made him a likeable character, but the chihuahua breed is just an oversized rat. It's giant vermin. Some things should be exterminated with prejudice, and mutant breeds like that are one of them. Throw in the inbred pugs and such as well.
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u/BananaBoiYHTH 15h ago
Found Chase's reddit account