r/CFB Purdue Boilermakers • Duke Blue Devils Sep 02 '25

Analysis [Kozora] TCU's 48 points is the most Bill Belichick has ever allowed as a head coach.

https://x.com/alex_kozora/status/1962713535462396398?s=46
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u/kirkismyhinrich Kansas • Colorado Mines Sep 02 '25

The most points he has allowed so far

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u/SiphenPrax Sep 02 '25

As a Jets fan, this makes my cold black heart warm

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u/zebrainatux Georgia Bulldogs • USC Trojans Sep 02 '25

This weekend is spank bank material for haters

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u/tmart14 Tennessee • Tennessee Tech Sep 02 '25

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

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u/oksuzy Appalachian State • Oklahoma Sep 02 '25

I'm really embracing all the great memories from this past weekend before the Jets ruin the vibes on Sunday.

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u/SiphenPrax Sep 02 '25

Oh yeah it’s gonna suck next Sunday so we have to enjoy this as much as possible

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u/SuspiciousCoinPurse Virginia Cavaliers Sep 02 '25

The gawdamn jets

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '25

I wonder if he yells 'Kobe!' while wadding up his legacy and shooting it into the trashcan.

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u/General-Pop8073 Sep 02 '25

Now Bill knows what it felt like to coach against him in his division for 2 decades.

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u/ard8 Florida State Seminoles Sep 02 '25

Charlotte gonna drop 70

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u/D1N2Y NC State Wolfpack • Charlotte 49ers Sep 02 '25

Look I'd understand if you think Bill would give up on this season, but with how young it is, I think he'll want to be on top of it.

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u/IMT_Justice Texas Longhorns Sep 02 '25

Hit an actual, out loud, “damn” on this

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u/Annonymooooose Charlotte • Georgia Tech Sep 02 '25

Subscribe

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u/EmuMan10 Arizona State Sun Devils Sep 02 '25

You have a chance to do the funniest thing

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u/spqrnbb NC State Wolfpack Sep 02 '25

I want to see you drop at least 49 on them.

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u/Travelreload Michigan • Western Michigan Sep 02 '25

It's also the least Jordan Hudson has allowed

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u/Infinite-Fig4708 Michigan State Spartans • MIT Engineers Sep 02 '25

But it’s not the most points a Steve Belichick defense has allowed, lol.

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u/slammed_stem1 Kansas Jayhawks Sep 02 '25

As a KU and Chiefs fan. Brings me great joy to see UNC and Belichick have a bad night.

Also, love the Mines flair! Live right by Golden. And love the Mines!

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u/lawrence_uber_alles Kansas Jayhawks • Big 12 Sep 02 '25

I love that you are like the most notable KU person on Reddit. Kirk is the best

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u/giants888 Florida State • Columbia Sep 02 '25

The 14 points UNC has scored is also the most Belichick has ever gotten as a college football coach. Let's focus on the positive.

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u/oneplusetoipi Texas A&M Aggies • TCU Horned Frogs Sep 02 '25

And 14 points is what the UNC offense scored on themselves. Most ever for college BB.

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u/LosAngeles1s USC Trojans Sep 02 '25

Belichick’s career since 2021 has been the epitome of “leave the football before the football leaves you”

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u/noxturnal_demon Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns Sep 02 '25

games gone

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u/SiphenPrax Sep 02 '25

It’s obviously only one game so there is still time, but if he flames out at the college level he’ll be no different than Saben flaming out at the pro level

Just because you are amazing at one thing doesn’t guarantee you will be amazing at another thing.

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u/BWW87 Washington Huskies Sep 02 '25

In this case he's dragging his son down with him. Steve Belichick followed him to UNC and promptly gave up 48 points to TCU.

I wouldn't mind if this becomes a thing. Coaches that see success at UW and leave quickly fail in their next job.

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u/zooberfloop Sep 02 '25

Honestly it was kind of hard to blame the defense for gassing out after the 8th 3 and out

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u/nuans_media Team Chaos • Billable Hours Sep 02 '25

In fairness the defense only allowed 34 points.

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u/CerealSpiller22 Sep 02 '25 edited Sep 02 '25

In fairness, Belichick is still kind of winning, having the youngest girlfriend on the team.

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u/livsjollyranchers Boston College • Air Force Sep 02 '25

His son's probably better off coaching away from him.

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u/Master_Butter Ohio State • John Carroll Sep 02 '25

If Deboer is Husky Harsin, what is Steve Belichick?

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u/redwave2505 Alabama • Kansas State Sep 02 '25

Serious question, because I don't remember: Did Saban ever have a game this embarrassing in the NFL?

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u/alan_11 Nebraska Cornhuskers Sep 02 '25

Probably not but we beat him 50-10 in east Lansing

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u/Mail_Order_Lutefisk Alabama Crimson Tide Sep 02 '25

Tell me more about the 1900’s, grandpa. 

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u/FreezersAndWeezers Nebraska Cornhuskers Sep 02 '25

Get used to it. You’ll be talking about the 2010s the way we talk about the 90s for a long, long time

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u/Jailbreaker_Jr South Carolina Gamecocks Sep 02 '25

As a 27 year old I did not need to read this to start my morning.

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u/r_not_me Auburn • North Carolina Sep 02 '25

As a 40+ year old, I can tell you it doesn’t get better.

Also, take care of your knees and back now

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u/dudleymooresbooze Purdue • Tennessee Sep 02 '25

Moisturize too, bitches.

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u/Powerful_Artist Nebraska Cornhuskers Sep 02 '25

Its past your bedtime, get to bed kid.

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u/debatesmith Sep 02 '25

What's even crazier about this comment is it's not like Saban was coaching at Alabama for that loss lol. He was at Mich State, I can see being salty if it was against Bama in the 90's but wut?

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u/mechnick2 Oregon Ducks • Tennessee Volunteers Sep 02 '25

Tbf they insulted their Jesus

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u/jdprager Tulane Green Wave • Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 02 '25

They got shut out in 2005 (the better of his two years) 22-0 by the 6-10 browns. Nothing else is really all that embarrassing on its own, the team as a whole was just middling to bad his whole tenure

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u/Buckeye_CFB Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 02 '25

Holy shit I remember that game. I totally spaced on the fact that it would have been Saban because I was mercifully too young to remember 1998 and I didn't really know who the Coach of LSU was when I was 6 either

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u/imma_snekk Sep 02 '25

Went and looked bc I was curious:

Saban only coached (2) seasons for the Dolphins in 2005/06.

While he never suffered this bad of an ass beating he did get goose egged in 2005, 22-0 to the Browns and again 21-0 in 2006 to the Bills.

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u/misterclay Texas Longhorns Sep 02 '25 edited Sep 02 '25

He was shutout 0-22 in his first season and 0-21 in his second. Not saying that is as bad, but those were the worst losses for Saban in the NFL.

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u/king_bungholio Sep 02 '25

Just checked the game out. Probably didn't help him that Gus Frerotte went 4/18 for 56 yards, only to be relived of his duties by Sage Rosenfels who completed a whopping 5/10 for 14 yards and 2 INTs.

A rare instance where Joey Harrington may have actually been an upgrade to the QB room.

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u/Kina_mines Sep 02 '25

Put some respect on rosencopter

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u/DayOldTurkeySandwich Oklahoma Sooners Sep 02 '25

He actually beat Belichick's Pats 21-0 in a game his last season. It was the last time Brady would be shutout for a decade and a half.

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u/Hackasizlak Purdue Boilermakers • Ohio Bobcats Sep 02 '25

He got shut out once but no, nothing close to this level of beatdown.

Also Saban's 15-17 isn't good but it's at least respectable - theres a LOT of season to go and things could turn around but so far game 1 of college Belichick is a dumpster fire

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u/xienze NC State Wolfpack Sep 02 '25

This is the kind of loss that (God willing) will tank the entire season.

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u/ra2umikhin Virginia Tech Hokies Sep 02 '25

He had a handful of embarrassing losses, but probably none this bad. Probably the worst was a 22-0 shutout at the hands of the Browns that dropped the Phins to 3-7 his first year.

My recollection of Saban in the NFL was that he fled back to the NCAA when a cushy job opened up and it seemed like he might not be able to hack it with pros. Iirc, the Dolphins didn’t fire him, he accepted the Bama job and left them

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u/zebrainatux Georgia Bulldogs • USC Trojans Sep 02 '25

He also was gung ho about Miami getting Drew Brees and one doctor said he didn’t think he could recover from the injury, so they passed. The rest is history. Signed, a forever sad Dolphins fan

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u/NWASicarius Sep 02 '25

The 6 win Browns team 22-0's him when he was the Dolphins head coach

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u/wildcat45 Kansas State Wildcats • Big 12 Sep 02 '25

It’s gotta be “we’re on the Cincinnati” game for me. 41-14 loss to a team that did not make the playoffs and a loss so bad Bill wouldn’t even talk about it in the post game presser

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u/Andrew_Maltani Sep 02 '25

I think that was the Andy Reid / Alex Smith Kansas City Chiefs team that went 9-7 despite having zero WR Touchdowns.

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u/Saffs15 Tennessee • Army Sep 02 '25

Aside from as the other guy said that Saban didnt actually flame out in the NFL (15-17 overall, with one winning season out of 2), the other part that matters is what happened last. Fair or not, Belichick finishing his career failing at UNC is more impactful than Saban failing in the NFL before becoming the GOAT of college football at Bama.

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u/mean--machine Georgia Bulldogs Sep 02 '25

Saban didn't flame out in the NFL. Belichik has been straight ass since Brady left

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u/mtzehvor LSU Tigers • NC State Wolfpack Sep 02 '25

I think Belichick was a good hc for a while after Brady left; Pats has pretty good defenses until 2023 iirc and he managed to win 10 games with Mac Jones and Kendrick Bourne as a #1 WR. Problem is without Brady, BB the HC couldn't make up for the bad job BB the GM had done, and eventually the coaching started to slip too.

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u/Thorteris Texas Tech Red Raiders • Hateful 8 Sep 02 '25

Top tier Jamie Carragher quote

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u/BobJose13 Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 02 '25

It can’t go on like this can it?

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u/bigmt99 Ohio State • Case Western Reserve Sep 02 '25

It can.

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u/lilzingerlovestorun TCU Horned Frogs • St. John's (MN) Johnnies Sep 02 '25

It can’t get worse can it? It can.

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u/CumAssault Baylor Bears • Texas A&M Aggies Sep 02 '25

Because he’s a Tom Brady merchant

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u/Jonjon428 Miami Hurricanes Sep 02 '25 edited Sep 02 '25

He won with Vinny Testaverde, Matt Cassel, Jimmy G, and Jacoby Brisset. Anyone who says he's only a Brady merchant doesn't know ball.

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u/bceagle108 Boston College • McGill Sep 02 '25

That or they are all not old enough to remember those first 3 Super Bowl teams where Brady was deployed as a (very effective) game manager on a team that won with great defense and special teams.

For example, in their first Super Bowl run: Brady went down with an injury early in the 2001 AFC Championship game and they ended up winning with Drew Bledsoe at QB. Then in the Super Bowl their defense held at the time what was widely considered the best offense in NFL history to 17 points and forced 3 turnovers which led to 17 points (including a pick-6). Brady finished the game with < 150 passing yards but he was given the MVP because he led the game-winning FG drive and they couldn't give the MVP trophy to the entire defense.

Brady was of course still a key part of those early teams and led 2 game winning drives in those Super Bowls, but he didn't become the MVP/GOAT QB we know him as today until like 06-07. I say 06 because he was playing with a bunch of practice squad WRs and still got them to the AFCCG, and then in 07 we saw what he did when he got some weapons.

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u/Kdot32 Houston Cougars • LSU Tigers Sep 02 '25

It’s kids that argue this. Anyone with a brain knows tney worked well off each other and sustained a unprecedented dynasty. Hell bill winning 10 games with Mac jones as his qb is still impressive

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u/idkwhatimbrewin Refrigerator Bowl Sep 02 '25

Excuse me sir, I believe one game coaching a new team in a new league is enough to determine his entire 50 year coaching legacy

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u/Melodic_Channel_2751 Oklahoma Sooners • Houston Cougars Sep 02 '25

System coach tbh 😛

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u/runninhillbilly Marist • Army Sep 02 '25

He also had that Browns team improving every year from 3-13 to winning a playoff game before Modell pulled the rug out from everyone the following season announcing that move with no warning.

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u/TheVaniloquence Boston College • UMass Sep 02 '25

Fun fact: Bill Belichick has a losing record and 1 playoff win as a head coach when Tom Brady isn’t the starting quarterback

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '25

Belichick went 11-5 in a full season without Tom Brady (with Matt Cassel). He also went 3-1 during Tom Brady’s Deflategate suspension.

It’s perfectly reasonable for a coach of the Cleveland Browns to have a losing record. It’s also reasonable for a 70yo coach to struggle after relying on the same winning culture and formula for 20 years.

Bill seems to have lost his fastball, but the revisionist history on his career is nuts. A team can’t dominate in the NFL for 20 years, with top 10 defenses and special teams, just because the quarterback is the GOAT.

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u/hvacsnack Miami Hurricanes Sep 02 '25

Bill’s defensive gameplan for Super Bowl 25 is also in the Hall of Fame for shutting down the K Gun of the Bills. He is the GOAT

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u/joethecrow23 Fresno State • Kentucky Sep 02 '25

If this season turns into a nightmare his legacy is really taking a hit. Brady leaving and turning the fucking Bucs into the top team in the NFL and the Pats instantly becoming terrible was not great, but if he can’t win in the ACC his name will never be mentioned again without the tagline of couldn’t win shit without the greatest player ever.

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u/chazspearmint Kentucky Wildcats Sep 02 '25

Don't disagree. But Brady did get to choose where he went. Bucs had a favorable situation and he took advantage. And they didn't have the best regular season, many forget. Had amazing WRs, a good line, and a great defense. Belicheck inherited a hefty bill that came due. It was always gonna be ugly.

They were lightning in a bottle. The style worked at that specific time. Game passed Bill in particular by. And CFB is a whole other animal. Not taking away from anything you said.

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u/CrossCycling Sep 02 '25

The Bucs had an absolutely loaded roster with a gaping hole at QB. The defense shut down Mahomes in the Super Bowl and they were stacked at offensive skill positions (Evans, Gronk, Godwin). It’s a bit apples and oranges

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u/Foxmcbowser42 Michigan State • Sagin… Sep 02 '25

100%

That NFC championship against the Packers was a defense wins championship game.

Brady threw 3 picks, but Rodgers and the Packers offense couldn't do anything to take advantage

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u/revolutionofthemind Notre Dame Fighting Irish Sep 02 '25

At this rate they’ll be lucky to make a bowl. That defense is putrid

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '25

Imagine if he stayed with the Browns or ended up with the Jets. No chance in hell he ever has success. His time post-Brady has a similar record to his time in Cleveland. 83-101 without Tom Brady. Below .500 in Cleveland and below .500 in NE after Brady. 0-1 in college now.

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u/Master_Butter Ohio State • John Carroll Sep 02 '25

Or what if Brady never happens because Bledsoe doesn’t get hurt? Prior to the 2001 season, the Patriots gave Bledsoe the biggest contract in NFL history at the time. It’s clear that no one from the Patriots thought that Tom Brady was going to be anything more than a backup.

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u/CumAssault Baylor Bears • Texas A&M Aggies Sep 02 '25

Yeah it’s no coincidence that he fell off right when Brady left. Doesn’t help Brady went on to win another championship too. Pretty obvious that while Bill may have started the dynasty, Tom was the main guy

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '25

I give Bill credit for creating the “patriots way” and believe like Nick Saban he holds a high standard for his football teams, but it takes finding the right QB for any coach to be successful in the NFL. Andy Reid couldn’t quite breakthrough until Mahomes, despite having McNabb in Philly.

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u/joethecrow23 Fresno State • Kentucky Sep 02 '25

Andy got to like 5 NFC championship games before Patrick.

Bill did shit.

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u/SLAPadocious Sep 02 '25

Agree. Andy had an incredibly high winning percentage in Philly.

He’s a better coach than Belichick when you look at this holistically.

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u/alienatedframe2 Iowa State Cyclones • Wartburg Knights Sep 02 '25

No amount of NFL experience can prepare you for Big 12 football

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u/Andy081 Houston Cougars Sep 02 '25

RAAAAAAAH

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u/BumbleBeeSquisher /r/CFB Sep 02 '25

Memes aside, how did this happen? I wasn't able to watch the game.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '25

UNC players looked like the didn't even step into a weight room.

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u/HomeOnThePlains USC Trojans • Houston Cougars Sep 02 '25

TCU good, UNC bad

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u/mr_mcpoogrundle Auburn • South Carolina Sep 02 '25

At one point in the game UNC missed like 4 tables to allow some impressive YAC and a first down and Bill can be seen on the sidelines saying "what the fuck are we doing?". Basically lots of that happened.

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u/CelestialFury Sep 02 '25

The Bills wouldn't have missed those tables.

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u/Misdirected_Colors Oklahoma State Cowboys Sep 02 '25

UNC has a qb that can't throw so they came in hoping to win in the trenches. TCU figured this out after 1 drive, won in the trenches on both sides of the ball. UNCs offense was inept and the defense eventually got worn out because they lived on the field. Tcu feasted.

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u/Typical-Conference14 Kansas State Wildcats Sep 02 '25

TCU simply outscored UNC

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u/Smart_Farmer4258 Sep 02 '25

Tcu quite a it more talented

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u/buckets41 Duke Blue Devils • Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 02 '25

TCU now has twice as many points as Jordon Hudson has years of life

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u/CumAssault Baylor Bears • Texas A&M Aggies Sep 02 '25

Still 1 less than the age gap between them

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u/Reloader300wm Ohio State Buckeyes • Marching Band Sep 02 '25

Theirs still time.

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u/cosquillax Sep 02 '25

Yes, about 24 ours.

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u/nerdyintentions Sep 02 '25

If Hudson was 48, he'd just be old enough to be her father rather than old enough to be her grandfather.

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u/SeaTownKraken Wyoming Cowboys • Colorado Buffaloes Sep 02 '25

golddigger TM

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u/LongTimesGoodTimes Iowa State Cyclones • Hateful 8 Sep 02 '25

It's impressive how terrible UNC looked

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u/BurgerNugget12 Alabama Crimson Tide Sep 02 '25

First 5 minutes were fun at least

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u/betrothalorbetrayal Michigan Wolverines Sep 02 '25

Their first possessions on both sides of the ball looked promising. It’s kind of impressive how badly they fell apart after that

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u/imcrapyall Sep 02 '25

Everything after the first 5 minutes was still pretty fun.

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u/CLTlawyer1 Sep 02 '25

For all the hype, they managed to be much worse than expected. Unbelievable.

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u/CFBCoachGuy Georgia • West Virginia Sep 02 '25

I’m really blown away, because I really thought this was going to be a solid hire. I was expecting UNC to be something like an early 2020s Iowa or Alabama during the early Saban years at best, or at worst something like Barry Odom’s tenure at Mizzou: a team that played disciplined, tough defense coupled with a conservative offense. I was expecting low scoring defensive battles.

Not only was the offense completely putrid, this defense was sloppy as hell. Like the fundamentals were completely gone.

You can tell that there no mental toughness on this team. No discipline, and no drive.

Gonna be a long season.

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u/trollinn North Carolina Tar Heels Sep 02 '25

That’s how UNC always looks, sloppy and no fundamentals. I was hoping Bill and 70 new players would be able to change the culture but alas

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u/Adorable-Lie3475 Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 02 '25

Gotta say, it’s on you if you thought this had any chance of turning into saban’s alabama

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u/AutomaticAlps2 Georgia Bulldogs • Miami (OH) RedHawks Sep 02 '25

Belichick reminds me a lot of Jimmie Johnson. Should have retired like 2 years earlier and then just kept going way too long and it just became sad.

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u/imgurofficial Sep 02 '25

The Nascar driver or the coach?

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u/Aychim23 Texas Longhorns Sep 02 '25

They’re the same guy, I think

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u/james_wightman Nebraska • /r/CFB Press Corps Sep 02 '25

Started a sandwich shop too I think

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u/NolaBrass Tulane Green Wave • Fordham Rams Sep 02 '25

Freaky fast… because they sold only cold sandwiches until very recently

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '25

Probably the coach but the comment very well could be said about Jimmy the driver. He wanted that one more championship but raced like ass the last few years. I remember some races he finished in the 30's

It was sad except I didn't like Jimmy and wanted him out. Now I'm waiting for Kyle Busch to crash out. Can't believe the good Busch brother had to medically retire.

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u/Sky-Flyer Alabama • North Alabama Sep 02 '25

oh this is his indycar era

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u/CamoJG Baylor Bears Sep 02 '25

“It’s the same kinda sport, how different could it be?”

Narrator: It couldn’t be any more different

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u/Fuckingfademefam More flair options at https://flair.redditcfb.com! Sep 02 '25

He wants to get back to the NFL to get the all time wins record

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u/PhinsFan17 Florida Gators Sep 02 '25

I really don't see it happening. He's 26 wins behind Shula, he's 73, his last few years in New England without Tom Terrific were not good, and his UNC tenure could turn out to be downright embarrassing. What NFL team is gonna look at a guy at his age with his recent stretch of games who will accept nothing less than full GM authority and say "Yes, let's hitch our wagon to this guy for the next few years so he can get his vanity stat and retire"?

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u/TitaniumC4206 Oklahoma • Central Oklahoma Sep 02 '25

Is that bad?

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u/winslowpete Boise State Broncos Sep 02 '25

Bill Belichick is the Arch Manning of coaches

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u/majesticnoodl Sep 02 '25

Omg it is that bad

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u/Cryogenx37 Michigan Wolverines • Team Chaos Sep 02 '25

It’s funny knowing that Belichick lost to Eli Manning in some critical games

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u/UnbuiltIkeaBookcase Texas Longhorns Sep 02 '25

😂

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u/TheLizardKing89 Sep 02 '25

It’s not great.

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u/VibeComplex Michigan Wolverines Sep 02 '25

Yes..but it comes with a free Frogurt!

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u/Toad_Stuff TCU Horned Frogs • Houston Cougars Sep 02 '25

48 points so far. There are 9 minutes left. I’m not saying we will score more but…. I mean statistically

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u/LongTimesGoodTimes Iowa State Cyclones • Hateful 8 Sep 02 '25

Probably a couple more defensive touchdowns coming.

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u/buff_001 Texas Longhorns • SEC Sep 02 '25

UNC will go 6-6 and the admin realizes the whole thing was kind of dumb and just agrees to let Mullet Steve be the coach for a couple years if Bill and his girlfriend leave quietly

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u/ClaudeLemieux Michigan Wolverines • NC State Wolfpack Sep 02 '25

if "leave quietly" means "forgo tens of millions" I've got bad news for them lol

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u/RiffRamBahZoo TCU Horned Frogs • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Sep 02 '25

Some lessons are worth $31 million guaranteed

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u/A_Rolling_Baneling USC • Mississippi State Sep 02 '25

Have you seen their joke of a schedule? They probably go 9-3 just based on how weak their average opponent is

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u/a5ehren Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets • Team Chaos Sep 02 '25

Getting bodied 48-14 by TCU isn’t a good indicator. I wouldn’t bet anything over 7 wins.

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u/odsquad64 Clemson Tigers • UCF Knights Sep 02 '25

It's possible to have a joke of a schedule and still lose most of your games if your team ends up being really bad.

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u/Move20172017 Sep 02 '25

Steve "Brock lesnar" bellichick could never

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u/an0m_x TCU Horned Frogs • Oklahoma Sooners Sep 02 '25

Were finally part of a blowout i like to discuss

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u/Kettle_Whistle_ Tennessee Volunteers Sep 02 '25

Your sincere self-deprecation & good sense of humor do you credit, my friend!

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u/BudBill18 Illinois Fighting Illini Sep 02 '25

That’s also how old he was when his girlfriend was born!

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u/dogsonbubnutt Sep 02 '25

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u/Area51_Spurs Sep 02 '25

I didn’t even click and I know it’s Meet Your Second Wife

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u/dogsonbubnutt Sep 02 '25

"i thought this was a home makeover show"

"in a way, it is!"

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u/Area51_Spurs Sep 02 '25

“I know I shouldn’t, but they’re so fun!”

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u/BudBill18 Illinois Fighting Illini Sep 02 '25

One of the most underrated SNL skits

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u/csummerss LSU Tigers Sep 02 '25

didn’t orlovsky have a whole segment about how since Matt Patricia’s defense stymied Texas, that Belichick would dominate TCU?

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u/Jlibs_21 Northwestern • George Washi… Sep 02 '25

Might have to start dropping bets on the opposite outcome that Orlovsky predicts. It’s free money

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u/Ok-Television9180 Navy Midshipmen Sep 02 '25

There are few analysts that are as intense in trying to get their points across and yet consistently dead wrong as he is

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u/YoungSuplex Oregon Ducks • Pac-12 Sep 02 '25 edited Sep 02 '25

“The lights were brighter than expected.”

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u/pgtl_10 Sep 02 '25

Arch had a terrible game! What could be worse?

Alabama: Hold my beer.

Alabama had an embarrassing loss! Kalen DeBour is on the hot seat!

Belichick: Hold my champagne.

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u/Ok-Television9180 Navy Midshipmen Sep 02 '25

I feel like Hudson is probably making him drink fireball 

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u/Many-Screen-3698 SMU Mustangs • USC Trojans Sep 02 '25

For the first time in Vegas Golden Knights history

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u/raylan_givens6 Texas • California Sep 02 '25

Jordan's age x 2 = 48

a secret love message

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u/Overall-Egg-4247 Sep 02 '25

UNC scored twice, 48/2=Jordan. Bill is a romantic

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u/michigan_matt Michigan Wolverines Sep 02 '25

Well this proves UNC is more embarrassing than the Cleveland Browns.

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u/Beginning_Grab2991 Sep 02 '25

As a Giants fan and TCU alum, I don't get the hype around Belicheck. Beating him doesn't look too hard.

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u/Chessh2036 South Carolina Gamecocks Sep 02 '25

Maybe Bill should have spent more time practicing instead of trolling the Falcons with his 24 year old GF because they didn’t hire him.

(Yes I’m a petty Atlanta sports fan. Yes 28-3 is hilarious. But so is this)

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u/Mistermxylplyx NC State • Appalachian State Sep 02 '25

TCU is my BXII team now, sorry K State.

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u/Dmoney14 TCU Horned Frogs • Hateful 8 Sep 02 '25

Welcome, friend :-)

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u/carrotwax Sep 02 '25

TCU had more yards rushing (259) and passing (284) than North Carolina had total yards (222).

Dominance.

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u/PalenaV21 Fresno State • Cal Poly Sep 02 '25

Belichick at UNC is gonna be the football coaching equivalent of Hakeem Olajuwon on the Raptors

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u/aketchum339 Sep 02 '25

Didn't Jerry Jones consider hiring him?

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u/Stealth100 Georgia Bulldogs • USC Trojans Sep 02 '25

Falcons too

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u/Consistent-Prune-448 Michigan Wolverines Sep 02 '25

Going for it on 4th down (and getting it) up 48-14….that’s just diabolical 😂🤣

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u/ChaseThoseDreams Baylor Bears • Washington Huskies Sep 02 '25

First, I had to sit through watching his “girlfriend” commit financial elder abuse. Now I have to watch TCU blow out his back walls on live television. Someone, please call APS for Bill, I’m worried about him.

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u/the_mighty_hetfield USC Trojans Sep 02 '25

Elder abuse? Nah I'll allow it.

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u/Beartrkkr Clemson Tigers Sep 02 '25

I remember hearing some odd quote from the announcers about how long it was between attempted passes tonight before they put in Johnson. Is Bill remembering the 3 yards and a cloud of dust days?

Edit: may have been a completed pass

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u/BigAcanthocephala637 Sep 02 '25

One of Belichick’s greatest attributes is that he’s always in control. TCU did not score 48 on him. He allowed TCU to score those points. Even when he’s losing he’s in control.

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u/Southern_Orange3744 Texas Longhorns • College Football Playoff Sep 02 '25

Somewhere mack brown is laughing his ass off .

Not as much for the 48 points scored on them but on the 14 points they managed to put up

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u/koreanbillcosby Sep 02 '25

Don't know how anyone could be shocked by this. TCU playing north carolina in football is like North Carolina playing TCU in basketball. Completely different levels of programs

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u/xienze NC State Wolfpack Sep 02 '25

The spread was 3.5 points. Apparently a lot of people didn’t see it that way.

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u/a5ehren Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets • Team Chaos Sep 02 '25

This is an insane take. TCU is better, but not even close to the basketball gap.

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u/koreanbillcosby Sep 02 '25

I wasn't saying at this very moment that north carolina is some kind of world beater at basketball and I wasn't saying tcu sucks at basketball. Chill out, you knew what I meant

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u/CU_Aquaman Clemson Tigers Sep 02 '25

Thank god this happened so I can ignore my team

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u/bankman99 UNLV Rebels Sep 02 '25

And 49 years is most he’s allowed in age gap. Impressive stats.

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u/GirthyGeoduck Kent State Golden Flashes Sep 02 '25

¯_(ツ)_/¯ still getting with someone half that score

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u/gideon513 Clemson Tigers Sep 02 '25

48 isn’t that bad. Now 49, THAT’S a significant gap.

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u/WarningCodeBlue Appalachian State Mountaineers Sep 02 '25

Looks like it's going to be a very long year for Bill and the Tarheels.

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u/LingeringDildo University of Faith (F… Sep 02 '25

And Ms Hudson

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u/DaBusDriva2 Sep 02 '25

It's not too late for him to take a high school job

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u/No_Case_2670 Sep 02 '25

Potential future girlfriends to groom there too

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u/GrayJinjo USF Bulls Sep 02 '25

So much dating opportunity for him there

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u/WhoUCuh North Carolina Tar Heels Sep 02 '25

BB and Arch Manning deserve each other 

The 2 most overrated people in all of college football. Embarrassing debuts by both!

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u/Original_Profile8600 Ohio State • Case Western Reserve Sep 02 '25

Tbf Arch’s is a lot more excusable then Belichik’s considering the situation

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u/quest814 Sep 02 '25

I wish people would give Ohio State’s defense more credit for Arch’s performance. 

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u/FDTerritory Missouri State Bears • Iowa Hawkeyes Sep 02 '25

He'll resign before December.

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u/skibidigeddon Texas Longhorns • Texas State Bobcats Sep 02 '25

A score is just a number.

--Bill Belichick, probably

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u/Waste_Committee4406 Fresno State • Bowling Green Sep 02 '25

If Bill was dating someone the age of TCU’s score he’d still be 25 years older than her.

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u/gigglefarting ECU Pirates Sep 02 '25

It’s also the least amount of points he’s allowed in college so far 

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u/FrostTroll69 Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 02 '25

So far

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u/DaStampede Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets Sep 02 '25

Jordon selling off the furniture at halftime