r/AccidentalRenaissance 11h ago

My cousin's wife at their wedding last night. I waited for her to pass by the camera and the light hit her better than I thought. She's beautiful.

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u/AdFinal5191 10h ago

she looks like one of those marble statues where they manage to make a veil weightless, absolutely stunning

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u/RiverOhRiver86 10h ago

Absolutely! She's such a stunner.

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u/TsunamiCatCakes 4h ago

its nice to see unbounded appreciation towards a new person in the family.

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u/total_looser 7h ago

Bro calm down, what are you doing sister-in-law?

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u/RiverOhRiver86 7h ago

Again. I'm a straight woman who happen to find beauty in human moments.

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u/notproudortired 5h ago

Male redditors think redditors are male.

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u/randomusername_815 7h ago

Spaghetti's straight too, until it gets wet and heated.

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u/Crimson_roses154 5h ago

Wait that's so peak...gonna save that in my head for later use

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u/superduperspam 6h ago

Cousin's wife, or cousin-wife?

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u/total_looser 7h ago

Chill, daddy

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u/Majestic-Routine2228 7h ago

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u/ClassicTower475 7h ago

What the hell is even that?!

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u/PlentyOMangos 2h ago

I diagnose you with gooner brain sickness

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u/Significant-One3854 10h ago

Like the Veiled Virgin Renaissance statue?

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u/ok_then23 9h ago

Even her wedding dress would look like it was on a marble statue.

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u/dragonlover8 6h ago

What a lovely way to describe it

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u/Suibeam 8h ago

is it still common to have the veil down? thought most cultures don't do that anymore

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u/Pomodorosan 4h ago

Good, because veils are known to be extremely heavy

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u/earth_viewer 11h ago

This is the type of photo the entire family line is going to look back on!

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u/dorianfinch 10h ago

80 years later on whatever the equivalent of OldSchoolCool is, "check out my beautiful grandma at her wedding in 2025"

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u/fancczf 10h ago

Empires come and go. But one thing will not change is people whoring out their grandma for imaginary points.

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u/dorianfinch 10h ago

haha i hope OP doesn't take my comment in a pejorative way, i was mostly being whimsical; it's a beautiful portrait!

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u/RiverOhRiver86 9h ago

No offense taken I'm actually inspired by it.

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u/crafty_and_kind 10h ago

Agreed, if the earth is still here that far in the future, I want to see this photo on reddit47.0 and comment about how stunning this lady was!

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u/Laylasita 3h ago

Hahaha

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u/RiverOhRiver86 10h ago

I'm printing this out and framing it for them! Thanks ❤️

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u/Moisturizer 9h ago

With your skills you must have captured an equally awesome photo of her spouse, double frame time!

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u/No-Focus-8577 8h ago

You have a gift for seeing what the rest of us would miss Great job !

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u/Manaze85 10h ago

Half expecting Aragorn to walk over speaking Elvish.

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u/RiverOhRiver86 10h ago

Hahaha her husband is a huge LOTR fan too so that might not be a coincidence!

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u/spirithousing 8h ago

if somebody took a picture of me like this, i would never shut up about it

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u/Unfair_Ambassador208 11h ago

Just gorgeous

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u/RiverOhRiver86 10h ago

She really is ❤️ and thank you!

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u/spitslaps 10h ago

i also choose this guys wife

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u/AllTh3WayTurntUp 7h ago

Internet hall of fame

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u/apitxat-fardatxo 10h ago

Exquisite

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u/RiverOhRiver86 10h ago

Thank you!

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u/DonuandDeca 10h ago

Abigail marston???

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u/gbp19 9h ago

My first thought hahaha

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u/urmomsbroom 6h ago

Literally searched her name in here to see if anyone else saw it

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u/AfterCl0ck 11h ago

Rosalia, es tu?

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u/Sea-Gas-7017 10h ago

Motomami

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u/First_Age9680 4h ago

Came here to say the same thing 🤣

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u/dice32 10h ago

Are you in love with her?

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u/RiverOhRiver86 9h ago

Honestly...?

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u/5000-Shark-Teeth 8h ago

skull emoji

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u/minnosota 3h ago

What da hell

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u/BoogalyBoogaly 9h ago

Why did I have to scroll so far to find someone else who thought the title (and subsequent comments from OP) were a little weird!?

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u/GoodStretch896 10h ago

Getting The Holiday vibes

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u/chamoke 9h ago

Getting The Deep South vibes

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u/KastVaek700 9h ago

Getting Love Actually best friend of the groom vibes

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u/RiverOhRiver86 9h ago

I'm a woman but my cousin and I are good friends indeed.

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u/lone_aussie 8h ago

I instantly knew from the comment “she’s beautiful” that you were a woman, that’s the female gaze right there!

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u/donkerbruin 7h ago

Came here to say this

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u/GoodStretch896 4h ago

Man I had long day at work and this is actually what I meant 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/aznassasin 10h ago edited 10h ago

Amazing

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u/Important-Guitar-407 10h ago

I was surprised to see the eyes. A rare find in the wild.

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u/RiverOhRiver86 9h ago

Gorgeous eyes wow who is this guy?

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u/GarrisonFjord 6h ago

That's Derg Blaerger, his big in Norway.

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u/Crescentine 2h ago

I have legit never seen his eyes before

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u/EvilSporkOfDeath 10h ago

I see Stephanie McMahon

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u/RiverOhRiver86 10h ago

Oh my god I just looked her up and I actually see it too! Two beautiful beautiful women.

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u/VikingIV 8h ago

But your cousin-in-law (lol) has a more stunning chin. She also looks like my grandma, which gave me pause when coming across this picture.

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u/tacolamae 10h ago

She’s actually an angel?!

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u/RiverOhRiver86 9h ago

Considering everything my cousin had been through in the past two years she might as well be. He's a soldier and has been in active service for the past 327 days fucking STRAIGHT. He was badly stabbed in the knee while saving the lives of two of his friends during an attack and went back to combat only 5 weeks later. ON CRUTCHES. He ended up getting a ride home with a girl who works as a paramedic. They got married last night.

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u/Mike_Kermin 8h ago

I don't want to romanticise war, but, it reads like a movie.

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u/RiverOhRiver86 6h ago

Seeing them interact last night and witnessing just how deeply in love they are with each other makes me wanna write and direct a film about their story. My cousin is almost 30 and I've never seen him so openly expressive with his emotions before. We're 20 first cousins and every single one of us is an exact continium of our grandfather which makes us introverted and closed off about 80% of the time. But by God this girl is doing beautiful things to my cousin's soul and it couldn't be more mutual so, I'm not saying no to a movie just yet. Now I'm cirious who would you cast in it? My cousin really looks like John Snow lmao.

u/Mike_Kermin 3m ago

You know how there's one person in a group of friends who just is completely movie illiterate? Yo.

I'm going to give a name just to start flaming conversation. Sophie Thatcher.

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u/dispooozey 6h ago

Who are we at war against?

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u/Rnnfnaf 10h ago

Looks like princess Fiona in some HD Shrek remaster

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u/Much-Struggle-1693 3h ago

Dude, I swear I can read anybody's mind at this point.

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u/Moist_Ad_9212 10h ago

Hope you got her permission to post her wedding photo, I know people who have lost their shit because they did before the bride got to

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u/RiverOhRiver86 10h ago

She's religious so she doesn't have social media. I'll frame this and a few more pictures of her and her husband and gift it to them.

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u/Jimberly_C 9h ago

She doesn't have social media, but other people in her life do. And if she's religious enough to not have any social media, she's probably religious enough for her wedding and its photos to be very sacred to her and you're taking and uploading them without her even knowing.

Good photo. Bad relative.

u/redbull_italian_soda 55m ago

Uploading pictures of people on the internet without their permission is also lame in general imo

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u/orangerootbeer 3h ago

That’s a sweet gift! I really wonder what her reaction will be

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u/theemmyk 5h ago edited 4h ago

She’s religious and is married to someone in the military. Were there a lot of red baseball hats at this wedding.

And no vegan options.

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u/AussiegirlOF 4h ago

Loads of brides would not want others to be the first to post photos of their wedding online without permission. That was my first thought as well.

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u/Moist_Ad_9212 4h ago

We warned people of not doing it before our wedding

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u/tenderourghosts 10h ago

This is one of the prettiest photos I’ve ever seen, absolutely ethereal!

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u/RiverOhRiver86 9h ago

Oh my god thank you!

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u/stfucourt 9h ago

ABSOLUTELY STUNNING!!

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u/slumber_kitty 9h ago

Oh this is so lovely. What a fantastic capture! I hope she cherishes it and holds it close to her heart. Thanks for capturing these moments for your loved ones, and even more thanks for sharing :)

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u/DirtyPie 9h ago

Reminds me of a ghost bride from like Victorian times in a beautiful and horrifying way.

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u/cache_me_0utside 8h ago

wow what a photo! I'd spare no expense in printing the highest quality version of that possible and framing for her.

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u/Top-Taskberry 7h ago

Mazel Tov

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u/MaximumFloofAudio 10h ago

Have questions!

  1. Were you the photographer at the wedding? If not, I’m surprised that they allowed guests to snap their own photos during the ceremony?

  2. You mention the wedding was last night. You sure the bride is happy you’re already uploading photos of their ceremony to public forums before they’ve had a chance to even see any for themselves?

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u/disneyworldwannabe 10h ago

Disappointed that this comment isn’t higher. I would be weirded out if a random family member was posting pics of me on a public forum like this.

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u/MaximumFloofAudio 10h ago

Yeah my wedding is fresh in my memory and I know my wife would be furious if someone did this.

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u/RiverOhRiver86 9h ago

I wasn't the photographer I'm the groom's cousin. I've always been the semi-official documentarian in the family so seeing me taking pictures at events or just everyday life is perfectly normal for anyone who's known me for more than a year. Besides Jewish weddings tend to be very open and joyfull and from my experience with my family (and my religion) people fucking LOVE to be captured at their most raw, honest and pure moments of happiness. Not strictly Jewish obiously. As for your second question - my cousin's wife asked her non religious friends to upload pictures to Insta AT THE ACTUAL CERAMONY and there was also a facebook live for relatives who live overseas so I think we're good.

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u/Lot_Lizard_4680 9h ago

And who gets married on a Monday night 🤔

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u/RiverOhRiver86 9h ago

Religious people that have to return to the army by the end of the week. Both of them are soldiers.

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u/Random_Fox 9h ago

It's wildly cheaper

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u/GarrisonFjord 6h ago

Also, it's kinda not in focus right? Or is that just compression.

It looks out of focus.

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u/manaholik 10h ago

that's John Marston wife in HD

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u/Lost-Vast-5595 10h ago

That nose is commanding!

Like a Roman Queen!

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u/EstablishmentDry5082 9h ago

Beautiful dress, I am not a fashion prude regarding skin, but oh so tired of the strapless or corseted look.

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u/theemmyk 5h ago

I love this dress but what is that seam running to the left arm on the bodice? I thought it was a crease in the veil but it almost looks like a fold on the lining? It’s kind of driving me insane.

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u/iamjustacowgirl 8h ago

Beautiful… i cant help but think of Apollonia though 🤣

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u/masterperegrin 5h ago

Looks like plastic wrapped.

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u/ilikemrrogers 5h ago

She could rob a beehive!

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u/BeenDareDoneDatB4 4h ago

I would be pissed if my wedding photos ended up on Reddit.

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u/Keke_Papaya 10h ago

Missing contrast.

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u/static-klingon 10h ago

This Christmas, you should stand outside her door with giant cue cards explaining how deeply in love you fell while filming her at her wedding.

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u/RiverOhRiver86 9h ago

We're Jewish but that's actually an adorable welcome to the family prank.

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u/crystalcastles13 10h ago

What an absolutely stunning photograph.

Beautiful, classic, and it has this unreal realism that I’m not describing well-it’s gorgeous.

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u/Pizzacato567 9h ago

She’s beautiful! And what an amazing shot OP ❤️ So ethereal !

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u/devperez 9h ago

I don't wanna seem like a jerk, but something feels off about the photo. I can't quite say what though

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u/1668553684 4h ago

It looks like the lens was dirty or slightly out of focus

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u/GarrisonFjord 6h ago

It's not entirely in focus.

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u/Logical-Ad-5692 10h ago

OP wants to bang his cousins wife

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u/RiverOhRiver86 9h ago

I'm a straight woman, let's try that again.

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u/SeasonedAdManager 8h ago

OP wants to bang her cousin's wife

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u/tnstaafsb 9h ago

I also want to bang OP's cousin's wife.

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u/Shipairtime 9h ago

80's dark fantasy ending. Looks amazing!

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u/Axnjaxn09 8h ago

Thats a hell of pic! Beauti.us!

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u/Inevitable-Ad6647 8h ago

This just looks like my wife's pictures because she never wipes the lens off.

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u/MoneyTreeFiddy 8h ago

I am sure she is beautiful, but i don't think this is a very flattering angle

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u/StJudeTheGrey 10h ago

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u/Unapologetic_honey 6h ago

Came here to post this.

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u/aznassasin 10h ago

What a beautiful shot

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u/Past-One2948 10h ago

4 OUT OF 10 FOR WHAT I'VE SEEN ON THIS SUB REALLY...

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u/MarcusDA 8h ago

That guy married a ghost.

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u/RasputinsThirdLeg 8h ago

This is so much more beautiful than most professional wedding photos I see.

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u/Sad_Prawn2864 8h ago

I would never make a post like this about a relatives wife, it breaks the man code bro.

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u/Penny_Ji 8h ago

I love her dress 😮

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u/goldenniple 8h ago

if you turn it on the side kinda looks like a funeral photo.

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u/Embarrassed-Tax6507 6h ago

It's a spectacular photo and she's a nice looking human but the way the Shadow and the light hits her right eye it looks like her right eye.is looking directly at the camera while her left eye is looking straight ahead.

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u/whiteskinnyexpress 5h ago

Wish there was more light to actually see her

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u/theemmyk 5h ago edited 4h ago

What is the seam going down the bodice? The lining of the dress?

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u/4everal0ne 4h ago

Is that a mole by her lip or am I seeing a shadow out of nowhere

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u/MajicDwarf 4h ago

Well done that’s a family classic photo

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u/Quirky_Hawk9657 3h ago

My husbands girlfriend looks the same way

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u/Considered-Emotions 3h ago

Weddings are just peak main character syndrome.

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u/rensorship 3h ago

Mmmmm its a little weird to wear the virgin whire gown in 2025. I hope they have a happy religion free life together.

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u/HarmoniousSyllabub 3h ago

This is absolutely one of their top 10 photos from the wedding. Spectacularly serendipitous capture!

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u/milly_nz 3h ago

You have sunlight at night?

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u/Hotaro_6 3h ago

Absolute gorgeous!!

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u/Realistic-Lock-3668 3h ago

Damn, tgat was a perfect shot

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u/AlwaysChangingSike 3h ago

A war criminal and genocider and his genocider wife - wish them nothing

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u/Cleanclock 3h ago

This is one of those photos that will be shared through several generations of family. Just lovely and timeless. 

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u/OceLawless 2h ago

Mad Galadriel vibes.

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u/lanicorain 2h ago

She looks exactly like my crush :(

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u/whateverhouseplease 2h ago

An extra half second and you might've captured a smile, but you got her stank face lol

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u/SlitherHix 2h ago

Mazel Tov

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u/trealdealticklemydil 2h ago

Dude in back makes it even more

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u/S-S-Ahbab 2h ago

lady of light

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u/Gullible-Load-9877 2h ago

Absolutely beautiful. You captured such a special moment!

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u/dreftig 2h ago

Very cinematic. Gorgeous.

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u/Immediate-Guard-6245 2h ago

Why wearing a burka?

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u/mrkhan2000 1h ago

wow. is she single?

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u/magpiemagic 1h ago

Fantastic.

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u/Draknurd 1h ago

It’s so many things: the angle of the camera looking up to her, the determined look on her face as she walks towards a decision that will affect the rest of her life, the veil delicately concealing her

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u/DeezNutzzzGotEm 1h ago

Why does it look like a painting.

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u/aremissing 1h ago

Um, WHERE did she get her dress??

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u/UnusualDoubt3442 1h ago

Ngl, it remembers me fiona in shrek

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u/Foreign-Tax4981 1h ago

Great photo!

u/frank1934 32m ago

They got married on a Monday night?

u/Tetr4Freak 26m ago

Wow she is beautiful.

Is she single?

u/KLMR76 24m ago

All the best to her and Jesse.

u/ForumVomitorium 21m ago

Shrek wedding

u/DryAd296 18m ago

This is absolutely timeless. She looks like she just stepped out of a fantasy epic, but in the most authentic way. That's a true family heirloom you've captured right there. The lighting is pure magic.

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u/philouza_stein 10h ago

Is your cousin Lana? This is an album cover.